At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

infallowble

Refers to crop land dat cannot be easily made barren.

In da classic "McBroom" tales, Papa Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" is apparently infallowble, since crops seem to grow prolifically in its soil with little or now fertilizing, watering, or other maintenance-attention.

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

lesbianage

Da covert spying or other sneaky/illegal actions performed either by or regarding a "real girl".

While it's often said dat "real girls kiss other girls", you might wanna watch out if a chick moves in on you uninvited for some copious "lip-service" --- she might just be engaged in lesbianage.

by QuacksO July 28, 2023

You're not aloane

What you sympathetically tell someone who's wrestling with one or more "typical" or "oft-experienced" conundrums involving borrowed money/objects.

If someone needs to be told, "You're not aloane", this often indicates that he has not followed Shakespeare's famous "neither a borrower nor a lender be" proverb.

by QuacksO November 20, 2021

hireoglyphics

What da absurdly-complex questions on a job-application form might as well be for any ordinary person to "decipher".

I've occasionally been derisively upbraided about my inherent difficulty in obtaining employment ("You don't even know how to fill out a job application!"), yet whenever I snortingly retort, "Okay, well, if YOU'RE so smart and capable" and then ask said criticizing/ridiculing individuals to assist me with said writing task, they themselves are often unable to figger out da hireoglyphics on da forms, either!

by QuacksO April 09, 2022

respawnsibility

What teenagers should have regarding reproductive activity.

"Conceivably" --- pun not intended --- adolescents should practice prudent respawnsibility, but given their raging hormones and perpetual horniness, they often are found to be just copiously splashing their eggs and sperm all over da place!

by QuacksO July 23, 2025

Sir Galahadn't

What da always-a-virgin knight really should have been called.

As he'd sworn off of any romantic relationships, Sir Galahadn't must have been really struggling with his emotions whenever he rescued a damsel in distress.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025