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Landoball

A drinking game that consists of setting up beer cans on each corner of a table. Taking turns, each person on a team of two tries to throw a ping-pong ball at the beer can diagonal from them. If they are successful in hitting the can, the person who threw the ball drinks their beer can until a person on the opposing team slams the ball on the table after retrieving it. The game is best played in a room with many objects in the way so that it is more difficult to find the ball, especially when drunk.
He was a beast at Landoball.
by Rich September 2, 2008
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Chip

A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.

With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."
"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"

Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"
by Rich March 24, 2005
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Pillock

A person with one testical, slang for an idot.
You stupid Pillock!
by rich September 9, 2003
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makin bacon

Try to picture them two makin bacon. Bleh! :p
by Rich October 31, 2003
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Afrino

"African Latino". A person with qualities or heritage of both african american and latin backgrounds.
"Mark is an Afrino."
by Rich March 30, 2005
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scmods

"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.
"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."
by rich January 27, 2004
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ghetto fab

Shortned version of the word "Ghetto Fabulous".
1) Meaning to be of or originating from the ghetto.
2) Exhibiting ghetto behavior or personality.
Damn, that fool's fryin his bologna, that's ghetto fab!
by Rich January 21, 2005
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