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mami

A (usually young) woman with wide hips or big breasts and a youthful face, dressed in a sexy or revealing manner (probably dressed a little too old for her age).

Like many Spanish slang terms, the word "mami" is used mainly for dramatic effect, and sounds inappropriate if it's overused.

Similar to: dimepiece
"Daaaaamn, check out all the fly mamis in the spot !"
by handle187 October 31, 2003
mugGet the mamimug.

Jump Off

1.) Synonym for "joint" meaning "bad as in good" (not "joint" meaning a weed cigarette).

2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.

3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.

4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.
"Man, this new track is the jump off !!!!" - "Charlene's party is gonna be the jump off this Sunday night" - "OMFG, the new (Chanel/Benz/Movado) is the jump off, son !!!1"

"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."

"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"

"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
mugGet the Jump Offmug.

on blast

"He was riding down the block with his speakers on blast."

"Damn, son, your shirt is on blast."

"The way he was messing with the knobs I thought he was about to put my shit on blast."
by handle187 October 31, 2003
mugGet the on blastmug.

Hangtime

1.) The amount of time a basketball player takes to complete a slam dunk

2.) The amount of time a thrown football stays in the air

3.) The amount of time a hit baseball stays in the air
footballfan6969: OMG, check out the hangtime on that baby !!!!
footballfan696969: Whoooo that's sweet !
by handle187 November 7, 2003
mugGet the Hangtimemug.

instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
mugGet the instant messengermug.

baby

Our future !

Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !

They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
"You're so crazy, I'm about to have your baby."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
mugGet the babymug.

hangover

A chemical imbalance in the brain which produces notable physical discomfort. Can be caused either by too much alcoholic consumption, or too much sex.

Some people prefer water, tea, black coffee (ok, ok, _espresso_), Peptol Bismol, "hangover helper" pills, and the like, but the only real cure for a hangover is time.

Symptoms: headache, physical weakness, extremely upset stomach, and vomit all over the new carpet in your bathroom.
"I stay sober to avoid hangovers."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
mugGet the hangovermug.

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