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Unearth

Unearth are a brutally heavy Metalcore band who, despite their agressive double bass drum assaults and screaming vocals, have a superb sense of melody - that underpins most of their tracks. I heard of them when they released their album 'The Oncoming Storm' and they are a seriously kick ass band!!
-Unearth Fucking rules, man
-True dude, they need to haul their asses over to England a bit more often tho
by Ali February 1, 2005
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beeatch

"wash them dishes beeatch"
by ali August 10, 2003
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rangerboard

noun - a haven for the intellectually and morally deprived.
As I scoured the depths of the rangerboard, I begged for God to send me to Hell.
by ali December 30, 2003
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Shadows Fall

The world's greatest ever band with no exception!
'The Mystery Of One Spirit' is probably the greatest song that will ever grace our universe.
by Ali October 25, 2004
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Fucker

1. Someone who screws another object or person.
2. A bad person.
1. That fucker slept with Donna last night.
2. That waiter is such a fucker, he spilled water all over me.
by Ali March 17, 2004
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Stewie Griffon

spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh

youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.

(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by Ali August 21, 2004
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