ogdajuiceman's definitions

hoe range

The amount of distance that is close enough for a nigga to talk to a nearby girl but far enough for her to hoe him (ex. Going back in her house, insulting him, getting on her phone, going towards her groupies, walking away, etc.) AKA Another way for a female to play games with a nigga.

Nigga 1: "Did you talk to dat girl wit da fat booty?" Nigga 2: "Shit, i tried but i was within hoe range she talked to me but she got in her car when i about to approach her... Bitches deez days." Nigga 1: "I know. At least dey know how to work da garden tool in my backyard, dey sure do a really good job wit dat."

by ogdajuiceman July 11, 2010

Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

drop a shipment

To transfer something (usually large) out of a specific carrier of any kind to an extraction point, this can either be done by force, voluntarily, mechanically and/or extracted. Although there are many ways to use this definition, it prominently refers to the drug-selling business where the drug dealer (supplier) hands his kilo worth of goods to a transprter (mailman) to distribute towards another city, state, or country. Many East Atlanta rappers talk about how d-boys ship their chickens off to Mexico or Columbia or any other Latin American country. That's because their value in these foreign countries is drastically higher than its value here in the U.S. And there is a reduced chance of getting caught in the act if you play your cards right.

I had to make some money somehow so i signed up for a top-secret experimental job in Thailand and all i had to do was drop a shipment of brown boxes towards each of the deep valley towns mapped down on my GPS navigation system on my UPS truck. Guy: "How much does a worker usually get paid?" Me: "Like a shitload of paper, but if you know how i roll all those stacks of paper is gone after one night on the rise" Guy: "Well, that was interesting. It gives me something to think about the next time i drop a load." Me: "Yeah, that cargo is no joke, and things can get real ugly on its dirtiest and problematic days but hey it's easy money to me and i'm good doin this." Guy: "Glad i don't have to worry bout doin this. Sounds like a real turd if you ask me."

by ogdajuiceman June 29, 2010

oreo sandwich

Basically a white girl getting train-ran by two niggas. (Love doin these with one of my niggas or my right-handed man)

OG: "Me and my nigga just ran a train on dat white girl from ham' town last week." Spectator: "Uh oh... sounds like the Kim Kardashian sex tape rumor..." OG: "Damn right it did. She was a bonafide freak too!" "Absolutely the best oreo sandwich i did in ages, since the day me and my rite hander double-stuffed her on a drunken day" Spectator: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. (He later went back home to peel the creme off his single oreo cookie) Boy, was that delicious! Oh wait, i meant Deelishis!

by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010

Part-time Blood

A nigga that happily smokes kush and drinks with gang member(s) who claim red but doesn't bang or shoot or even claim their set as often as a real one.

Nigga 1: "What set you claim?"

Nigga 2: "What do you mean set?"

Nigga 1: "You ain't no real blood, you just a part-timer, and that ain't good enough. Come back to me if u serious bout making dis bread before i beat the living hell outta u."

A blood set is one that you become part of FOR LIFE. Either you full-time or no-time There is no such thing as a real nigga who is a part-time blood. "GET WIT IT OR GET CRACKED NIGGA"

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

OG Da Juiceman

The best (and most) low-key rapper in Detroit, Michigan. He has produced dozens of freestyles so far and doing instrumental work with them, and he can be a killer DJ sometimes. At the age of 17, he is one of the youngest people to hit da mic and put freestyles on instrumental tracks. He got a stupid ass swag that is unmatched and he is practically unstoppable when he raps under the influence of marijuana (kush) and/or liquor with a high proof (like 1800) You can see some of his sample vids on Youtube (if still available) and read his facebook notes for his latest writings; he has not yet recorded his lyrics onto any tracks because of lack of equipment, but keep checking for updates because he just might be next year's hottest rapper. DISCLAIMER: HE IS NOT AFFILIATED, NOR DOES HE IMPERSONATE, OJ DA JUICEMAN IN ANY WAY BESIDES NAME. he got his own flow and unique style that wil impress most of the locals, if not the entire city.

OG da Juiceman sayin wat da dizzle, workin in da gym makin sure i'm always chiseled, i'm so deadly like a nuclear missile, i don't need a referee, you just blew da whistle" Nigga 1: "What the hell are you listenin to?" Nigga 2: "OG Da Juiceman, he is a new baller comin out da dirty glove." Nigga 1: "I'm usually shady when it comes to new meat but he's pretty tight, especially wit dem lyrics" Nigga: "I know right, it makes Gucci and Weezy think twice about underestimating young school niggas, real talk.

by ogdajuiceman July 1, 2010

electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposed to

I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.

by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011