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Bondi cigar

blind mullet,turd, grogan, nebraska,boree,shit.
Of the free floating variety, found when you go swimming at Bondibeach, Sydney,Australia. The government thought it would be a good idea to pump sewage out to sea, they have sort of fixed it by now pumping it out further, but in a rough sea you may still meet the bondi cigar.
My mate went swimming at bondi beach, and a bondi cigar touched him.
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Ignorant american

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!
I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Tooheys

The Tooheys beers, which are popular in New south wales, Australia, at the moment are the creativly named "new" and "old" types. It's cheap and its ok! see XXXX, VB, beer and franziskaner
I drink Tooheys new because it is cheap and cheerful.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Shout

Australian saying, meaning "shout" drinks. To buy the round of drinks. You can shout a mate anything you like, as long as you have the money!. Works on a reciprocal system, unless your mates are tightarses
I'll shout the drinks tonight mate
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Durrie

Cigarette, Australian saying, commonly used in Queensland, sometimes not understood in other parts of Australia.
Spoken by the bevan, who carries in the other hand a stubbie of XXXX, Tooheys or VB
Hey bloke, can I scab a durrie off you?
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Fanny

UK, Australia, NZ. Fanny= pussy
Silly yanks, fanny= bum
They do seem to have a lot arse about. Even funnier when a girl says "i'll stick that in my fanny pack" which does make for a lot of shocked faces.
I piss myself laughing when that show "the nanny" comes on, at the start the song goes that she got kicked out and landed on her "fanny", ouch, how unfortunate.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Bondi

Bondi beach, Australia. Home of the infamous Bondi cigar. Full of rich wankers, musicians, yobbos on the weekend, backpackers everyday. Not a very nice place to swim, but good to lie on the beach, look out for needles and white pointers.
Have a tooheys and watch the day go by.
If you can ever find a place to park, Bondi is good for a perve!
by jamesbrown April 29, 2003
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