rich's definitions

shitgoose

A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.

1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!

by Rich March 2, 2005

cammel toe

When a girl is wearing tight pants, underwear, and you see the formation of the outer labia of the women clearly thrugh the clothing article.
Or you see the "bitches lips" got it?

Think of a wet bikini on a females lower area. It should leave no room for your imagination.

by RICH April 30, 2003

Qualm

Qualm is derived from the lynd cross and is commonly used as a term to say lets do it, lets sort it out, basically just lets get on it.the word can be used in many forms either when discussing buying something, organising a night out, something sexual, etc.

For example, lets go to the pub- lets QUALM the pub OR when inviting a lady friend back it is used in this sense- lets qualm it back to mine (please note this works 9 times out of 10)

by Rich November 19, 2004

beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!

by Rich April 18, 2004

scmods

"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.

"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."

by rich January 27, 2004

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003