dw8177's definitions

love

There are many definitions to love. I suspect this is a pretty new one despite being defined thus over 100-years ago.

That atypical definition from A. Bierce is:

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

"Janice is in love with Scott now."
"Oh my god, I feel so bad for her !"

by dw8177 May 23, 2018

starwanker

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

by dw8177 June 20, 2017

muckover

This is a play on two words. "Muck" and "Makeover." A makeover where everything is slathered on in a great rush.

Basically it is a makeover, but done in such a tremendous hurry or with little regard to finesse because of limited time where the one being made over may not be at all appealing to most, but is just fine for someone desperate for a date or will take anyone of the opposite sex as they are.

"Janice, Horchester is going to be here in an hour for the dance !"
"Oh my god, I look awful, what will I do ?"
"Don't worry, we'll give you a muckover. You'll be fine."

by dw8177 May 23, 2018

cloud jockey

"Cloud Jockey" is someone who basically has their head in the clouds so often that they are considered experts and veterans of the territory. The term was spoken in, "Return Of The Killer Tomatoes" when referring to the cute and curvy air-headed girl that was made from a genetically altered tomato by the evil scientist, "Dr. Gangrene."

"I'm telling you, she's a real cloud jockey."

by dw8177 May 4, 2018

floorcake

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !

"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")

by dw8177 January 22, 2017

speakish

Speakish is where someone has obviously uses a voice-to-text method to write out something that is printed or on the internet because its grammar is incorrect or badly put together using a homophone. Examples are "there" "they're" and "their." "Bear" and "bear." "Brake" and "break." Also "gift" and "gif." Making a real difference in communication quality.

"James, did you see this ad for new cars ? That is totally within my price range !"
"I don't know, Brad. look at the ad. It says, 'Our cars are hot. Get them while there still here.' That's speakish. Not a sign of quality advertising I believe and reflects badly on the company itself."

by dw8177 September 3, 2021

cadaviar

Cadaviar is just another name for potted or canned meat like meat pâté or deviled ham.
It is a play on words of cadaver (dead body or corpse) and caviar (salt cured fish eggs).

I went to the store to buy some cadaviar for the party.

by dw8177 January 16, 2017