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um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?
by Ali December 9, 2004
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stampfler

A jew broad who resides in Bancroft hall
Stop being such a stampfler and loan me some cash
by Ali February 18, 2004
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crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.
Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.
by Ali May 26, 2004
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afhgan

by ali April 29, 2003
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PiddleDo

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.
by Ali April 1, 2005
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yaser

the guy who his mama will beat if he's caught with a gurl
yaser where have you been..i saw you with that girl..your grounded for 2 month and no playing with yourself!
by ali August 29, 2003
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what you say to someone when you really don't ever wanna see them again because you aren't interested in them
Liz: I had fun, we should do this again sometime.

TRANSLATION: You bored the shit out of me and I'm not interested whatsoever! Never call me again.
by Ali April 21, 2004
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