ogdajuiceman's definitions

double-pump shotgun

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.

i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down

by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010

Trap Burger

A burger that is sold at your nearby liquor or party store. Goes by the pound, half pound, or quarter pound. The type of meat that goes in it (usually chicken) varies. Tastes great. The best way to attract money and fenes towards your fast and rewarding profit on the job.

Fene: Ayo let me get a few Trap Burgers ova there... With extra ham and cheese bruh... Seller: Aight, comin right up!

by ogdajuiceman December 3, 2010

pockets on gas light

The terminology used when a nigga is going broke. When the nigga reaches empty he has no choice but to head home until his tank is refilled.

That nigga should haven't been ballin out at all dem clubs last night, now his pockets on gas light and he doesn't even have a quarter tank left to get home.

by ogdajuiceman January 15, 2011

real fucking talk (rft)

A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).

Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

OG Da Juiceman

The best (and most) low-key rapper in Detroit, Michigan. He has produced dozens of freestyles so far and doing instrumental work with them, and he can be a killer DJ sometimes. At the age of 17, he is one of the youngest people to hit da mic and put freestyles on instrumental tracks. He got a stupid ass swag that is unmatched and he is practically unstoppable when he raps under the influence of marijuana (kush) and/or liquor with a high proof (like 1800) You can see some of his sample vids on Youtube (if still available) and read his facebook notes for his latest writings; he has not yet recorded his lyrics onto any tracks because of lack of equipment, but keep checking for updates because he just might be next year's hottest rapper. DISCLAIMER: HE IS NOT AFFILIATED, NOR DOES HE IMPERSONATE, OJ DA JUICEMAN IN ANY WAY BESIDES NAME. he got his own flow and unique style that wil impress most of the locals, if not the entire city.

OG da Juiceman sayin wat da dizzle, workin in da gym makin sure i'm always chiseled, i'm so deadly like a nuclear missile, i don't need a referee, you just blew da whistle" Nigga 1: "What the hell are you listenin to?" Nigga 2: "OG Da Juiceman, he is a new baller comin out da dirty glove." Nigga 1: "I'm usually shady when it comes to new meat but he's pretty tight, especially wit dem lyrics" Nigga: "I know right, it makes Gucci and Weezy think twice about underestimating young school niggas, real talk.

by ogdajuiceman July 1, 2010

BP (Big Pussies)

A company run by a horde of retards who completely fucked up the Gulf of Mexico and the southern coastline with its dangerous oil spill. Also refers to any other company that profusely screws up something major and calls it "a huge and regrettable mistake" (AIG, for example); or it can refer to a group of people who vandalize a person's property or vehicle then hires other people who are willing to take the blame.

Victim: "Oh my gosh! Wtf took the parts off my Lamborghini?" Vandals: "It was Jack and Dick." Victim: "Did you two assholes really do this to my once-good whip?" Fake Vandals: "Yes we did sir." (The oil now leaks out of the hapless piece of junk, then it bursts all over the man's house, much like Old Faithful bursts water out of its geyser-filled hole) Fake Vandals: "Oops, it wasn't us we just got paid to lie to you" (Takes the money and runs off) Vandal #1: "I told yall we shouldnt have trusted dem snitches now we gotta pay him back for collateral damage and spontaneous combustion" Vandal #2: "I know let's give him a BP (blowpop) and he'll probably forget this has ever happened!" Vandal #3: "I agree with him Two Thumbs Up and head raised too." Vandal #1: "Aight, i'm down wit dat." "BP (Big Pussies) all day!" (And what a perfectly great resemblance of Big Pussies that was too.)

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010