QuacksO's definitions
A tongue-in-cheek query that someone asks his buddy when they are engaged in a horridly-boring and/or disagreeable task. Intended to lighten the mood and sympathize with your co-worker about the less-than-pleasant job/situation.
Dude, helping his buddy to sweep up piles of scattered wood-shavings in a warehouse they're tidying up: "Are we having fun yet?"
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
Get the Are we having fun yet?mug. A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.
Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
Get the What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!mug. Da two things dat I most enjoy --- staying at a swank hotel and munching round seven-hole-perforated crackerz. :P
I prefer "living cheap and healthy", and so spending huge sums for luxury-suite lodgings and chowing down on white-flour wafers are most-definitely NOT my "favoritz" as far as relaxational/recreational activities --- I'd much rather just be quietly camping out in da wild and chomping apples, carrots, and celery!
by QuacksO March 4, 2025
Get the favoritzmug. A "secret code" phrase to mean that --- while you are not of alternative orientation yourself --- you are at least "neutral and tolerant" in your views/feelings regarding other-than-straight individuals, and so anyone within earshot knows that he can feel comfy and secure around you, no matter what type of human he identifies himself as.
Jerry Dean Michael (a.k.a., "Elizabeth Carmichael", the infamous proponent of the equally-infamous "Dale" automobile) might have been able to label himself as a "friend of Dorothy" back in the beginning, but after he swindled so many people out of their life savings in their eager bids to acquire one of his non-existent fuel-miser automobiles, he could probably only have claimed to be an "acquaintance of Dorothy", since neither the Kansas girl or anyone else would likely have wanted to be HIS "friend" anymore!
by QuacksO February 18, 2022
Get the acquaintance of Dorothymug. Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
Get the Uncle Arcticmug. If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???
by QuacksO May 23, 2021
Get the Kojak LoJackmug. Semi-soft candy dat makes you so hyper dat you grab a pair of bongos and go gallivanting around town banging out a noisy cadence and hollering about how great da Republican party is.
I believe in democracy and I tend to be loud and frenetic enough as it is, so I think I'll steer clear of consuming any drumgops.
by QuacksO November 9, 2025
Get the drumgopmug.