dw8177's definitions

predult

Predult is a smaller word for, "Prior to being an adult."

It is normally used in an insulting term to show someone who is 18 or over and is not acting their age by being interested in childish toys or ideas, and that instead of acting like an adult, they are acting more like a teenager, tween, or even a child.

(At a party) "Hey look ! They've got boxes of LEGOs in this one room !"

(responding) "That's for their kids. Stop being such a predult and get yourself a beer already."

by dw8177 March 9, 2017

green memory

Of or pertaining to strong carnal desires sexually. Having unprotected sex with a stranger or new person because of overriding desire of lust and arousal.

Green memory.
"For the one year I knew Rwanda, we shared many green memories."

by dw8177 May 17, 2016

community dolphin

A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.

"It's boring here. Let's go find Nate. He's now the Community Dolphin of Laderville."

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

Handgie

Your basic hand job for a man but without a climax. It is just to titillate - or if she's too tired to complete it.

Alice gave me a handgie last evening, I had blue balls all that night.

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018

cloud jockey

"Cloud Jockey" is someone who basically has their head in the clouds so often that they are considered experts and veterans of the territory. The term was spoken in, "Return Of The Killer Tomatoes" when referring to the cute and curvy air-headed girl that was made from a genetically altered tomato by the evil scientist, "Dr. Gangrene."

"I'm telling you, she's a real cloud jockey."

by dw8177 May 4, 2018

Gongler

A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.

"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."

by dw8177 February 16, 2018