ogdajuiceman's definitions

Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.

David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

$186.41

When a broke ass nigga think he is rich just because he got a hundred-dollar bill which he only gets once every blue moon. He typically shows it off on massively public areas and sites such as facebook and youtube and tells everyone how "rich" he is which some people may actually believe. The amount-specified term is derived from the instance where you have at least one of every piece of major United States currency bills and coins (100, 50, 20, 10, 5, 1, quarter, dime, nickel, penny) the culprit will likely include most or all of these when he's showing off his little amount of money (which he will use to cake or spend on a bitch or buy something that can be easily took, like a gold chain or a platinum watch.)

I couldn't believe dis nigga said he got gwap so i had to see it to believe it. A hundred-dollar bill covering over all dem singles, and he think he ballin. Dog get yourself some gucci shoes first then come back to me, you $186.41 ass nigga.

by ogdajuiceman July 5, 2010

Week Zero

The week at school or work where you act like you don't know any motherfucker in that b***h.

Real nigga: "Man yall fake as hell. I'm goin back to Week Zero and pretend that I never even met any of yall!"

Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

420 Chicken

Fine seasoned poultry, AKA the best thing you can possibly eat. Nothing can beat a batch of hot Tyson chicken breaded and spiced to the max. Also refers to a bag of cocaine, which can be whipped and sold for enough to get three pounds of purp, or of course it can be smoked or snorted to get a high similar to that of marijuana.

1: "Dog I just hit this kush and i feel like a statue now" 2: "Yo want some of my hershey bar?" 1: "Hell yeah i do!" (He eats the chocolate bar, then goes into his friend's living room. 5 minutes later, he smelled some chicken cooking, and when it was finished he waited two more minutes then charged into the kitchen and ate the chicken). 1: "Damn dis chicken almost tastes like pussy" In a matter of milliseconds, the entire bowl of chicken was gone. 2: ??? Wtf man!? 1: "Nigga, i had the munchies man! And dat chicken reminded me of eating a girl out!" 2: "Now i know why my girl came back home last night with dat stain all ova her booty shorts" 1: Uh oh. (That nigga must have been coppin some 420 Chicken and snorted it up to do something so haneous like that)

by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010

cock allower

The exact opposite of a cock blocker. One who doesn't mind you smashing on a girl that you wanna hit, let it be one of her friends, her best friend, a girl you just met, her sister or other family member, or just simply her. Absolutely the best type of female any nigga could fuck with.

i met a girl named sabrina and she brought her bff with her too her name sasha i wanted sabrina but she already had a bf so i started talking to sasha and she didn't give a damn about it even though sasha is her right hander and i asked her if i could eat it and sasha said ask sabrina and she said yea so i got her in the sack and started eating her out which soon led to fucking her... man sabrina is such a cock allower i love her so much... (as a friend of course)

by ogdajuiceman July 5, 2010

rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

OG Da Juiceman

The best (and most) low-key rapper in Detroit, Michigan. He has produced dozens of freestyles so far and doing instrumental work with them, and he can be a killer DJ sometimes. At the age of 17, he is one of the youngest people to hit da mic and put freestyles on instrumental tracks. He got a stupid ass swag that is unmatched and he is practically unstoppable when he raps under the influence of marijuana (kush) and/or liquor with a high proof (like 1800) You can see some of his sample vids on Youtube (if still available) and read his facebook notes for his latest writings; he has not yet recorded his lyrics onto any tracks because of lack of equipment, but keep checking for updates because he just might be next year's hottest rapper. DISCLAIMER: HE IS NOT AFFILIATED, NOR DOES HE IMPERSONATE, OJ DA JUICEMAN IN ANY WAY BESIDES NAME. he got his own flow and unique style that wil impress most of the locals, if not the entire city.

OG da Juiceman sayin wat da dizzle, workin in da gym makin sure i'm always chiseled, i'm so deadly like a nuclear missile, i don't need a referee, you just blew da whistle" Nigga 1: "What the hell are you listenin to?" Nigga 2: "OG Da Juiceman, he is a new baller comin out da dirty glove." Nigga 1: "I'm usually shady when it comes to new meat but he's pretty tight, especially wit dem lyrics" Nigga: "I know right, it makes Gucci and Weezy think twice about underestimating young school niggas, real talk.

by ogdajuiceman July 1, 2010