When something is terrible but beyond the point of ridiculous, it goes so far to the extent that a person, most likely a boy or male teenager, will urinate on themselves to express their fear and/or anger. If a group of people withtook this circumstance, they would likely urinate on each other.
1: "Oh my god! The long plane just crashed into that huge gutter!" 2: "The defenseless plane was catching on fire and it got harder then it smashed straight into the bottomless hole." 3: Then the plane exploded!" 1: "Now the gutter leaking!" Obama: Man, this is repissulous.
by ogdajuiceman June 11, 2010
The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.
Person 1: "I call shotgun!"
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...
i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.
by ogdajuiceman June 16, 2010
The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
by ogdajuiceman June 28, 2010
A method of masturbation that is similar to "jacking off" but the masturbator stops beating his meat when he reaches optimum hardness (about 15-20 ohms or 3-5 minutes, depending on stamina level) instead of ejaculating all over himself and/or the area of seminal wreckage. This is usually performed immediately prior to sexual activity. May encourage an amateur robber to steal (jack) valuable things from other people.
Hoe: "Man is that all you got? You really need to go somewhere so you can jack on and hit dis shit right!" Jack: "No prob, just give me a handjob before i have to bust out da Playboy magazine again..." Hoe: "You know my hands can't fit dat little ass worm you call a dick, go to the bathroom!" Jack: "Alright, I'll be back." (Goes to the bathroom and jacks on, and comes out wearing a superman suit with dick hanging out) Jack: "Have No Fear, SUPERMAN is here!" (Dives straight into the pussy) Hoe: "That was so much deeper... Where's my money?" (Jack gives her $350) Hoe: "Wow, i thought you didn't had it in you... You're my hero!" Jack: "As long as my Jack is on, anything is possible!" Hoe: "Whatever." ((Meanwhile, in the streets)) Nigga: "Yo homeboy, u down for hittin deez licks wit me n my goons?" Homeboy: "Hell yea, as soon as i het a chance to jack on first."
by ogdajuiceman November 27, 2010
Real nigga: "Man yall fake as hell. I'm goin back to Week Zero and pretend that I never even met any of yall!"
Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web
Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
Another word for masturbation. It is a new 2010 ghetto customary term that niggas use when they get horny and wanna beat meat. Otherwise, it means to wank off so hard that skin starts to peel off and will temporary render your package unusable. It can also be used in many different forms, thus making the term universal. Examples --->
1: "Man that big booty girl had a ass on her and a pretty face too" 2: "Did you get on?" 1: "Hell naw i didn't. She was a groupie." 2: "What's up for grabs now nigga?" 1: "I'm thinkin about shedding my snake. If you wanna help me shed a snake then be my guest nigga" If you got a pint-sized wee-wee then say "worm" or "caterpillar" instead of "snake". But if you got that Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick then use the term "anaconda" or "python", whichever suits you best. --> "Man i just caught Ron Jeremy and Kanye West sheddin skin in the public bathroom. One was sheddin a maggot while another was sheddin a boa constrictor." It rattled my snakes!
by ogdajuiceman June 06, 2010