rich's definitions

royal jubilee

A typical british festival where all family members espcially the taylor family wear bondage gear and rape each other up the ass with many dildos, richard though is famous smacking his cock across laura's face while nigel fucks richard up the ass, nigel is notorious for taking a shit into richards mouth while richard voraciously eats it, it usually is very messy because of all the cunt and feces that flies everywhere and its smells horribly of hot sick and sweaty ass

Its the typical british thing to do

by Rich March 30, 2004

land shark

A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock

"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark

by Rich August 22, 2004

Jizzle

Jism, or sperm

I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle

I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure

by Rich August 21, 2003

meeyach

n. an extremely ugly creature. normally 5'8'' tall with long crooked toes and a nasty lookin face. this creature must be avoided at all costs. otherwise the result may be fatal.

Dude, that meeyach is ugly.

by Rich February 3, 2005

screw

Ship or submarine propeller

The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.

by rich May 18, 2004

flick for all

n. a collective or quantitative noun for food.

"Buddy, that's a whole flick for all of food!"

by Rich December 8, 2004

doobridang

thing-e-majuig or whatchayacallit

John: wheres my doobridang?
Rich: WTF?

by rich December 5, 2004