ogdajuiceman's definitions

BP (Big Pussies)

A company run by a horde of retards who completely fucked up the Gulf of Mexico and the southern coastline with its dangerous oil spill. Also refers to any other company that profusely screws up something major and calls it "a huge and regrettable mistake" (AIG, for example); or it can refer to a group of people who vandalize a person's property or vehicle then hires other people who are willing to take the blame.

Victim: "Oh my gosh! Wtf took the parts off my Lamborghini?" Vandals: "It was Jack and Dick." Victim: "Did you two assholes really do this to my once-good whip?" Fake Vandals: "Yes we did sir." (The oil now leaks out of the hapless piece of junk, then it bursts all over the man's house, much like Old Faithful bursts water out of its geyser-filled hole) Fake Vandals: "Oops, it wasn't us we just got paid to lie to you" (Takes the money and runs off) Vandal #1: "I told yall we shouldnt have trusted dem snitches now we gotta pay him back for collateral damage and spontaneous combustion" Vandal #2: "I know let's give him a BP (blowpop) and he'll probably forget this has ever happened!" Vandal #3: "I agree with him Two Thumbs Up and head raised too." Vandal #1: "Aight, i'm down wit dat." "BP (Big Pussies) all day!" (And what a perfectly great resemblance of Big Pussies that was too.)

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

hoe range

The amount of distance that is close enough for a nigga to talk to a nearby girl but far enough for her to hoe him (ex. Going back in her house, insulting him, getting on her phone, going towards her groupies, walking away, etc.) AKA Another way for a female to play games with a nigga.

Nigga 1: "Did you talk to dat girl wit da fat booty?" Nigga 2: "Shit, i tried but i was within hoe range she talked to me but she got in her car when i about to approach her... Bitches deez days." Nigga 1: "I know. At least dey know how to work da garden tool in my backyard, dey sure do a really good job wit dat."

by ogdajuiceman July 11, 2010

bitch nigga

A male who has the mentality of a nigga but the heart of a bitch.

Real nigga: "That boy was talkin shit bout bussin down bricks so i gave him one and i found him in da trap itchin... Dat bitch nigga owes me money and it's comin out some way!"

by ogdajuiceman December 30, 2010

gone fishing

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

eggs and grits

Codename for: Pills and Coke which is a deadly combination when taken but it will get you energized and you can always get it for da L.O.

That dude just had some scrambled eggs and grits today he was feeling like iron man and now he shittin' on the game. That "we" shit just got played out real quick.

by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

$186.41

When a broke ass nigga think he is rich just because he got a hundred-dollar bill which he only gets once every blue moon. He typically shows it off on massively public areas and sites such as facebook and youtube and tells everyone how "rich" he is which some people may actually believe. The amount-specified term is derived from the instance where you have at least one of every piece of major United States currency bills and coins (100, 50, 20, 10, 5, 1, quarter, dime, nickel, penny) the culprit will likely include most or all of these when he's showing off his little amount of money (which he will use to cake or spend on a bitch or buy something that can be easily took, like a gold chain or a platinum watch.)

I couldn't believe dis nigga said he got gwap so i had to see it to believe it. A hundred-dollar bill covering over all dem singles, and he think he ballin. Dog get yourself some gucci shoes first then come back to me, you $186.41 ass nigga.

by ogdajuiceman July 5, 2010