Rather than having separate sawdusty-dry magazines/newspapers and perioddicals, why not just mix in a bit of both types of news into one publication, so dat readers can feel moderately interested in said publication's content during da whole process of reading it from cover to cover?
by QuacksO August 11, 2021
While poking around the abandoned Wheelwell Motel that's perched high in the hills, Lightning McQueen asks Sally Carrera if she fell in love with a "Heartbeat Of America" muscle-car; she scoffingly replies that it wasn't another four-wheeler than captured her cylinder-chambers, but rather just the whole lovely peaceful earthtones-hued Radiator Springs area spread out below them. I am sure there was at least one vetteranarian living in "our town", though, since so many antique cars were present there.
by QuacksO January 08, 2020
Stands for "pleasant physical contact", such as when one or more blinky-eyed cuties obligingly slap yer hand wif their own soft warm palms as you walk by them, or when an attention-seeking toddler smilingly raises his/her arms to you in a "please pick me up for snuggles" gesture, and so you cradle him on your lap and savoringly share a few moments of contented cooing closeness before said pint-size jumps back down and happily patters off to play again.
Playing "pinkie-tips" (i.e., lightly pressing da pad of your little finger against that of your friend on your way past him) can be a good alternative to a high-five on a hot day --- you and your friend still get to enjoy a little P.P.C. without getting too "close 'n' personal" when your hands are all damp 'n' disgusting.
by QuacksO February 02, 2020
Da "don't waste your lungs-exercising" reply dat an "unconvinced" individual says to a Bible-thumping "born-aginner" when declining his offer to join him in his supposedly-enlightened-and-favored status.
I tried establishment religion for a while, but in da end I really experienced nothing but false guilt, misery, and heartache --- I should have just said "savior breath" to dat pushy-Pentecostal preacher who pulled over and interrupted me while I was merely out for a walk along da road!
by QuacksO April 19, 2025
The overall study of alcoholic beverages, and of how many servings of each type of drink it takes to make the average person "bibulous".
If Ethan Couch had been made to study a bibulography as part of his probation on his first alcohol-related offense, his subsequent ghastly manslaughter-tragedy might never have happened.
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
If you feel like you have a gobbligation to consume an edible at breakneck speed (like at a pie-eating contest), you'd risk developing such a tummy-ache afterwards dat you'd make agonized noises dat might indeed resemble how a large bulky wattle-sporting bird sounds off.
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
"I'll be BACK."
I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".
by QuacksO May 04, 2022