Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
by dw8177 January 23, 2017
A sluth is two words combined. Slut and sloth. It generally means a visually attractive yet highly unclean prostitute, as in, she is so lazy, she never bathes or cleans herself. She is thought to be carrying multiple venereal diseases, to be on crack cocaine, and her home is believed to be so trashy with filthy garbage that roaches and flies are everywhere.
"Jack, I went to club Mixer last night. Do you know that girl on the dance floor with the silver 2-toned belt ?"
"Orange dyed hair ? Yeah. You don't want to mess with her. I heard from others that she's a real sluth."
"Orange dyed hair ? Yeah. You don't want to mess with her. I heard from others that she's a real sluth."
by dw8177 June 20, 2017
A frap is basically a loud fart. It can happen when someone is trying to quietly fart with others around but is unsuccessful and it is heard quite clearly by them.
by dw8177 April 26, 2017
This is a play on the word, "umpire." And like in a ball game, they call all the shots.
In this case, it refers to someone who has been suckered in by the slick talks and promises President Trump has made and backs and supports his ideas to the point they basically won't shut up about all the good he is presumably going to do - and they preach this to those who did NOT vote for him - clearly ostracizing those around them.
In this case, it refers to someone who has been suckered in by the slick talks and promises President Trump has made and backs and supports his ideas to the point they basically won't shut up about all the good he is presumably going to do - and they preach this to those who did NOT vote for him - clearly ostracizing those around them.
"Did you see the last weekly presidential address ? Trump said he's going to repeal Obamacare and provide his own health care coverage for us ! Isn't that awesome ?"
"Stop being a trumpire. The man is evil and he's going to run this country into the ground."
"Stop being a trumpire. The man is evil and he's going to run this country into the ground."
by dw8177 March 09, 2017
Essentially "jackass" but used in the context for the results left behind of the way someone acts.
This can involve vandalism, pranks, or just generally being an idiot or incompetent to the point of really messing up things around them. Can also mean when someone else gets falsely accused for their inability or ineptitude.
There are always consequences involved and some degree of punishment for these acts as there is always a clear trail of destruction left behind.
This can involve vandalism, pranks, or just generally being an idiot or incompetent to the point of really messing up things around them. Can also mean when someone else gets falsely accused for their inability or ineptitude.
There are always consequences involved and some degree of punishment for these acts as there is always a clear trail of destruction left behind.
"Scott went on a drinking binge last night."
"I know ! You should've seen the jackery he made back at work the next day."
"I know ! You should've seen the jackery he made back at work the next day."
by dw8177 May 23, 2017
Scammy means anything that is and/or related to a scam. It can be an Internet site or any other written material or media that promises something for free yet later lies about it and 'requires' items such as money, ID, or personal information.
And even if you did give out those items, like money or ID or clicking on ads signing up for items because it says you 'must complete one online purchase' before you can start your download.
In the end, you still are not given what you were promised. That site or service is then scammy.
And even if you did give out those items, like money or ID or clicking on ads signing up for items because it says you 'must complete one online purchase' before you can start your download.
In the end, you still are not given what you were promised. That site or service is then scammy.
Jack: "Dude, I just found this awesome site where I can download movies. for free."
Jill: "I know the one you are talking about, but it's scammy. They ask for your credit card to 'verify you are an adult' when you try a download."
Jill: "I know the one you are talking about, but it's scammy. They ask for your credit card to 'verify you are an adult' when you try a download."
by dw8177 August 20, 2016
A "Joy Toilet" is a person who sucks the joy out of absolutely anything and everything around them. A bit like a black hole with light really.
It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."
It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."
"Laugh this off, Joy Toilet !" as George Beard pointed a Blisskrieg 2000 at the "Vimpire," which was earlier loaded with videos of people being hit in the face with loaves of bread - deemed funny enough to return the Vimpire back to normal student Jessica.
by dw8177 March 30, 2019