Definitions by handle187

Internet 

1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.

2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.

Make sure your online service also includes internet access.

Internet by handle187 November 11, 2003

bad boy 

People who are attracted to good boys.

"Oh, you're a bad boy, aren't you?"

bad boy by handle187 November 7, 2003

babysittin' 

When you're in a cypha with your best buddies, and one of them thinks that the others are so fucked up that they won't notice that the goods are missing.

"Yo, mang, stop babysittin' on da 40, pass dat son !!!"

babysittin' by handle187 November 7, 2003

hangover 

A chemical imbalance in the brain which produces notable physical discomfort. Can be caused either by too much alcoholic consumption, or too much sex.

Some people prefer water, tea, black coffee (ok, ok, _espresso_), Peptol Bismol, "hangover helper" pills, and the like, but the only real cure for a hangover is time.

Symptoms: headache, physical weakness, extremely upset stomach, and vomit all over the new carpet in your bathroom.

"I stay sober to avoid hangovers."

hangover by handle187 November 7, 2003

Hangtime 

1.) The amount of time a basketball player takes to complete a slam dunk

2.) The amount of time a thrown football stays in the air

3.) The amount of time a hit baseball stays in the air

footballfan6969: OMG, check out the hangtime on that baby !!!!
footballfan696969: Whoooo that's sweet !

Hangtime by handle187 November 7, 2003

baby 

Our future !

Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !

They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!

"You're so crazy, I'm about to have your baby."

baby by handle187 November 7, 2003

bo 

A Japanese wooden staff, used with two hands for fighting (obviously). Dontello carries one, so does Quang Chi.

"Don't make me have to get bo-jitsu on your ass, CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM!!!"

bo by handle187 November 7, 2003