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An absolute waste of time. The early stages of a inevitiblly-doomed relationship where two insecure people waste their time by puting on a fake act for the intent of impressing someone you don't like very much or not compatible with. It often ends in an ugly manner when you meet someone else you like better.

I don't do it because I don't like the headache it causes. I just want to meet a girl and court her until we are married. Dating is an absolute waste of time for me.
Dating is a 20th Century phenomenom and an absolute waste of time.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 31, 2007
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70

One of America's longest interstates. Begins outside Baltimore, Maryland and heads west thru Pittsburgh, PA, Columbus, OH, Indianapolis, IN, St. Louis, MO, Kansas City and Denver before ending near Moab, Utah. Facts:

1. Indianapolis is the largest-single city on its route, but
2. technically Baltimore-Washington is the largest metro area it goes through.
3. The state with its longest mileage is Colorado.
4. The most populous state on its route is Illinois.
5. The state with its shortest mileage is West Virgina--only 17 miles.
6. The least populated state on its route is W. Virginia
70 is dull, dull, dull and flat from Ohio to Denver. The most populated states on its route from most populated to least is Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Missouri, Maryland, Colorado, Kansas, Utah, West Virginia.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 3, 2008
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Full House

A sitcom airing on ABC from 1988 to 1995. The sitcom starred Bob Saget as Danny Tanner, a San Francisco widowed father of 3 who gets help raising his daughters from his brother-in-law Jessie (John Stamos) and best friend Joey (Dave Coulier). As the show progresses more characters are added who eventually live with the Tanners. John Stamos' character, Jessie Kotsopolous married Rebecca Donaldson in season 4 and they move into the attic. They had twin sons in the last 2 seasons. For some reason the central character Danny Tanner, never remarried when the show was cancelled.
Full House was one of those popular sitcoms that orginiated in the 1980s and tv has reached its lowest ebb since sitcoms from that era were cancelled.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 21, 2007
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Indiana

A Midwestern state of excessive whining from 6.3 million sorry ass people who have no life but to complain about anything and everything, even if it behooves their state. Most of their whining is based on pure laziness and ignorance, proving Hoosiers are anitquated and don't really know what they want because they are afraid of change. Unfortunately, this makes my home state of Indiana a laughingstock. They complain about the bad and complain about the good. They complain about EVERYTHING. They want to have their cake and eat it too. The state is where NIMBY (Not In My Backyard) is a disease and impeading progress. This is the typical Hoosier mindset:

1. They complain that there's allegedly no jobs in the State but then complain when a company wants to invest in the State saying, "it isnt enough" or "it will ruin the environment" or that "Indiana is the 'last place' a company should bring jobs to."

2. They complain about their politicians but then continuously re-elect them.

3. They complain that Indiana's politicans are shortsighted and antiquated but then complain when Mitch Daniels, the current Governor, wants to make changes and modernize the state's infrastructure.

4. They complain of the alleged bad quality of roads but then complain when construction occurs to improve them.

5. They complain of the "lack" of money to maintain the roads but then complain about their tax dollars having to pay for improvements.

6. They complain about Indiana not having an interstate that goes southwest to Evansville but then complain it will "ruin the environment" or "only save XX minutes of commuting time to/from Indianapolis" or that "it will cost too many tax dollars" to build the needed freeway.

7. They complain the state is wasting money but then complain when the Governor privatizes the Toll Road to do it.

8. They complain the state's infrastructure is antiquated but then complain when Governor Daniels brings changes that will behoof the state.

9. They complain the state's leaders break campaign promises and can't be trusted but then complain when Governor Daniels does everything he promised he would.

10. They complain that the state relies too much on manufacturing but then complain when manufacturing jobs are lost to high-tech automation.

11. Indianapolis area residents complain about the lack of lightrail but then complain taxes will be used to pay for it or "ridership won't be enough" or "Indy isnt dense enough"

12. They complain about the presence of too much government but then complain of a police merger (IndyWorks!)in Indianapolis to decrease it.

13. They complain about the bad quality of schools but then complain that taxes will be used to improve them.

14. They complain about how small and antiquated the RCA Dome in Indianapolis is but then complain when taxes are used to build a new stadium (Lucas Oil Stadium).
Indiana residents have no life and have nothing to do but complain about everything, even when it behooves the state. Indiana: the Capital of whining. What do you people think your tax dollars are for?
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 2, 2008
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CEO

One of the most hated people in America ranking along with lawyers, car salesmen, pedophiles, environmentalists, activists and communists. The highest position in corporate America. A subhuman species. Pig. Snake. Vermin. Arrogant. Scandalous. Dishonest. Corrupt. Crooked. They ironically recieve perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and employees are paid a slave labor and receive paycuts while not being able to feed their families. CEOs steel money from the company and employees. They believe their employees are expendable and won't hesitate to lay them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." They are dishonest in reporting corporate earnings to the government and hide discrepencies from stockholders. They engage in such behaviors as insider trading, the shredding of documents and giving head to the Board of directors just to keep their job and receive unfair bonuses.

see: S.O.B., C.F.O
A CEO is the most corrupt, scandalous, dishonest and lowest form of human life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 6, 2007
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Declaration of Independence

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.
The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 21, 2007
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South Bend

One of those declining Rust Belt cities of the Great Lakes region located in far northern Indiana along I-80. It is the cultural, commercial and transportation center of the Michiana region.

South Bend isn't that bad. It lies in a strategic area of the Midwest and is a little over 2 hours from Chicago, maybe 2 and-a-half from Indianapolis, and maybe 3 hours or so from Detroit. Besides, it is at least a nice college town and home to the Fighting Irish of the University of Notre Dame.
South Bend may be considered a Rust Belt city of the Great Lakes but it is a descent place to live nonetheless.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 4, 2008
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