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Freehand

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.
I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.
by dw8177 July 7, 2016
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jatter

Jatter is the word combination of jab and chatter. It is usually the insulting words you hear when separating two people from fighting and they continue to berate each other. It can also mean when one backs down from fighting and the other continues to incite them by yelling back insults in a clear attempt to goad them into fighting. The third is when one wants to fight the other and does so to entice them with rude insulting words.
"Okay okay, break it up ! We're not going to have a fight in my establishment."
"That's fine with me, I really don't want to fight him."
"Yeah, you would say that you yellow-belly punk-ass teat-sucking momma's boy !"
"Dude, just ignore his Jatter. Walk away. He's only trying to get at you."
by dw8177 December 19, 2020
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carbon

"Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.
"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"
by dw8177 September 6, 2021
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speakish

Speakish is where someone has obviously uses a voice-to-text method to write out something that is printed or on the internet because its grammar is incorrect or badly put together using a homophone. Examples are "there" "they're" and "their." "Bear" and "bear." "Brake" and "break." Also "gift" and "gif." Making a real difference in communication quality.
"James, did you see this ad for new cars ? That is totally within my price range !"
"I don't know, Brad. look at the ad. It says, 'Our cars are hot. Get them while there still here.' That's speakish. Not a sign of quality advertising I believe and reflects badly on the company itself."
by dw8177 September 3, 2021
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floorcake

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
by dw8177 January 22, 2017
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armying

A term used in, "The Warriors" movie from 1979 where a gang goes from one district to another, usually having to fight any of the other gangs they may come across for stepping into their protected territory.
Orphan Gang leader: "Maybe you oughta show me your invitation ?"
Warrior Member: "How do you figure ?"
Orphan Gang leader: "Well, you come armying down here, invading our territory."
by dw8177 October 4, 2021
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jackery

Essentially "jackass" but used in the context for the results left behind of the way someone acts.

This can involve vandalism, pranks, or just generally being an idiot or incompetent to the point of really messing up things around them. Can also mean when someone else gets falsely accused for their inability or ineptitude.

There are always consequences involved and some degree of punishment for these acts as there is always a clear trail of destruction left behind.
"Scott went on a drinking binge last night."

"I know ! You should've seen the jackery he made back at work the next day."
by dw8177 May 23, 2017
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