rich's definitions

Chip

A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.

With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."

"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"

Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"

by Rich March 24, 2005

Landoball

A drinking game that consists of setting up beer cans on each corner of a table. Taking turns, each person on a team of two tries to throw a ping-pong ball at the beer can diagonal from them. If they are successful in hitting the can, the person who threw the ball drinks their beer can until a person on the opposing team slams the ball on the table after retrieving it. The game is best played in a room with many objects in the way so that it is more difficult to find the ball, especially when drunk.

He was a beast at Landoball.

by Rich September 2, 2008

dipset

A Gang, crew, or group of people.

My dipset is waitin for me at the park.

by Rich May 25, 2004

scmods

"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.

"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."

by rich January 27, 2004

gay train

A bunch of guys,assembled like a train, that are linked by their penises in another guy's butt.

I went to the lavatory and saw a six man gay train.

by Rich March 6, 2005

makin bacon

When two food blisters make love.

Try to picture them two makin bacon. Bleh! :p

by Rich October 31, 2003

Afrino

"African Latino". A person with qualities or heritage of both african american and latin backgrounds.

"Mark is an Afrino."

by Rich March 30, 2005