rich's definitions

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003

mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker

that son of a bitch is one serious m.d.f.k

by Rich February 1, 2005

scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.

"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"

by Rich November 30, 2004

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

Leathel

To be greatly skilled among all others and out wit almost anyone with the slightest efford.

To be almost irresistible to most women, a very flirty carachter and fun to be with, making him very appealing.

A very cocky personallity almost unmatched by any other, this person is equality cocky as charming and irritating at the same time.

A flirty person that can have you wrap around his or her finger just by talking to you, very submissive and persuassive, almost addicting.

A person who is able to learn at a very fast pase and apply what they learn in a supervly manner.

That guy is so leathel, he thinks he owns the world.

by rich September 28, 2003

cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

by rich March 10, 2005