funk button

clitoris - it's telling me "Definition is too short" but that's all there is

just try it and see

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

baby boxing

a cruel cruel sport involving pitting two babies against each other in a boxing ring while spectators yell, eat and place bets. constantly.

the babies fight to the death.

- Hey sugar, got two tickets to the big baby boxing game tonight - fancy it?
- You betcha!!

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

one forty itch

the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.

- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

illusionist

A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random.

- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no one has.
- He some kind of illusionist or something?
- Guess so.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

battered

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

five thirty five grind

the looong distance between the 1:40pm and the 5:35pm editions of neighbours. eagerly waited out by most sentient Britons.

- What you up to this afternoon?
- Nose to the five thirty five grind-stone, my friend.
- Fancy a quick drink?
- Well...

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

crazy paving

someone with really really bad teeth. quite likely to be British.

Austin Powers.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003