dw8177's definitions

floorcake

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !

"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")

by dw8177 January 22, 2017

dmail

DMAIL is an attempt at creating Email that is deleted upon reading. It is being provided by Google Inc and once an Email has been read, a 2nd attempt to access or read it returns:

“this message has been destroyed and is no longer available.”

DMails are encrypted using a standard 256-bit encryption algorithm. When a user sends a DMail, the body of that email is encrypted locally on the user’s machine.

An encrypted copy of that email is sent to a datastore controlled by DMail. The recipient of the email is sent both the location of that datastore, as well as a key to view the decrypted message.

"I received a DMail from my Father-In-Law. He had a phone number in it and wanted me to call him the moment I got it."

by dw8177 June 25, 2020

yntmo

"yntmo" is an acronym for, "You need to move on." It is something you tell someone when they are trying to get past a difficult part of their life, like the loss of a loved one or pet. It could be something tragic that has happened in their life and they just can't seem to shake the negative feelings of it.

But you need to - to get on with your life: accept the past, deal with the present, and prepare for the future.

"Cassie, why didn't you go to Steve's party last night ? It was awesome !"
"I'm sorry, I just - I can't - I'm still pretty broken up about Marmalade."
"Your cat ? Listen, that wasn't your fault. Not in the least. YNTMO, you know ?

by dw8177 September 6, 2021

Bunnybrick

A Bunnybrick is a non-complimentary term you give someone who is massive, muscular, and appears threatening in every way - except that in real life they are actually quite timid, self-conscious, and sometimes act childish. Usually they are hired by other gangsters because they are easy to manipulate, can do strong jobs, and work for little pay or return.

"Are we still on for that bank job tomorrow evening ?"
"Yeah. Mac, our local bunnybrick will take care of the guards."

by dw8177 July 13, 2017

jackery

Essentially "jackass" but used in the context for the results left behind of the way someone acts.

This can involve vandalism, pranks, or just generally being an idiot or incompetent to the point of really messing up things around them. Can also mean when someone else gets falsely accused for their inability or ineptitude.

There are always consequences involved and some degree of punishment for these acts as there is always a clear trail of destruction left behind.

"Scott went on a drinking binge last night."

"I know ! You should've seen the jackery he made back at work the next day."

by dw8177 May 23, 2017

armying

A term used in, "The Warriors" movie from 1979 where a gang goes from one district to another, usually having to fight any of the other gangs they may come across for stepping into their protected territory.

Orphan Gang leader: "Maybe you oughta show me your invitation ?"
Warrior Member: "How do you figure ?"
Orphan Gang leader: "Well, you come armying down here, invading our territory."

by dw8177 October 4, 2021

community dolphin

A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.

"It's boring here. Let's go find Nate. He's now the Community Dolphin of Laderville."

by dw8177 May 22, 2016