Definitions by ogdajuiceman

eggs and grits 

Codename for: Pills and Coke which is a deadly combination when taken but it will get you energized and you can always get it for da L.O.

That dude just had some scrambled eggs and grits today he was feeling like iron man and now he shittin' on the game. That "we" shit just got played out real quick.

eggs and grits by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

gone fishing 

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

gone fishing by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

electrostatic discharge 

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposed to

I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.

electrostatic discharge by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011

electrostatic discharge 

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposing yourself to.

I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.

electrostatic discharge by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011

double-pump shotgun 

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

double-pump shotgun by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Ray Charles phone 

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.

David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.

Ray Charles phone by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Week Zero 

The week at school or work where you act like you don't know any motherfucker in that b***h.

Real nigga: "Man yall fake as hell. I'm goin back to Week Zero and pretend that I never even met any of yall!"

Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web

Week Zero by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011