jamesbrown's definitions

Thong

Australian for cheap rubber footwear, known as flip flopsor jandles in New zealand, dunno what yanks call them.

I laugh when yanks get confused by the sign in aussie pubs that say "no thongs" at the door.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Prut

French, Flemmish, Danish and many other european languages for fart

This danish girl my mate married thought she could get away with farting by saying " no it was a fart, it was a prut"

by jamesbrown April 24, 2003

hydro

Marijuana which has been grown indoors using lights and chemicals. Quite dangerous as the grower usually does not take the two weeks required to "flush" the plant on water alone, thus removing the phosphors and fertilizers out of the plant, so the smoker will quite likely suffer mental problems, possibly even after a short while but will suffer them eventually. see weed, ganja, chronic or bud etc.

I think hydro weed is dangerous shit, i would like to nail irresponsible growers to the wall!.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

backpacker

A person who is on holidays and you should drink alcohol with them and show them what your country has to offer! If you are available to do so of course!.

I always went after the sexy swedish backpacker, but somehow tended to end up with a fat german.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhpy

The study or art of smelling farts to rate them. see Fartographer

I dont get into Fartography.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Ignorant american

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!

I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003