[e-mail]'s definitions

Detroit Lions

An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.

The Detroit Lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the NFL.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

urban sprawl

When formerly rural areas are threatened by the encroachment of urban areas. Happens when people move and commute further and further away from the city, soon to be followed by strip malls, Walmart, cookie-cutter housing developments and SUVS driven by soccer moms and corporate fatcats. Some people complain that it also causes higher taxes, higher crime and pollution.

Urban sprawl happens near every city of reasonable size but occurs the fastest in the Sun Belt. Urban sprawl is addressed in the song "They Paved Paradise and Put Up a Parking Lot."

by [e-mail] January 13, 2008

reality

In the United States, it's anything outside San Francisco.

Reality is a state of mind, except in San Francisco where it is not present.

by [e-mail] December 27, 2007

Kansas City

Two cities with the same name that share a metropolitan area along the Kansas-Missouri border. Kansas City, Missouri (445,000) is twice as large as its Kansas counterpart and known for jazz and barbeque. The Kansas City Metro area is just shy of 2 million people in the middle of the United States. Kansas City is not known for very much and lacks an identity, but is a comfortable Midwest metropolis, nonetheless.

"Where we going, dude ?"

"Kansas City"

"Which one, man?"

by [e-mail] December 31, 2007

NBC

The National Broadcasting Company and a subsidiary of General Electric. Its declining ratings have led to job cuts at the corporate level and the cancelling of many of its programs.

NBC sucks. I can't stand it.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2007

whitetrash

Poor whites lacking means of and ignorant in birth control and therefore breed like rabbits without the financial means to rear children. Whitetrash are often percieved as possible drug users, low educational attainment or rural dwellers but often live in urban areas, most often trailer parks. They can often be seen in Walmart. Sometimes confused with hillbilly or hick.

Whitetrash are the are the #1 thing that is most wrong with America today.

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

florida

The land of electile dysfunction, where the people are so stupid they dont even know how to vote, let alone punch a small hole through a ballot card.

The people of florida prove their stupidity every four years.

by [e-mail] March 26, 2007