dw8177's definitions

community dolphin

A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.

"It's boring here. Let's go find Nate. He's now the Community Dolphin of Laderville."

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

starwanker

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

by dw8177 June 20, 2017

love

There are many definitions to love. I suspect this is a pretty new one despite being defined thus over 100-years ago.

That atypical definition from A. Bierce is:

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

"Janice is in love with Scott now."
"Oh my god, I feel so bad for her !"

by dw8177 May 23, 2018

joy toilet

A "Joy Toilet" is a person who sucks the joy out of absolutely anything and everything around them. A bit like a black hole with light really.

It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."

"Laugh this off, Joy Toilet !" as George Beard pointed a Blisskrieg 2000 at the "Vimpire," which was earlier loaded with videos of people being hit in the face with loaves of bread - deemed funny enough to return the Vimpire back to normal student Jessica.

by dw8177 March 29, 2019

cammer

Anyone who is skilled in using a videocamera or regular camera to professionally record an event. Whether it's for a party, a legal function, or just life in general. It's basically short for, "Camera person."

"Are you going to make it to Beth's birthday party ?"
"I sure am. I'm bringing Roger too. He's the best cammer."

by dw8177 August 17, 2021

Bunnybrick

A Bunnybrick is a non-complimentary term you give someone who is massive, muscular, and appears threatening in every way - except that in real life they are actually quite timid, self-conscious, and sometimes act childish. Usually they are hired by other gangsters because they are easy to manipulate, can do strong jobs, and work for little pay or return.

"Are we still on for that bank job tomorrow evening ?"
"Yeah. Mac, our local bunnybrick will take care of the guards."

by dw8177 July 13, 2017

armying

A term used in, "The Warriors" movie from 1979 where a gang goes from one district to another, usually having to fight any of the other gangs they may come across for stepping into their protected territory.

Orphan Gang leader: "Maybe you oughta show me your invitation ?"
Warrior Member: "How do you figure ?"
Orphan Gang leader: "Well, you come armying down here, invading our territory."

by dw8177 October 4, 2021