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las vegas

Don't be decived. It may be America's fastest-growing large city, but two-thirds of people who relocate there move out after about 3 years, according to the National Association of Realtors. The growth is totally fake becuase they don't stay. This proves that this shithole in the middle of the Mojave Desert is an overrated sewer that gets its money from nieve gamblers hoping to make a quick buck. What a bunch of fools. I can't figure out why this city is so popular. Do you like to lose your money?

1. it ranks #1 in car theft
2. it ranks #1 in methamphetamines and cocaine arrests
3. HIV is on the rise
4. more adult stores than any other U.S. city
5. foreclosure central. Many people are losing their homes
due to:
6. overrated housing costs
7. oppressive summer heat
8. one of America's most violent cities
9. more child kidnappings and child murders than any other U.S. city

Does this sound like a city you would want to live? I didn't think so. Why its growing so fast is beyond me. It's a shithole.

I hate las vegas and its crap. The city can go to hell.

by [e-mail] September 25, 2007

suburb

Where you live when you dont want to live in the inner city. It's a place of mostly middle-class homes, Walmart, soccer moms, SUVs, strip malls and the homes of corporate bigwigs. Suburbs in the United States began to spring up during the post WWII years as families left the central cities for a quieter, safer and more relaxed lifestyle. However some suburbs are just as poor as the inner-city itself. According to the US census, the number of persons living in the suburbs now outnumbers those in the central cities.

Most Americans would probably rather live in a suburb than in the crime-infested inner city.

by [e-mail] April 1, 2009

Gary

A city that much of Indiana wishes belonged to Illinois and Chicago. A terrible city and industrial wasteland in northwest Indiana, next to Chicago, and one of the worst cities in the country to live. It is like 90% black and has a terrible crime problem. About 100,000 dirt-poor blacks live in this decaying--actually dying--Rust Belt city on the southern shore of Lake Michigan. Gary was once the largest center of steel manufacturing in the country, until the 1960s, when the jobs were lost to overseas competition. The jobs and many people are gone and NEVER to return. Thank God that Gary does NOT represent the rest of Indiana. I'm sure that much of Indiana wishes Gary would belong to Illinois--let Chicago have it.

Gary is a bad city, but the hometown to the Jacksons: Michael, Latoya and Janet.

by [e-mail] May 20, 2008

Beach Boys

A rock group from the 1960s founded by Brian Wilson and his brothers and cousin in Southern California. Their songs focused on the "California culture" of the 1960s about surfing, cars and girls.

The Beach Boys is one of the best rock groups ever in my opinion.

by [e-mail] March 4, 2008

75

An interstate going from Miami north to Michigan and the Canadian border.

75 is the worst road in America except with a few small mountains in Georgia, Tennessee and Kentucky.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

creation

The act by which God Almighty spoke the universe into existance out of nothing in the first chapter of Genesis in a matter of six time periods, but not necessarily six “days” as we are lead to believe. While mental midgets like “Adam “tr0n”' at urbandictionary believe the universe cannot be created out of nothing, it indeed can! With God ALL things are possible, and the vast universe we live in was created out of nothing, is an example. When you are God Almighty, you can create something very complex out of nothing by just speaking it into existance. Period! Take that atheists and evolutionists. I’m sick and tired of mental half wits like “Adam ‘tr0n’” claiming that creation cannot be proven while evolution can. Hogwash. The missing link has NEVER been found and never will be. The “theory” of creation has NEVER changed, unlike evolution where its crazy followers are always changing their own theory. God’s universe has an order to it, and you cannot have an order if a cataclysmic event like the “Big Big” occurred. If there is creation, there must be a creator. If there is a design, there must be a designer. If there is a plan, there must be a planner. This universe’s existance is proof positive of a diety. Evolution is the the single-dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Darwin himself didn’t even believe his own theory, he just said it was an educated guess and that’s it.

Creation has proven evolution false over and over again.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

wedding

1. A waste of money.
2. Just another thing invented by women for women, but men couldn’t care less.
3. A ceremony a nieve couple has to prepare for their upcoming fairytale marriage, only to kill each other a year later.
4. The first phase of a couple’s inevitable divorce.
5. The day you finally get to score without feeling guilty.
6. You take months to prepare for an expensive ceremony and get an expensive dress and eat an expensive cake to allegedly pledge your love to your beloved, by putting on a phony appearance with a phony smile to marry a phony person, only to discover the real person is a true jerk/bitch when the honeymoon is over.

Hell, just go to Vegas. At least you won't still be paying for a stupid ceremony at the time you need a divorce attorney.

Is a wedding really necessary? No.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008