rich's definitions

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004

dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition

Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.

by Rich November 17, 2003

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker

that son of a bitch is one serious m.d.f.k

by Rich February 1, 2005

ace

To get rid of.

Man, ace that hat, it looks stupid on you.

by Rich November 27, 2003

spoony

a female, or gay male, who performs oral sex very often

Leah is such a spoony, she already sucked off me, Lou, Mike and Drew. And now shes going after Sue

by Rich April 12, 2003

jonstilron

shortened form of a john style run, on iss

Rich: pass me the fucking ball john!
John: no way! I'm on an amazing jonstilron

by rich December 5, 2004