dw8177's definitions

Handgie

Your basic hand job for a man but without a climax. It is just to titillate - or if she's too tired to complete it.

Alice gave me a handgie last evening, I had blue balls all that night.

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

threatposing

I've heard this word a few times now. It means when someone appears threatening but does not actually back it up with feats of strength or bravado. They are threatposing. Posing to be threatening but that's about it.

"I went by Darby's Bar yesterday and there was a bouncer there threatposing at the door."
"Yeah, I know who you mean. That's Gill. Beneath all that toughness he's a real creampuff."

by dw8177 August 16, 2020

yes

Yes is an answer that can be given if the question is one of a limited selection or or a number. For instance let's say there are 3-possible choices for an answer to a question. The person responding can say YES and that means all three of them is the correct answer for them.

It can also mean a number. The question could be how many of something should appear or happen. If the answer is YES then it means to use the absolute maximum number possible. Often greater than a possible range the question may try to limit you to.

Buddy: "Karen, I understand you really like milkshakes. So which is your favorite flavor ? Chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla ?"

Karen: "Yes !"

by dw8177 November 8, 2020

Freehand

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.

I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.

by dw8177 July 7, 2016

jatter

Jatter is the word combination of jab and chatter. It is usually the insulting words you hear when separating two people from fighting and they continue to berate each other. It can also mean when one backs down from fighting and the other continues to incite them by yelling back insults in a clear attempt to goad them into fighting. The third is when one wants to fight the other and does so to entice them with rude insulting words.

"Okay okay, break it up ! We're not going to have a fight in my establishment."
"That's fine with me, I really don't want to fight him."
"Yeah, you would say that you yellow-belly punk-ass teat-sucking momma's boy !"
"Dude, just ignore his Jatter. Walk away. He's only trying to get at you."

by dw8177 December 19, 2020

silky butt

A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.

"I've been going out with Angela for a few weeks now. She has such a silky butt !"

by dw8177 May 23, 2017

hdydt

Texting abbreviation for, "How did you do that ?"

"I almost got caught in the boys locker room, but then I made myself invisible."
"HDYDT ?"

by dw8177 May 24, 2017