ali's definitions

DFU

acronym - dumb fucking user

I dreaded visiting the F corridor, as it is a haven for DFUs

by ali December 30, 2003

any

getting some.

Did you get any from Sara last night?

by Ali November 2, 2003

pff

a term used to say i dont care or fuk that shit

"pff yea rite like im gunna do that homework"

by ali April 7, 2004

um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

by Ali December 9, 2004

crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004

stampfler

A jew broad who resides in Bancroft hall

Stop being such a stampfler and loan me some cash

by Ali February 18, 2004

I'm game

I'm game- I'm cool with that, that's fine, let's do it

-Hey you wanna go shoot some pool?
-Yea, I'm game

by Ali April 28, 2004