rich's definitions

Man Pleaser

"the mouth"; to refer to someones mouth in a homosexual reference

"shut your man pleaser"

by Rich January 14, 2003

pehs

1. A homosexual
2. The act of having gay sex.

The two men enjoyed pehs in the bathroom.

by Rich May 15, 2003

Finch

A name that denotes having the largest penis in the world.

Finch is well endowed.

by Rich December 8, 2004

crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

by Rich February 4, 2004

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

by rich March 10, 2005