ogdajuiceman's definitions

raw shower

Taking a shower (usually long) without applying any soap to the body or using a towel, or both. A small number of people does this because they don't believe in personal hygiene or they want to do things that is not relative to actually washing themselves (the proper way)

(Man is in the bathroom reading an article out of the latest Maxim) (Woman knocks on the door) Woman: "Baby hurry up I need to take a raw shower!" Man: "Aight sweetie hop in..." (Hides the magazine) (The shower lasts for well over the time needed to get in and ends about an hour later) Man: Oh yea imma go grab a towel so we can clean up the mess we made. Boss: "What took you two so long to get here? And why does it smell like hot s***n and wet p***y in here?" Both in unison: "We took a..." Boss: "Nevermind. Just use soap next time."

by ogdajuiceman December 3, 2010

gone fishing

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

pockets on gas light

The terminology used when a nigga is going broke. When the nigga reaches empty he has no choice but to head home until his tank is refilled.

That nigga should haven't been ballin out at all dem clubs last night, now his pockets on gas light and he doesn't even have a quarter tank left to get home.

by ogdajuiceman January 15, 2011

real fucking talk (rft)

A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).

Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

double-pump shotgun

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

jack on

A method of masturbation that is similar to "jacking off" but the masturbator stops beating his meat when he reaches optimum hardness (about 15-20 ohms or 3-5 minutes, depending on stamina level) instead of ejaculating all over himself and/or the area of seminal wreckage. This is usually performed immediately prior to sexual activity. May encourage an amateur robber to steal (jack) valuable things from other people.

Hoe: "Man is that all you got? You really need to go somewhere so you can jack on and hit dis shit right!" Jack: "No prob, just give me a handjob before i have to bust out da Playboy magazine again..." Hoe: "You know my hands can't fit dat little ass worm you call a dick, go to the bathroom!" Jack: "Alright, I'll be back." (Goes to the bathroom and jacks on, and comes out wearing a superman suit with dick hanging out) Jack: "Have No Fear, SUPERMAN is here!" (Dives straight into the pussy) Hoe: "That was so much deeper... Where's my money?" (Jack gives her $350) Hoe: "Wow, i thought you didn't had it in you... You're my hero!" Jack: "As long as my Jack is on, anything is possible!" Hoe: "Whatever." ((Meanwhile, in the streets)) Nigga: "Yo homeboy, u down for hittin deez licks wit me n my goons?" Homeboy: "Hell yea, as soon as i het a chance to jack on first."

by ogdajuiceman November 29, 2010

420 Chicken

Fine seasoned poultry, AKA the best thing you can possibly eat. Nothing can beat a batch of hot Tyson chicken breaded and spiced to the max. Also refers to a bag of cocaine, which can be whipped and sold for enough to get three pounds of purp, or of course it can be smoked or snorted to get a high similar to that of marijuana.

1: "Dog I just hit this kush and i feel like a statue now" 2: "Yo want some of my hershey bar?" 1: "Hell yeah i do!" (He eats the chocolate bar, then goes into his friend's living room. 5 minutes later, he smelled some chicken cooking, and when it was finished he waited two more minutes then charged into the kitchen and ate the chicken). 1: "Damn dis chicken almost tastes like pussy" In a matter of milliseconds, the entire bowl of chicken was gone. 2: ??? Wtf man!? 1: "Nigga, i had the munchies man! And dat chicken reminded me of eating a girl out!" 2: "Now i know why my girl came back home last night with dat stain all ova her booty shorts" 1: Uh oh. (That nigga must have been coppin some 420 Chicken and snorted it up to do something so haneous like that)

by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010