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An exuberant drug dealer that hones a legendary street stature. He is usually very skilled in multiple aspects of the street game, which are common but not limited to:
*Hitting Licks
*Producing drugs (i.e. Crack, crystal meth, codeine, etc.)
*The art of extortion to gather helpful information and making shady deals
*Fucking Hoes
*Street gambling (craps, spades, dominoes, etc.)
*Gangbanging
*Conducting new drug dealing spots
*Recruiting fellow soldiers
As you can see, this highly regarded person is multi-talented and is strictly about his business. Just don't be on any dumb shit when you encounter one, because he can either make you or break you.
*Hitting Licks
*Producing drugs (i.e. Crack, crystal meth, codeine, etc.)
*The art of extortion to gather helpful information and making shady deals
*Fucking Hoes
*Street gambling (craps, spades, dominoes, etc.)
*Gangbanging
*Conducting new drug dealing spots
*Recruiting fellow soldiers
As you can see, this highly regarded person is multi-talented and is strictly about his business. Just don't be on any dumb shit when you encounter one, because he can either make you or break you.
Aww shit, look who came back in da streets! The trap king just opened a new trap house. Sixteen years in the county jail and he boomin harder than ever now...
Larry Hoover was the most influental trap king known to street history. ($100 million in drug sales alone, can anyone top that?)
Larry Hoover was the most influental trap king known to street history. ($100 million in drug sales alone, can anyone top that?)
by ogdajuiceman December 30, 2010
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by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011
Get the electrostatic discharge mug.A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).
Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)
by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010
Get the real fucking talk (rft) mug.The terminology used when a nigga is going broke. When the nigga reaches empty he has no choice but to head home until his tank is refilled.
That nigga should haven't been ballin out at all dem clubs last night, now his pockets on gas light and he doesn't even have a quarter tank left to get home.
by ogdajuiceman January 15, 2011
Get the pockets on gas light mug.The act of sexually stimulating one's anal region by the use of a dildo. Also refers to anal sex, whether it's gay or not.
The guy from the pen was horny in the ass so he decided to give himself a buttwank by carving a dildo out of a bar of wet soap and beating his ass with it repeatedly.
by ogdajuiceman May 18, 2010
Get the Buttwank mug.A method of masturbation that is similar to "jacking off" but the masturbator stops beating his meat when he reaches optimum hardness (about 15-20 ohms or 3-5 minutes, depending on stamina level) instead of ejaculating all over himself and/or the area of seminal wreckage. This is usually performed immediately prior to sexual activity. May encourage an amateur robber to steal (jack) valuable things from other people.
Hoe: "Man is that all you got? You really need to go somewhere so you can jack on and hit dis shit right!" Jack: "No prob, just give me a handjob before i have to bust out da Playboy magazine again..." Hoe: "You know my hands can't fit dat little ass worm you call a dick, go to the bathroom!" Jack: "Alright, I'll be back." (Goes to the bathroom and jacks on, and comes out wearing a superman suit with dick hanging out) Jack: "Have No Fear, SUPERMAN is here!" (Dives straight into the pussy) Hoe: "That was so much deeper... Where's my money?" (Jack gives her $350) Hoe: "Wow, i thought you didn't had it in you... You're my hero!" Jack: "As long as my Jack is on, anything is possible!" Hoe: "Whatever." ((Meanwhile, in the streets)) Nigga: "Yo homeboy, u down for hittin deez licks wit me n my goons?" Homeboy: "Hell yea, as soon as i het a chance to jack on first."
by ogdajuiceman November 29, 2010
Get the jack on mug.Fine seasoned poultry, AKA the best thing you can possibly eat. Nothing can beat a batch of hot Tyson chicken breaded and spiced to the max. Also refers to a bag of cocaine, which can be whipped and sold for enough to get three pounds of purp, or of course it can be smoked or snorted to get a high similar to that of marijuana.
1: "Dog I just hit this kush and i feel like a statue now" 2: "Yo want some of my hershey bar?" 1: "Hell yeah i do!" (He eats the chocolate bar, then goes into his friend's living room. 5 minutes later, he smelled some chicken cooking, and when it was finished he waited two more minutes then charged into the kitchen and ate the chicken). 1: "Damn dis chicken almost tastes like pussy" In a matter of milliseconds, the entire bowl of chicken was gone. 2: ??? Wtf man!? 1: "Nigga, i had the munchies man! And dat chicken reminded me of eating a girl out!" 2: "Now i know why my girl came back home last night with dat stain all ova her booty shorts" 1: Uh oh. (That nigga must have been coppin some 420 Chicken and snorted it up to do something so haneous like that)
by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010
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