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cammer

Anyone who is skilled in using a videocamera or regular camera to professionally record an event. Whether it's for a party, a legal function, or just life in general. It's basically short for, "Camera person."

"Are you going to make it to Beth's birthday party ?"
"I sure am. I'm bringing Roger too. He's the best cammer."

by dw8177 August 17, 2021

floorcake

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !

"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")

by dw8177 January 22, 2017

speakish

Speakish is where someone has obviously uses a voice-to-text method to write out something that is printed or on the internet because its grammar is incorrect or badly put together using a homophone. Examples are "there" "they're" and "their." "Bear" and "bear." "Brake" and "break." Also "gift" and "gif." Making a real difference in communication quality.

"James, did you see this ad for new cars ? That is totally within my price range !"
"I don't know, Brad. look at the ad. It says, 'Our cars are hot. Get them while there still here.' That's speakish. Not a sign of quality advertising I believe and reflects badly on the company itself."

by dw8177 September 3, 2021

carbon

"Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.

"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"

by dw8177 September 6, 2021

andioop

And I oop is a viral phrase from a video by drag queen Jasmine Masters. It has since become stereotyped as a catchphrase of VSCO girls. "Andioop," "And I Oop," or "I oop" can be playfully used to express shock, surprise, or embarrassment.

This phrase was brought to my attention by my very outspoken niece.

"Did you hear ? Rosco got the freehand by Scott. He was hoping he would agree with him. Big let down."
"AndIOop !"

by dw8177 October 17, 2021

smhia

Chat abbreviation. "Shaking my head in agony."

This sort of thing is reserved for when you read or hear about something so incredibly stupid or dangerous, either texted, posted, or chatted, that it physically hurts your head to comprehend. You want to tell them NO or STOP but you know it won't do any good - so this is the best you can tell them.

"And now to break my previous record for the most amount of bubble wrap eaten within 60-seconds !"
SMHIA ...

by dw8177 May 27, 2017

frap

A frap is basically a loud fart. It can happen when someone is trying to quietly fart with others around but is unsuccessful and it is heard quite clearly by them.

"Jeremy totally frapped during homeroom this morning ! Everyone turned to stare right at him."

by dw8177 April 26, 2017