rich's definitions
Get the Ass mintmug. generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
by rich March 27, 2004
Get the fairiesmug. Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004
Get the scrooge-meistermug. the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.
by rich March 10, 2005
Get the cool mr crocmug. One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
by Rich November 19, 2003
Get the yoghurt weavermug. by Rich November 17, 2003
Get the dumbtardedmug. baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out
by rich December 5, 2004
Get the johnny mcrandommug.