backpacker

A person who is on holidays and you should drink alcohol with them and show them what your country has to offer! If you are available to do so of course!.

I always went after the sexy swedish backpacker, but somehow tended to end up with a fat german.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Vujade

Opposite of dejavu. Going somewhere and realising you have no idea what to expect. Essentialy a bullshit word. May make you sound knowledgeable but will most likely make you sound like a dickhead

First time i went to Amsterdam i had such a sense of vujade.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Shout

Australian saying, meaning "shout" drinks. To buy the round of drinks. You can shout a mate anything you like, as long as you have the money!. Works on a reciprocal system, unless your mates are tightarses

I'll shout the drinks tonight mate

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Hebrew lowers

A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad

Many people, innocent and otherwise, have been shot and killed by the hebrew lowers.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Ignorant american

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!

I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Wombat

1. Wombat, eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
2. Unattractive hairy girl, sometimes with a hairy nose.
3. Stupid inbred
4. Small bad tempered australian mammal, they really fuck your car up if you hit one, they are all muscle!

They call my mate the wombat, he goes home with a girl, eats, roots , shoots and leaves!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003