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Ignorant american

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!
I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Bondi cigar

blind mullet,turd, grogan, nebraska,boree,shit.
Of the free floating variety, found when you go swimming at Bondibeach, Sydney,Australia. The government thought it would be a good idea to pump sewage out to sea, they have sort of fixed it by now pumping it out further, but in a rough sea you may still meet the bondi cigar.
My mate went swimming at bondi beach, and a bondi cigar touched him.
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Queensland

The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)
Captial city Brisbane (also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan.
Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!
Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkin sunburn!
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Stoke-on-Trent

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"
I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Loud american

The loud american is an obnoxious buffoon, one who, even though may be in a quiet room feels the need to talk at the top of their voice, also known to excessive bragging. Compounded when combined with the Ignorant american

NOTE: Not all americans are loud, some seem to be actually quite normal, it just seems the ones on holiday wherever i am happen to be of the LOUD variety.
I was in an airport waitng area once with about 300 people, i was at one end and at the other a pair of loud americans were clealy audible over everybody else's chatter.
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Prut

French, Flemmish, Danish and many other european languages for fart
This danish girl my mate married thought she could get away with farting by saying " no it was a fart, it was a prut"
by jamesbrown April 24, 2003
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Thong

Australian for cheap rubber footwear, known as flip flopsor jandles in New zealand, dunno what yanks call them.
I laugh when yanks get confused by the sign in aussie pubs that say "no thongs" at the door.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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