jamesbrown's definitions

XXXX

Beer made in Brisbane. Its popular there, but so are a lot of other things which others may frown upon. It has a lot of chemicals and preservatives used in it due to the Queensland heat, so the taste suffers. Source of many jokes, "Why do queenslanders drink XXXX?"
"Because they cant spell beer"
Etc, etc.

XXXX is ok if its cold, i much prefer it to that VB shit!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Stick

1. Branch from a tree
2. Small deal of weed

Hey i throw my boomerang, it didnt come back.
Thats no boomerang mate, thats a stick!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Softcock

1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.

Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Franziskaner

beer Bavarian, three types i know of, pale, dark and mango-weisen.
The franziskaner is a fantastic wheat beer, comes in sizes of 1.ltr 500 mls or if you are a softcock 300ml. Its strong and its tasty, have two litres of this stuff and a honey scnapps and you'll be dancing like the wiggles in no time! I cant get enough of it, but its expensive so i only have it every six weeks or so. see also XXXX, VB, Tooheys, they arent as good but worth a read!

One litre of Franziskaner pale please!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

creed

Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.

Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

mockney

mockney wanker, who is that dickhead who married madonna and all of his movies are the same?
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels, cool, loved it.
Snatch? gee it was a lot like Lock stock!
This new thing? prison soccer? talk about a formula!!

GUY RITCHIE

GUY RITCHIE, the ultimate mockney wanker.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Yobbo

A loud, inconsiderate person, usually found in groups for self preservation. Sometimes prone to violence,always found with beer and cheap smokes. Usually smell.

The "hill" at any football match of any code is the usual haunt of the Yobbo.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003