dmail

DMAIL is an attempt at creating Email that is deleted upon reading. It is being provided by Google Inc and once an Email has been read, a 2nd attempt to access or read it returns:

“this message has been destroyed and is no longer available.”

DMails are encrypted using a standard 256-bit encryption algorithm. When a user sends a DMail, the body of that email is encrypted locally on the user’s machine.

An encrypted copy of that email is sent to a datastore controlled by DMail. The recipient of the email is sent both the location of that datastore, as well as a key to view the decrypted message.
"I received a DMail from my Father-In-Law. He had a phone number in it and wanted me to call him the moment I got it."
by dw8177 June 25, 2020
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wank room

Wank Room. A sometimes secret place where a man (or woman) can masturbate in comfort and privacy.
Have you seen Jeffrey recently ?

No, I'll bet he's in his wank room, back of his closet with his porn clippings.
by dw8177 November 28, 2016
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frap

A frap is basically a loud fart. It can happen when someone is trying to quietly fart with others around but is unsuccessful and it is heard quite clearly by them.
"Jeremy totally frapped during homeroom this morning ! Everyone turned to stare right at him."
by dw8177 April 26, 2017
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trumpire

This is a play on the word, "umpire." And like in a ball game, they call all the shots.

In this case, it refers to someone who has been suckered in by the slick talks and promises President Trump has made and backs and supports his ideas to the point they basically won't shut up about all the good he is presumably going to do - and they preach this to those who did NOT vote for him - clearly ostracizing those around them.
"Did you see the last weekly presidential address ? Trump said he's going to repeal Obamacare and provide his own health care coverage for us ! Isn't that awesome ?"

"Stop being a trumpire. The man is evil and he's going to run this country into the ground."
by dw8177 March 09, 2017
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floorcake

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
by dw8177 January 23, 2017
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mommynatrix

A Mommynatrix is just as it sounds. It's a dominating woman that treats adult men and women lovers as their own little children, and does so in a sexually humiliating way, usually involving pain and embarrassment.
"Wow. Cathy has really become a Mommynatrix since she married Greg. He tells me how she treats him and it's crazy to say the least."
by dw8177 February 20, 2017
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gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
by dw8177 July 31, 2017
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