ogdajuiceman's definitions
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011
Get the electrostatic dischargemug. A burger that is sold at your nearby liquor or party store. Goes by the pound, half pound, or quarter pound. The type of meat that goes in it (usually chicken) varies. Tastes great. The best way to attract money and fenes towards your fast and rewarding profit on the job.
Fene: Ayo let me get a few Trap Burgers ova there... With extra ham and cheese bruh... Seller: Aight, comin right up!
by ogdajuiceman December 3, 2010
Get the Trap Burgermug. Taking a shower (usually long) without applying any soap to the body or using a towel, or both. A small number of people does this because they don't believe in personal hygiene or they want to do things that is not relative to actually washing themselves (the proper way)
(Man is in the bathroom reading an article out of the latest Maxim) (Woman knocks on the door) Woman: "Baby hurry up I need to take a raw shower!" Man: "Aight sweetie hop in..." (Hides the magazine) (The shower lasts for well over the time needed to get in and ends about an hour later) Man: Oh yea imma go grab a towel so we can clean up the mess we made. Boss: "What took you two so long to get here? And why does it smell like hot s***n and wet p***y in here?" Both in unison: "We took a..." Boss: "Nevermind. Just use soap next time."
by ogdajuiceman December 3, 2010
Get the raw showermug. To break part of a cigarette butt to ensure maximum tobacco consumption. It was originally done to prevent smoking in contact with the butt that somebody else already placed their lips upon.
I really needed a pack of cigarettes since I was so stressed out so I said fuck and I semi-filtered that single Newport.
by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011
Get the semi-filtermug. The terminology used when a nigga is going broke. When the nigga reaches empty he has no choice but to head home until his tank is refilled.
That nigga should haven't been ballin out at all dem clubs last night, now his pockets on gas light and he doesn't even have a quarter tank left to get home.
by ogdajuiceman January 15, 2011
Get the pockets on gas lightmug. A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).
Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)
by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010
Get the real fucking talk (rft)mug. 1: "Where Joe at?"
2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."
1: "Hope he catches something."
2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."
2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."
1: "Hope he catches something."
2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."
by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011
Get the gone fishingmug.