jamesbrown's definitions

Fanny

UK, Australia, NZ. Fanny= pussy
Silly yanks, fanny= bum
They do seem to have a lot arse about. Even funnier when a girl says "i'll stick that in my fanny pack" which does make for a lot of shocked faces.

I piss myself laughing when that show "the nanny" comes on, at the start the song goes that she got kicked out and landed on her "fanny", ouch, how unfortunate.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bondi cigar

blind mullet,turd, grogan, nebraska,boree,shit.
Of the free floating variety, found when you go swimming at Bondibeach, Sydney,Australia. The government thought it would be a good idea to pump sewage out to sea, they have sort of fixed it by now pumping it out further, but in a rough sea you may still meet the bondi cigar.

My mate went swimming at bondi beach, and a bondi cigar touched him.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

drop the kids at the pool

Evacuating the lower bowell, squeezing out a darkie, doing a poo!!

Wait a minute, i just have to drop the kids at the pool then we can go out.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.

That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

schmoo

1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.

Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Brown eyes

Plural of brown eye, to moon, show your freckle, show your dot. Basically drop your pants and show your arse.
Also take care there are no dot sniffers in the area.
May require you to na na nukka nukka

Carefull when you chuck a brown eye to passing traffic, a cop may drive along!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

ADN

The national dyslexics association.

Wehn i pyte i cna smotise get teh wrods wrngo

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003