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A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
Get the instant messenger mug.Biff Tannen from the movie "Back To The Future". He could kick Michael J. Fox's ass even *before* he got the shakes.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
Get the biff mug.1.) Synonym for "joint" meaning "bad as in good" (not "joint" meaning a weed cigarette).
2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.
3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.
4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.
2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.
3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.
4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.
"Man, this new track is the jump off !!!!" - "Charlene's party is gonna be the jump off this Sunday night" - "OMFG, the new (Chanel/Benz/Movado) is the jump off, son !!!1"
"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."
"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"
"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."
"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."
"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"
"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
Get the Jump Off mug.Candy shaped into small, 1/4" tablets. Nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a "pez dispenser", which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. For some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector's items.
"I had a Spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a Wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
Get the pez mug.1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.
2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.
2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.
by handle187 November 11, 2003
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