rich's definitions

snatchler

some dank poon tang, pussy

That broski drinks alotta brewski and gets A TON of snatchler

by Rich June 18, 2006

Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

by Rich August 27, 2003

daruma

Japanese doll with no arms or legs, that brings good luck. Comes with eyes blank: you make a wish and color one eye. When the wish comes true, you color in the other eye.

Ex) make a wish to buy a house (color one eye)...when you are able to buy the house, color in the other eye - wish fulfilled.

by Rich March 6, 2005

mondey a' fukun mornan

Irish derivation of the term: Oh no it's Monday morning again. I am very tired and don't want to be at work today.

<Deep Belfast accent>

Ah Patrick Top ov tha mornan to ya. Had a few toow main'y black an tan's did ya' las night?

No, ey only had a'y single jar ov porter paddy ya fukun prick. It's "mondey a' fukun mornan" that's doin it to me - to be sure!

</Deep Belfast accent>

by Rich March 24, 2003

hoohoodilly

male genitalia (from the TV show, south park)

the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's chacha

by Rich October 25, 2003

SWM

Single White Male

unmarried caucasian man

by rich January 8, 2004

Golden Palace

When you awake from sleep soaking wet because your significant other was drunk and wet the bed. It's the follow up to a golden shower; When one person urinates on another.

Man we got so crunked last night that she busted a golden palace again!

by Rich February 10, 2007