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Enterprise bargaining

1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.
This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!
by jamesbrown May 1, 2003
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Yobbo

A loud, inconsiderate person, usually found in groups for self preservation. Sometimes prone to violence,always found with beer and cheap smokes. Usually smell.
The "hill" at any football match of any code is the usual haunt of the Yobbo.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Softcock

1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.
Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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mockney

mockney wanker, who is that dickhead who married madonna and all of his movies are the same?
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels, cool, loved it.
Snatch? gee it was a lot like Lock stock!
This new thing? prison soccer? talk about a formula!!

GUY RITCHIE
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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creed

Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.
Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's.
by jamesbrown April 21, 2003
mugGet the creedmug.

ADN

Wehn i pyte i cna smotise get teh wrods wrngo
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Franziskaner

beer Bavarian, three types i know of, pale, dark and mango-weisen.
The franziskaner is a fantastic wheat beer, comes in sizes of 1.ltr 500 mls or if you are a softcock 300ml. Its strong and its tasty, have two litres of this stuff and a honey scnapps and you'll be dancing like the wiggles in no time! I cant get enough of it, but its expensive so i only have it every six weeks or so. see also XXXX, VB, Tooheys, they arent as good but worth a read!
One litre of Franziskaner pale please!
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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