Shout

Australian saying, meaning "shout" drinks. To buy the round of drinks. You can shout a mate anything you like, as long as you have the money!. Works on a reciprocal system, unless your mates are tightarses

I'll shout the drinks tonight mate

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Hebrew lowers

A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad

Many people, innocent and otherwise, have been shot and killed by the hebrew lowers.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Ignorant american

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!

I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Wombat

1. Wombat, eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
2. Unattractive hairy girl, sometimes with a hairy nose.
3. Stupid inbred
4. Small bad tempered australian mammal, they really fuck your car up if you hit one, they are all muscle!

They call my mate the wombat, he goes home with a girl, eats, roots , shoots and leaves!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Yobbo

A loud, inconsiderate person, usually found in groups for self preservation. Sometimes prone to violence,always found with beer and cheap smokes. Usually smell.

The "hill" at any football match of any code is the usual haunt of the Yobbo.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bondi

Bondi beach, Australia. Home of the infamous Bondi cigar. Full of rich wankers, musicians, yobbos on the weekend, backpackers everyday. Not a very nice place to swim, but good to lie on the beach, look out for needles and white pointers.
Have a tooheys and watch the day go by.

If you can ever find a place to park, Bondi is good for a perve!

by jamesbrown April 29, 2003