rich's definitions

porn finatic

Someone who is addicted to porn and lets everyone around him/her know about it.

Rich is the biggest porn finatic.

by Rich January 7, 2005

Wind Fairy

People who own sail boats

damn Wind Fairy

by Rich January 31, 2004

mowgli

n. a rabid ape from the jungle regions. highly addicted to crack.

man, that mowgli is crazy. look how much crack he has. that can't be normal

by Rich February 3, 2005

worming

when ur doing chin ups and ur knacked, u can squeeze out a couple more by wriggling ur way up, known as worming

come on!! u've done 19, worm ur way to 20 u lazy motherfucker!

by rich May 4, 2005

Golden Palace

When you awake from sleep soaking wet because your significant other was drunk and wet the bed. It's the follow up to a golden shower; When one person urinates on another.

Man we got so crunked last night that she busted a golden palace again!

by Rich February 10, 2007

ride the edge

jacking off until you are about to cum and then stopping.

i love to ride the edge.

by rich November 7, 2003

beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!

by Rich April 18, 2004