ogdajuiceman's definitions

BP (Big Pussies)

A company run by a horde of retards who completely fucked up the Gulf of Mexico and the southern coastline with its dangerous oil spill. Also refers to any other company that profusely screws up something major and calls it "a huge and regrettable mistake" (AIG, for example); or it can refer to a group of people who vandalize a person's property or vehicle then hires other people who are willing to take the blame.

Victim: "Oh my gosh! Wtf took the parts off my Lamborghini?" Vandals: "It was Jack and Dick." Victim: "Did you two assholes really do this to my once-good whip?" Fake Vandals: "Yes we did sir." (The oil now leaks out of the hapless piece of junk, then it bursts all over the man's house, much like Old Faithful bursts water out of its geyser-filled hole) Fake Vandals: "Oops, it wasn't us we just got paid to lie to you" (Takes the money and runs off) Vandal #1: "I told yall we shouldnt have trusted dem snitches now we gotta pay him back for collateral damage and spontaneous combustion" Vandal #2: "I know let's give him a BP (blowpop) and he'll probably forget this has ever happened!" Vandal #3: "I agree with him Two Thumbs Up and head raised too." Vandal #1: "Aight, i'm down wit dat." "BP (Big Pussies) all day!" (And what a perfectly great resemblance of Big Pussies that was too.)

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

OG Da Juiceman

The best (and most) low-key rapper in Detroit, Michigan. He has produced dozens of freestyles so far and doing instrumental work with them, and he can be a killer DJ sometimes. At the age of 17, he is one of the youngest people to hit da mic and put freestyles on instrumental tracks. He got a stupid ass swag that is unmatched and he is practically unstoppable when he raps under the influence of marijuana (kush) and/or liquor with a high proof (like 1800) You can see some of his sample vids on Youtube (if still available) and read his facebook notes for his latest writings; he has not yet recorded his lyrics onto any tracks because of lack of equipment, but keep checking for updates because he just might be next year's hottest rapper. DISCLAIMER: HE IS NOT AFFILIATED, NOR DOES HE IMPERSONATE, OJ DA JUICEMAN IN ANY WAY BESIDES NAME. he got his own flow and unique style that wil impress most of the locals, if not the entire city.

OG da Juiceman sayin wat da dizzle, workin in da gym makin sure i'm always chiseled, i'm so deadly like a nuclear missile, i don't need a referee, you just blew da whistle" Nigga 1: "What the hell are you listenin to?" Nigga 2: "OG Da Juiceman, he is a new baller comin out da dirty glove." Nigga 1: "I'm usually shady when it comes to new meat but he's pretty tight, especially wit dem lyrics" Nigga: "I know right, it makes Gucci and Weezy think twice about underestimating young school niggas, real talk.

by ogdajuiceman July 1, 2010

trap king

An exuberant drug dealer that hones a legendary street stature. He is usually very skilled in multiple aspects of the street game, which are common but not limited to:

*Hitting Licks
*Producing drugs (i.e. Crack, crystal meth, codeine, etc.)
*The art of extortion to gather helpful information and making shady deals
*Fucking Hoes
*Street gambling (craps, spades, dominoes, etc.)
*Gangbanging
*Conducting new drug dealing spots
*Recruiting fellow soldiers

As you can see, this highly regarded person is multi-talented and is strictly about his business. Just don't be on any dumb shit when you encounter one, because he can either make you or break you.

Aww shit, look who came back in da streets! The trap king just opened a new trap house. Sixteen years in the county jail and he boomin harder than ever now...

Larry Hoover was the most influental trap king known to street history. ($100 million in drug sales alone, can anyone top that?)

by ogdajuiceman December 30, 2010

semi-filter

To break part of a cigarette butt to ensure maximum tobacco consumption. It was originally done to prevent smoking in contact with the butt that somebody else already placed their lips upon.

I really needed a pack of cigarettes since I was so stressed out so I said fuck and I semi-filtered that single Newport.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

Trap Burger

A burger that is sold at your nearby liquor or party store. Goes by the pound, half pound, or quarter pound. The type of meat that goes in it (usually chicken) varies. Tastes great. The best way to attract money and fenes towards your fast and rewarding profit on the job.

Fene: Ayo let me get a few Trap Burgers ova there... With extra ham and cheese bruh... Seller: Aight, comin right up!

by ogdajuiceman December 3, 2010

gone fishing

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011