dw8177's definitions

starwanker

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

by dw8177 June 20, 2017

cloud jockey

"Cloud Jockey" is someone who basically has their head in the clouds so often that they are considered experts and veterans of the territory. The term was spoken in, "Return Of The Killer Tomatoes" when referring to the cute and curvy air-headed girl that was made from a genetically altered tomato by the evil scientist, "Dr. Gangrene."

"I'm telling you, she's a real cloud jockey."

by dw8177 May 4, 2018

gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.

"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"

by dw8177 July 30, 2017

bratzgirl

A girl and/or boy that likes to dress up it is the 2000s and also likes Bratz and also dresses up like them.

(Definition + Sentence by my niece).

"I love Bratzgirl fashion."

by dw8177 March 21, 2022

community dolphin

A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.

"It's boring here. Let's go find Nate. He's now the Community Dolphin of Laderville."

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

Bunnybrick

A Bunnybrick is a non-complimentary term you give someone who is massive, muscular, and appears threatening in every way - except that in real life they are actually quite timid, self-conscious, and sometimes act childish. Usually they are hired by other gangsters because they are easy to manipulate, can do strong jobs, and work for little pay or return.

"Are we still on for that bank job tomorrow evening ?"
"Yeah. Mac, our local bunnybrick will take care of the guards."

by dw8177 July 13, 2017

armying

A term used in, "The Warriors" movie from 1979 where a gang goes from one district to another, usually having to fight any of the other gangs they may come across for stepping into their protected territory.

Orphan Gang leader: "Maybe you oughta show me your invitation ?"
Warrior Member: "How do you figure ?"
Orphan Gang leader: "Well, you come armying down here, invading our territory."

by dw8177 October 4, 2021