32 definitions by ogdajuiceman
A nigga that happily smokes kush and drinks with gang member(s) who claim red but doesn't bang or shoot or even claim their set as often as a real one.
Nigga 1: "What set you claim?"
Nigga 2: "What do you mean set?"
Nigga 1: "You ain't no real blood, you just a part-timer, and that ain't good enough. Come back to me if u serious bout making dis bread before i beat the living hell outta u."
A blood set is one that you become part of FOR LIFE. Either you full-time or no-time There is no such thing as a real nigga who is a part-time blood. "GET WIT IT OR GET CRACKED NIGGA"
Nigga 2: "What do you mean set?"
Nigga 1: "You ain't no real blood, you just a part-timer, and that ain't good enough. Come back to me if u serious bout making dis bread before i beat the living hell outta u."
A blood set is one that you become part of FOR LIFE. Either you full-time or no-time There is no such thing as a real nigga who is a part-time blood. "GET WIT IT OR GET CRACKED NIGGA"
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
by ogdajuiceman June 28, 2010
A phone that fits the following criteria:
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.
1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."
by ogdajuiceman July 3, 2010
The amount of distance that is close enough for a nigga to talk to a nearby girl but far enough for her to hoe him (ex. Going back in her house, insulting him, getting on her phone, going towards her groupies, walking away, etc.) AKA Another way for a female to play games with a nigga.
Nigga 1: "Did you talk to dat girl wit da fat booty?" Nigga 2: "Shit, i tried but i was within hoe range she talked to me but she got in her car when i about to approach her... Bitches deez days." Nigga 1: "I know. At least dey know how to work da garden tool in my backyard, dey sure do a really good job wit dat."
by ogdajuiceman July 11, 2010
Real nigga: "That boy was talkin shit bout bussin down bricks so i gave him one and i found him in da trap itchin... Dat bitch nigga owes me money and it's comin out some way!"
by ogdajuiceman December 30, 2011
The exact opposite of a cock blocker. One who doesn't mind you smashing on a girl that you wanna hit, let it be one of her friends, her best friend, a girl you just met, her sister or other family member, or just simply her. Absolutely the best type of female any nigga could fuck with.
i met a girl named sabrina and she brought her bff with her too her name sasha i wanted sabrina but she already had a bf so i started talking to sasha and she didn't give a damn about it even though sasha is her right hander and i asked her if i could eat it and sasha said ask sabrina and she said yea so i got her in the sack and started eating her out which soon led to fucking her... man sabrina is such a cock allower i love her so much... (as a friend of course)
by ogdajuiceman June 30, 2010