jamesbrown's definitions

creed

Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.

Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

Enterprise bargaining

1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.

This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!

by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

Stick

1. Branch from a tree
2. Small deal of weed

Hey i throw my boomerang, it didnt come back.
Thats no boomerang mate, thats a stick!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Hebrew lowers

A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad

Many people, innocent and otherwise, have been shot and killed by the hebrew lowers.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

XXXX

Beer made in Brisbane. Its popular there, but so are a lot of other things which others may frown upon. It has a lot of chemicals and preservatives used in it due to the Queensland heat, so the taste suffers. Source of many jokes, "Why do queenslanders drink XXXX?"
"Because they cant spell beer"
Etc, etc.

XXXX is ok if its cold, i much prefer it to that VB shit!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003