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Yardies

UK definition: Black, Jamaican (Kingston) born gangstas found in rough parts of London. Associated with BMW's, gold jewellery, and automatic guns. Responsible for a lot of murders and other crimes (mostly drug related).

Jamaican definition: Anyone from your neighbourhood (not necessarily gangsters).
"Yardies have brought a horrific new level of violence to Britain" - Tony Thompson

"Yardies, in terms of a reputation for ruthless violence, could one day rival the Triads or Mafia". - BBC
by rich November 20, 2003
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makin bacon

Try to picture them two makin bacon. Bleh! :p
by Rich October 31, 2003
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scmods

"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.
"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."
by rich January 27, 2004
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snatchler

That broski drinks alotta brewski and gets A TON of snatchler
by Rich June 18, 2006
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bunk

When a bitch is fat, and it looks like she has two pussies, she is said to be bunk (one on top of the other, like bunk beds)
I was drilling that bitch in the ass, and when I flipped here over she was bunk.
by Rich April 30, 2003
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manjinah

Incorrect variation on mangina, pretaining to the unusual elongation of a woman clitoris, thus forming a manjina

See also: mangina, maninitis and variants of this theme
Sinistrari, a Roman inquisitor of the early sixteenth century, fantasized about women with elongated clitorises raping men. He also claimed that only women with excessively large clitorises could engage in 'sodomy' with one another. If a charge was brought against a woman, competent midwives should examine her to ascertain if her clitoris was enlarged.

The spotted hyena female has a very large clitoris, such that it is often mistaken for the male. In fact, in ancient natural histories the hyena is described as an animal which changes back and forth between the two genders. Two Aesop fables are based on this idea. In Babrius and Phaedrus (Loeb Classics) 242 & 243 (p 470) a fox remarks that it doesn't greet the hyena because it doesn't know whether to address it as a male or female, and when one hyena propositions another the second replies, "Alright, but what you do to me someone else will do to you." The Epistle to Barnabus 10.7 in the Apostolic Fathers also remarks on the Hyena sex change. The reason for the enlarged clitoris is the high levels of androgens in the female pup. The androgens are necessary to keep the female pup as aggressive as her brothers; otherwise she probably wouldn't survive their aggression in the close confines of the den.
by Rich March 19, 2003
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Wind Fairy

People who own sail boats
by Rich January 31, 2004
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