rich's definitions

Jumanji Cock

A cock which is dangerous to play with - hence Jumanji - a dangerous game to play

"I've got a Jumanji cock, dare you play?"

by Rich March 19, 2003

cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

by rich March 10, 2005

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition

Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.

by Rich November 17, 2003

vex

originated from v-unit in the early 1960's. vex means to annoy or be annoyed by something

dont vex me up man- dont annoy me

by Rich November 18, 2004

chilean

I wish i was chilean.

I suck because im a feverishly pale white british queer.

by Rich March 30, 2004