Definitions by jamesbrown

Bondi cigar

blind mullet,turd, grogan, nebraska,boree,shit.
Of the free floating variety, found when you go swimming at Bondibeach], Sydney,Australia. The government thought it would be a good idea to pump sewage out to sea, they have sort of fixed it by now pumping it out further, but in a rough sea you may still meet the bondi cigar.

My mate went swimming at bondi beach, and a bondi cigar touched him.

Bondi cigar by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Fartograhpy 

The study or art of smelling farts to rate them. see Fartographer

I dont get into Fartography.

Fartograhpy by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Five finger discount 

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

Five finger discount by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Yobbo

A loud, inconsiderate person, usually found in groups for self preservation. Sometimes prone to violence,always found with beer and cheap smokes. Usually smell.

The "hill" at any football match of any code is the usual haunt of the Yobbo.

Yobbo by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Durries 

Cigarette, Australian saying, commonly used in Queensland, sometimes not understood in other parts of Australia.

Hey bloke, can I scab a durrie of you?

Durries by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Shout 

Australian saying, meaning "shout" drinks. To buy the round of drinks. You can shout a mate anything you like, as long as you have the money!. Works on a reciprocal system, unless your mates are tightarses

I'll shout the drinks tonight mate

Shout by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Dejavu 

Havent i been here before type of feeling. Opposite of vujade

When i walked into the room, i had such a sense of dejavu, even though i had not been there before.

Dejavu by jamesbrown April 22, 2003