hoe range

The amount of distance that is close enough for a nigga to talk to a nearby girl but far enough for her to hoe him (ex. Going back in her house, insulting him, getting on her phone, going towards her groupies, walking away, etc.) AKA Another way for a female to play games with a nigga.
Nigga 1: "Did you talk to dat girl wit da fat booty?" Nigga 2: "Shit, i tried but i was within hoe range she talked to me but she got in her car when i about to approach her... Bitches deez days." Nigga 1: "I know. At least dey know how to work da garden tool in my backyard, dey sure do a really good job wit dat."
by ogdajuiceman July 11, 2010
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Independence Day

The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.
1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."
by ogdajuiceman July 03, 2010
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real fucking talk (rft)

A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).
Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)
by ogdajuiceman November 06, 2010
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cock allower

The exact opposite of a cock blocker. One who doesn't mind you smashing on a girl that you wanna hit, let it be one of her friends, her best friend, a girl you just met, her sister or other family member, or just simply her. Absolutely the best type of female any nigga could fuck with.
i met a girl named sabrina and she brought her bff with her too her name sasha i wanted sabrina but she already had a bf so i started talking to sasha and she didn't give a damn about it even though sasha is her right hander and i asked her if i could eat it and sasha said ask sabrina and she said yea so i got her in the sack and started eating her out which soon led to fucking her... man sabrina is such a cock allower i love her so much... (as a friend of course)
by ogdajuiceman June 30, 2010
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eggs and grits

Codename for: Pills and Coke which is a deadly combination when taken but it will get you energized and you can always get it for da L.O.
That dude just had some scrambled eggs and grits today he was feeling like iron man and now he shittin' on the game. That "we" shit just got played out real quick.
by ogdajuiceman October 10, 2011
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electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposed to
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 23, 2011
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electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposing yourself to.
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 23, 2011
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