I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 23, 2011
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 23, 2011
A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.
Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."
by ogdajuiceman November 06, 2010
A company run by a horde of retards who completely fucked up the Gulf of Mexico and the southern coastline with its dangerous oil spill. Also refers to any other company that profusely screws up something major and calls it "a huge and regrettable mistake" (AIG, for example); or it can refer to a group of people who vandalize a person's property or vehicle then hires other people who are willing to take the blame.
Victim: "Oh my gosh! Wtf took the parts off my Lamborghini?" Vandals: "It was Jack and Dick." Victim: "Did you two assholes really do this to my once-good whip?" Fake Vandals: "Yes we did sir." (The oil now leaks out of the hapless piece of junk, then it bursts all over the man's house, much like Old Faithful bursts water out of its geyser-filled hole) Fake Vandals: "Oops, it wasn't us we just got paid to lie to you" (Takes the money and runs off) Vandal #1: "I told yall we shouldnt have trusted dem snitches now we gotta pay him back for collateral damage and spontaneous combustion" Vandal #2: "I know let's give him a BP (blowpop) and he'll probably forget this has ever happened!" Vandal #3: "I agree with him Two Thumbs Up and head raised too." Vandal #1: "Aight, i'm down wit dat." "BP (Big Pussies) all day!" (And what a perfectly great resemblance of Big Pussies that was too.)
by ogdajuiceman June 16, 2010
An exuberant drug dealer that hones a legendary street stature. He is usually very skilled in multiple aspects of the street game, which are common but not limited to:
*Hitting Licks
*Producing drugs (i.e. Crack, crystal meth, codeine, etc.)
*The art of extortion to gather helpful information and making shady deals
*Fucking Hoes
*Street gambling (craps, spades, dominoes, etc.)
*Gangbanging
*Conducting new drug dealing spots
*Recruiting fellow soldiers
As you can see, this highly regarded person is multi-talented and is strictly about his business. Just don't be on any dumb shit when you encounter one, because he can either make you or break you.
*Hitting Licks
*Producing drugs (i.e. Crack, crystal meth, codeine, etc.)
*The art of extortion to gather helpful information and making shady deals
*Fucking Hoes
*Street gambling (craps, spades, dominoes, etc.)
*Gangbanging
*Conducting new drug dealing spots
*Recruiting fellow soldiers
As you can see, this highly regarded person is multi-talented and is strictly about his business. Just don't be on any dumb shit when you encounter one, because he can either make you or break you.
Aww shit, look who came back in da streets! The trap king just opened a new trap house. Sixteen years in the county jail and he boomin harder than ever now...
Larry Hoover was the most influental trap king known to street history. ($100 million in drug sales alone, can anyone top that?)
Larry Hoover was the most influental trap king known to street history. ($100 million in drug sales alone, can anyone top that?)
by ogdajuiceman December 30, 2010
A person, most notably a rapper, that sounds like another rapper or someone within their own gang, business, family, or social group.
Chip the Ripper sounds like Waka Flocka Flame every time he spits on the mic, therefore he is waka's acoustic twin. (Check the tags below for more examples of rappers, they are listed as pairs in sequental order)
by ogdajuiceman June 17, 2010
The act of sexually stimulating one's anal region by the use of a dildo. Also refers to anal sex, whether it's gay or not.
The guy from the pen was horny in the ass so he decided to give himself a buttwank by carving a dildo out of a bar of wet soap and beating his ass with it repeatedly.
by ogdajuiceman May 18, 2010