rich's definitions

Jizzle

Jism, or sperm

I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle

I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure

by Rich August 21, 2003

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003

Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

by Rich August 27, 2003

Pillock

A person with one testical, slang for an idot.

You stupid Pillock!

by rich September 9, 2003

peudle

To be crapped on from at least 3 stories up(can be done by a bird, plane(boeing bombs, or human.)

by Rich September 15, 2003

Leathel

To be greatly skilled among all others and out wit almost anyone with the slightest efford.

To be almost irresistible to most women, a very flirty carachter and fun to be with, making him very appealing.

A very cocky personallity almost unmatched by any other, this person is equality cocky as charming and irritating at the same time.

A flirty person that can have you wrap around his or her finger just by talking to you, very submissive and persuassive, almost addicting.

A person who is able to learn at a very fast pase and apply what they learn in a supervly manner.

That guy is so leathel, he thinks he owns the world.

by rich September 28, 2003

Titty Browe

A filthy snachez across a bitches chest.

After i pulled out i gave her a titty browe.

by Rich July 30, 2004