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joy toilet

A "Joy Toilet" is a person who sucks the joy out of absolutely anything and everything around them. A bit like a black hole with light really.

It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."
"Laugh this off, Joy Toilet !" as George Beard pointed a Blisskrieg 2000 at the "Vimpire," which was earlier loaded with videos of people being hit in the face with loaves of bread - deemed funny enough to return the Vimpire back to normal student Jessica.
by dw8177 March 29, 2019
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love

There are many definitions to love. I suspect this is a pretty new one despite being defined thus over 100-years ago.

That atypical definition from A. Bierce is:

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
"Janice is in love with Scott now."
"Oh my god, I feel so bad for her !"
by dw8177 May 23, 2018
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sci-fright

"Sci-Fright" is quite simply a scary science fiction movie. It is one that incorporates not just science fiction elements but horror and terror as well. Some good examples would be the line of "Alien," "Terminator," and "Starship Trooper" films for instance.
"I went to the bijou down the road and saw the very newest Sci-Fright called, "The Brain Eaters Are Coming." It was awesome."
by dw8177 July 8, 2022
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turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.
"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."
by dw8177 February 3, 2018
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scammy

Scammy means anything that is and/or related to a scam. It can be an Internet site or any other written material or media that promises something for free yet later lies about it and 'requires' items such as money, ID, or personal information.

And even if you did give out those items, like money or ID or clicking on ads signing up for items because it says you 'must complete one online purchase' before you can start your download.

In the end, you still are not given what you were promised. That site or service is then scammy.
Jack: "Dude, I just found this awesome site where I can download movies. for free."
Jill: "I know the one you are talking about, but it's scammy. They ask for your credit card to 'verify you are an adult' when you try a download."
by dw8177 August 20, 2016
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gleep

A Gleep is the name for a person who basically doesn't want to do things the "easy" way. They are feisty and giving trouble. They don't knuckle under pressure nor give in to paying a "protection" fee for either themselves or their business and go so far as to "spit in someone's eye" to show they won't be bullied by gang members.

Because of this, they aren't long for this world and are often killed by someone in that gang, usually to leave a message to the other merchants, "pay or else ..."
Dialogue from Twilight Zone, "Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room."

"So tomorrow morning, they find the old gleep sprawled across his bar. And then all the rest of them swing in line."
by dw8177 May 31, 2018
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NOYL

You would think that I cared about her ? NOYL ! She is such a drama queen and drags anyone down under that gets next to her.
by dw8177 September 9, 2016
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