The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
by ogdajuiceman June 28, 2010
Real nigga: "Man yall fake as hell. I'm goin back to Week Zero and pretend that I never even met any of yall!"
Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web
Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
A method of masturbation that is similar to "jacking off" but the masturbator stops beating his meat when he reaches optimum hardness (about 15-20 ohms or 3-5 minutes, depending on stamina level) instead of ejaculating all over himself and/or the area of seminal wreckage. This is usually performed immediately prior to sexual activity. May encourage an amateur robber to steal (jack) valuable things from other people.
Hoe: "Man is that all you got? You really need to go somewhere so you can jack on and hit dis shit right!" Jack: "No prob, just give me a handjob before i have to bust out da Playboy magazine again..." Hoe: "You know my hands can't fit dat little ass worm you call a dick, go to the bathroom!" Jack: "Alright, I'll be back." (Goes to the bathroom and jacks on, and comes out wearing a superman suit with dick hanging out) Jack: "Have No Fear, SUPERMAN is here!" (Dives straight into the pussy) Hoe: "That was so much deeper... Where's my money?" (Jack gives her $350) Hoe: "Wow, i thought you didn't had it in you... You're my hero!" Jack: "As long as my Jack is on, anything is possible!" Hoe: "Whatever." ((Meanwhile, in the streets)) Nigga: "Yo homeboy, u down for hittin deez licks wit me n my goons?" Homeboy: "Hell yea, as soon as i het a chance to jack on first."
by ogdajuiceman November 27, 2010
Another word for masturbation. It is a new 2010 ghetto customary term that niggas use when they get horny and wanna beat meat. Otherwise, it means to wank off so hard that skin starts to peel off and will temporary render your package unusable. It can also be used in many different forms, thus making the term universal. Examples --->
1: "Man that big booty girl had a ass on her and a pretty face too" 2: "Did you get on?" 1: "Hell naw i didn't. She was a groupie." 2: "What's up for grabs now nigga?" 1: "I'm thinkin about shedding my snake. If you wanna help me shed a snake then be my guest nigga" If you got a pint-sized wee-wee then say "worm" or "caterpillar" instead of "snake". But if you got that Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick then use the term "anaconda" or "python", whichever suits you best. --> "Man i just caught Ron Jeremy and Kanye West sheddin skin in the public bathroom. One was sheddin a maggot while another was sheddin a boa constrictor." It rattled my snakes!
by ogdajuiceman June 06, 2010
To break part of a cigarette butt to ensure maximum tobacco consumption. It was originally done to prevent smoking in contact with the butt that somebody else already placed their lips upon.
I really needed a pack of cigarettes since I was so stressed out so I said fuck and I semi-filtered that single Newport.
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
When a broke ass nigga think he is rich just because he got a hundred-dollar bill which he only gets once every blue moon. He typically shows it off on massively public areas and sites such as facebook and youtube and tells everyone how "rich" he is which some people may actually believe. The amount-specified term is derived from the instance where you have at least one of every piece of major United States currency bills and coins (100, 50, 20, 10, 5, 1, quarter, dime, nickel, penny) the culprit will likely include most or all of these when he's showing off his little amount of money (which he will use to cake or spend on a bitch or buy something that can be easily took, like a gold chain or a platinum watch.)
I couldn't believe dis nigga said he got gwap so i had to see it to believe it. A hundred-dollar bill covering over all dem singles, and he think he ballin. Dog get yourself some gucci shoes first then come back to me, you $186.41 ass nigga.
by ogdajuiceman June 30, 2010
A burger that is sold at your nearby liquor or party store. Goes by the pound, half pound, or quarter pound. The type of meat that goes in it (usually chicken) varies. Tastes great. The best way to attract money and fenes towards your fast and rewarding profit on the job.
Fene: Ayo let me get a few Trap Burgers ova there... With extra ham and cheese bruh... Seller: Aight, comin right up!
by ogdajuiceman December 02, 2010