rich's definitions

Yardies

UK definition: Black, Jamaican (Kingston) born gangstas found in rough parts of London. Associated with BMW's, gold jewellery, and automatic guns. Responsible for a lot of murders and other crimes (mostly drug related).

Jamaican definition: Anyone from your neighbourhood (not necessarily gangsters).

"Yardies have brought a horrific new level of violence to Britain" - Tony Thompson

"Yardies, in terms of a reputation for ruthless violence, could one day rival the Triads or Mafia". - BBC

by rich November 20, 2003

ghetto fab

Shortned version of the word "Ghetto Fabulous".
1) Meaning to be of or originating from the ghetto.
2) Exhibiting ghetto behavior or personality.

Damn, that fool's fryin his bologna, that's ghetto fab!

by Rich January 21, 2005

makin bacon

When two food blisters make love.

Try to picture them two makin bacon. Bleh! :p

by Rich October 31, 2003

Afrino

"African Latino". A person with qualities or heritage of both african american and latin backgrounds.

"Mark is an Afrino."

by Rich March 30, 2005

Ass mint

See ass-mint

"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"

by Rich March 18, 2003

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003