dw8177's definitions

hdydt

Texting abbreviation for, "How did you do that ?"

"I almost got caught in the boys locker room, but then I made myself invisible."
"HDYDT ?"

by dw8177 May 24, 2017

cadaviar

Cadaviar is just another name for potted or canned meat like meat pâté or deviled ham.
It is a play on words of cadaver (dead body or corpse) and caviar (salt cured fish eggs).

I went to the store to buy some cadaviar for the party.

by dw8177 January 16, 2017

frap

A frap is basically a loud fart. It can happen when someone is trying to quietly fart with others around but is unsuccessful and it is heard quite clearly by them.

"Jeremy totally frapped during homeroom this morning ! Everyone turned to stare right at him."

by dw8177 April 26, 2017

community dolphin

A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.

"It's boring here. Let's go find Nate. He's now the Community Dolphin of Laderville."

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

armying

A term used in, "The Warriors" movie from 1979 where a gang goes from one district to another, usually having to fight any of the other gangs they may come across for stepping into their protected territory.

Orphan Gang leader: "Maybe you oughta show me your invitation ?"
Warrior Member: "How do you figure ?"
Orphan Gang leader: "Well, you come armying down here, invading our territory."

by dw8177 October 4, 2021

jackery

Essentially "jackass" but used in the context for the results left behind of the way someone acts.

This can involve vandalism, pranks, or just generally being an idiot or incompetent to the point of really messing up things around them. Can also mean when someone else gets falsely accused for their inability or ineptitude.

There are always consequences involved and some degree of punishment for these acts as there is always a clear trail of destruction left behind.

"Scott went on a drinking binge last night."

"I know ! You should've seen the jackery he made back at work the next day."

by dw8177 May 23, 2017

gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.

"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"

by dw8177 July 30, 2017