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love

There are many definitions to love. I suspect this is a pretty new one despite being defined thus over 100-years ago.

That atypical definition from A. Bierce is:

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
"Janice is in love with Scott now."
"Oh my god, I feel so bad for her !"
by dw8177 May 23, 2018
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starwanker

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.
"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."
by dw8177 June 20, 2017
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muckover

This is a play on two words. "Muck" and "Makeover." A makeover where everything is slathered on in a great rush.

Basically it is a makeover, but done in such a tremendous hurry or with little regard to finesse because of limited time where the one being made over may not be at all appealing to most, but is just fine for someone desperate for a date or will take anyone of the opposite sex as they are.
"Janice, Horchester is going to be here in an hour for the dance !"
"Oh my god, I look awful, what will I do ?"
"Don't worry, we'll give you a muckover. You'll be fine."
by dw8177 May 23, 2018
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worsty

Worsty is someone that is super-mean and is not your best friend. The opposite of "besty" or "bestie."
"Akalee is my worsty ! Have you ever noticed when she arrives she beelines right to me and makes me miserable."
by dw8177 March 27, 2022
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prevert

When someone gets all excited and acts like a horny pervert previous to anything really happening.
God Jason, I'm just taking off my scarf, do you have to be such a prevert all the time !?
by dw8177 July 7, 2016
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silky butt

A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.
"I've been going out with Angela for a few weeks now. She has such a silky butt !"
by dw8177 May 23, 2017
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Freehand

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.
I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.
by dw8177 July 7, 2016
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