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Hangtime

1.) The amount of time a basketball player takes to complete a slam dunk

2.) The amount of time a thrown football stays in the air

3.) The amount of time a hit baseball stays in the air
footballfan6969: OMG, check out the hangtime on that baby !!!!
footballfan696969: Whoooo that's sweet !
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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on blast

"He was riding down the block with his speakers on blast."

"Damn, son, your shirt is on blast."

"The way he was messing with the knobs I thought he was about to put my shit on blast."
by handle187 October 31, 2003
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instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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baby

Our future !

Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !

They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
"You're so crazy, I'm about to have your baby."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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pez

Candy shaped into small, 1/4" tablets. Nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a "pez dispenser", which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. For some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector's items.
"I had a Spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a Wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.
"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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Internet

1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.

2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.
Make sure your online service also includes internet access.
by handle187 November 11, 2003
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