jamesbrown's definitions

Loud american

The loud american is an obnoxious buffoon, one who, even though may be in a quiet room feels the need to talk at the top of their voice, also known to excessive bragging. Compounded when combined with the Ignorant american

NOTE: Not all americans are loud, some seem to be actually quite normal, it just seems the ones on holiday wherever i am happen to be of the LOUD variety.

I was in an airport waitng area once with about 300 people, i was at one end and at the other a pair of loud americans were clealy audible over everybody else's chatter.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Vujade

Opposite of dejavu. Going somewhere and realising you have no idea what to expect. Essentialy a bullshit word. May make you sound knowledgeable but will most likely make you sound like a dickhead

First time i went to Amsterdam i had such a sense of vujade.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

paddy wagon

Also used in the northern states of Australia, the wankers down south call them divvy vans

I dont like riding in the back of paddy wagons, they dont have seatbelts and for some reason the cops always want to test their brakes when i'm in the back.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

dot sniffer

one who crawls or sucks up to another. or person with arse sniffing fetish

I always knew Marc was a dot sniffer.
Look at that dot sniffer in action, he has no shame.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

youse

You's. Made popular in Australia by emm der emm I love youse all Jeff fenech, Australian middleweight (i think) boxer. Popular amoung dopey australians, who are know as Bevans, Westies, Bogans and Yobbos

Emm der emm, i luv youse alls

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003