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turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.
"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."
by dw8177 February 3, 2018
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gleep

A Gleep is the name for a person who basically doesn't want to do things the "easy" way. They are feisty and giving trouble. They don't knuckle under pressure nor give in to paying a "protection" fee for either themselves or their business and go so far as to "spit in someone's eye" to show they won't be bullied by gang members.

Because of this, they aren't long for this world and are often killed by someone in that gang, usually to leave a message to the other merchants, "pay or else ..."
Dialogue from Twilight Zone, "Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room."

"So tomorrow morning, they find the old gleep sprawled across his bar. And then all the rest of them swing in line."
by dw8177 May 31, 2018
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gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
by dw8177 July 30, 2017
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bratzgirl

A girl and/or boy that likes to dress up it is the 2000s and also likes Bratz and also dresses up like them.

(Definition + Sentence by my niece).
"I love Bratzgirl fashion."
by dw8177 March 21, 2022
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sluth

A sluth is two words combined. Slut and sloth. It generally means a visually attractive yet highly unclean prostitute, as in, she is so lazy, she never bathes or cleans herself. She is thought to be carrying multiple venereal diseases, to be on crack cocaine, and her home is believed to be so trashy with filthy garbage that roaches and flies are everywhere.
"Jack, I went to club Mixer last night. Do you know that girl on the dance floor with the silver 2-toned belt ?"
"Orange dyed hair ? Yeah. You don't want to mess with her. I heard from others that she's a real sluth."
by dw8177 June 19, 2017
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speakish

Speakish is where someone has obviously uses a voice-to-text method to write out something that is printed or on the internet because its grammar is incorrect or badly put together using a homophone. Examples are "there" "they're" and "their." "Bear" and "bear." "Brake" and "break." Also "gift" and "gif." Making a real difference in communication quality.
"James, did you see this ad for new cars ? That is totally within my price range !"
"I don't know, Brad. look at the ad. It says, 'Our cars are hot. Get them while there still here.' That's speakish. Not a sign of quality advertising I believe and reflects badly on the company itself."
by dw8177 September 3, 2021
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carbon

"Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.
"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"
by dw8177 September 6, 2021
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