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creation

The act by which God Almighty spoke the universe into existance out of nothing in the first chapter of Genesis in a matter of six time periods, but not necessarily six “days” as we are lead to believe. While mental midgets like “Adam “tr0n”' at urbandictionary believe the universe cannot be created out of nothing, it indeed can! With God ALL things are possible, and the vast universe we live in was created out of nothing, is an example. When you are God Almighty, you can create something very complex out of nothing by just speaking it into existance. Period! Take that atheists and evolutionists. I’m sick and tired of mental half wits like “Adam ‘tr0n’” claiming that creation cannot be proven while evolution can. Hogwash. The missing link has NEVER been found and never will be. The “theory” of creation has NEVER changed, unlike evolution where its crazy followers are always changing their own theory. God’s universe has an order to it, and you cannot have an order if a cataclysmic event like the “Big Big” occurred. If there is creation, there must be a creator. If there is a design, there must be a designer. If there is a plan, there must be a planner. This universe’s existance is proof positive of a diety. Evolution is the the single-dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Darwin himself didn’t even believe his own theory, he just said it was an educated guess and that’s it.

Creation has proven evolution false over and over again.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

David Letterman

Former comedian and current talkshow host originally from Indianapolis, Indiana. Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He is known for his foul mouth and dry sense of humor. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

I hate David Letterman. He sucks.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2007

Colorado

A state with extreme scerenity, significant sunshine (over 300 days of sunshine a year in Denver) and the best opportunities to enjoy the outdoors. The Rocky Mountains make it the state with the highest average elevation. Denver, its capital and largest city (population 570,000), is called the Mile High City, because its capitol is exactly one mile in elevation. Denver is consistently ranked among the top of Americas fittest, thinnest, and most educated cities. About half of the states 5 million residents live in the Greater Denver Metro area. Other important population centers include Colorado Springs, Pueblo and Fort Collins--all of which are located on the eastern edge of the Rocky Mountains. Colorado has extreme variations in climate. People in Denver can get a tan and snow ski in the same day. The enormous flat plains of eastern Colorado get huge thunderstorms in the spring and summer that make for a great lightening show and tornadoes. Colorado is where the song, America the Beautiful was written. "For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plain"€describes Colorado to a tee. Beef cattle and wheat are its two largest agricultural products.

Colorado is one of the few states that is both a great place to visit and live.

by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

wedding

1. A waste of money.
2. Just another thing invented by women for women, but men couldn’t care less.
3. A ceremony a nieve couple has to prepare for their upcoming fairytale marriage, only to kill each other a year later.
4. The first phase of a couple’s inevitable divorce.
5. The day you finally get to score without feeling guilty.
6. You take months to prepare for an expensive ceremony and get an expensive dress and eat an expensive cake to allegedly pledge your love to your beloved, by putting on a phony appearance with a phony smile to marry a phony person, only to discover the real person is a true jerk/bitch when the honeymoon is over.

Hell, just go to Vegas. At least you won't still be paying for a stupid ceremony at the time you need a divorce attorney.

Is a wedding really necessary? No.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

Declaration of Independence

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.

The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

South Bend

One of those declining Rust Belt cities of the Great Lakes region located in far northern Indiana along I-80. It is the cultural, commercial and transportation center of the Michiana region.

South Bend isn't that bad. It lies in a strategic area of the Midwest and is a little over 2 hours from Chicago, maybe 2 and-a-half from Indianapolis, and maybe 3 hours or so from Detroit. Besides, it is at least a nice college town and home to the Fighting Irish of the University of Notre Dame.

South Bend may be considered a Rust Belt city of the Great Lakes but it is a descent place to live nonetheless.

by [e-mail] March 4, 2008

NBC

The National Broadcasting Company and a subsidiary of General Electric. Its declining ratings have led to job cuts at the corporate level and the cancelling of many of its programs.

NBC sucks. I can't stand it.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2007