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Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
by dw8177 January 22, 2017
Get the floorcakemug. "Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.
"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"
by dw8177 September 6, 2021
Get the carbonmug. Speakish is where someone has obviously uses a voice-to-text method to write out something that is printed or on the internet because its grammar is incorrect or badly put together using a homophone. Examples are "there" "they're" and "their." "Bear" and "bear." "Brake" and "break." Also "gift" and "gif." Making a real difference in communication quality.
"James, did you see this ad for new cars ? That is totally within my price range !"
"I don't know, Brad. look at the ad. It says, 'Our cars are hot. Get them while there still here.' That's speakish. Not a sign of quality advertising I believe and reflects badly on the company itself."
"I don't know, Brad. look at the ad. It says, 'Our cars are hot. Get them while there still here.' That's speakish. Not a sign of quality advertising I believe and reflects badly on the company itself."
by dw8177 September 3, 2021
Get the speakishmug. Chat abbreviation. "Shaking my head in agony."
This sort of thing is reserved for when you read or hear about something so incredibly stupid or dangerous, either texted, posted, or chatted, that it physically hurts your head to comprehend. You want to tell them NO or STOP but you know it won't do any good - so this is the best you can tell them.
This sort of thing is reserved for when you read or hear about something so incredibly stupid or dangerous, either texted, posted, or chatted, that it physically hurts your head to comprehend. You want to tell them NO or STOP but you know it won't do any good - so this is the best you can tell them.
"And now to break my previous record for the most amount of bubble wrap eaten within 60-seconds !"
SMHIA ...
SMHIA ...
by dw8177 May 27, 2017
Get the smhiamug. by dw8177 May 24, 2017
Get the hdydtmug. A term coined in 2009 by Joanna Rutkowska, a computer security researcher, which describes a computer system or laptop's security is compromised because the attacker is a physical one and one that has access to the actual hardware in question.
The target is usually a laptop computer or cellphone that is left inside a hotel room and easily available to a maid or someone who poses as a maid to come and clean the room.
They use a USB plug or even something less conspicuous to get a copy of the system's password or to introduce keyloggers and other such identity theft viruses.
The target is usually a laptop computer or cellphone that is left inside a hotel room and easily available to a maid or someone who poses as a maid to come and clean the room.
They use a USB plug or even something less conspicuous to get a copy of the system's password or to introduce keyloggers and other such identity theft viruses.
Jackson, the CEO of our company claims the loss of shareholder investments was the cause of an Evil Maid Attack when he went on vacation with his family these last few weeks.
by dw8177 September 28, 2020
Get the evil maid attackmug. A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.
by dw8177 May 23, 2017
Get the silky buttmug.