64 definitions by dw8177
Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
by dw8177 January 23, 2017
A Mommynatrix is just as it sounds. It's a dominating woman that treats adult men and women lovers as their own little children, and does so in a sexually humiliating way, usually involving pain and embarrassment.
"Wow. Cathy has really become a Mommynatrix since she married Greg. He tells me how she treats him and it's crazy to say the least."
by dw8177 February 20, 2017
"yntmo" is an acronym for, "You need to move on." It is something you tell someone when they are trying to get past a difficult part of their life, like the loss of a loved one or pet. It could be something tragic that has happened in their life and they just can't seem to shake the negative feelings of it.
But you need to - to get on with your life: accept the past, deal with the present, and prepare for the future.
But you need to - to get on with your life: accept the past, deal with the present, and prepare for the future.
"Cassie, why didn't you go to Steve's party last night ? It was awesome !"
"I'm sorry, I just - I can't - I'm still pretty broken up about Marmalade."
"Your cat ? Listen, that wasn't your fault. Not in the least. YNTMO, you know ?
"I'm sorry, I just - I can't - I'm still pretty broken up about Marmalade."
"Your cat ? Listen, that wasn't your fault. Not in the least. YNTMO, you know ?
by dw8177 September 6, 2021
There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
by dw8177 July 31, 2017
A meanja is a name you give to someone if they are practiced, to an expert level, of insulting others and making them feel bad about themselves - entirely through a choice selection of words alone.
"I can't believe what she said about my nose flute ability ! I've been practicing for years !"
"Hey, don't dwell on it. Clearly she was a meanja."
"Hey, don't dwell on it. Clearly she was a meanja."
by dw8177 November 12, 2017
"Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.
"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"
by dw8177 September 7, 2021
From the movie, "Sweeney Todd" with Johnny Depp.
Pirelli sings during shaving, "Now signorini, signori, we mix the lather. But first you gather around, signorini, signori."
Pirelli sings during shaving, "Now signorini, signori, we mix the lather. But first you gather around, signorini, signori."
by dw8177 October 25, 2018