rich's definitions

Ass mint

See ass-mint

"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"

by Rich March 18, 2003

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition

Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.

by Rich November 17, 2003

spoony

a female, or gay male, who performs oral sex very often

Leah is such a spoony, she already sucked off me, Lou, Mike and Drew. And now shes going after Sue

by Rich April 12, 2003

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004

Watermellon Wednesday

A celebration of Wednesday With 207, of which the particular libation of choice is a Vodka-filled watermellon.

This week we will be having Watermellon Wednesday at the suite!

by Rich September 8, 2004