QuacksO's definitions

encryptid

Written in code so dat only tabloid-creatures can read it.

If yer penmanship sux, just tell yer teacher dat yer handwriting is encryptid.

by QuacksO July 31, 2024

conchubrine

A seashell that you secretly retain "on the side" to listen to the "sound of the salty surf" by holding the shell up to your ear during periods when you are unable to actually visit the seashore in person.

With the innumerable multitudes of bathers who visit the seashore, I don't think that Lady Ocean will be heartbroken or even actually notice my absence if I occasionally stay home with my conchubrine instead of loyally strolling her sandy shores each and every day.

by QuacksO May 19, 2018

promisecuous

Denotes the status of frequently making an verbal commitment to spread your legs as "collateral" for a favor that someone else does for you, such as loaning you money, giving you a ride, performing manual labor for you, etc.

Agreeing to help a promisecuous lady may be all well and good, but one should consider how likely it is that said chick will actually keep her word when the time comes for her to "deliver the goods".

by QuacksO November 28, 2018

apologetic guffaw

Refers to where someone noisily pretends to regret an action --- such as turning off a light, splashing water, etc. --- which caused someone else momentary shock and/or outrage, when in reality said prankster was completely intentional in performing said minor atrocity, and has gotten a huge giggle out of the hilarious-to-him distressed reaction of his "victim"!

Dude #1: flips the ceiling-light off in an otherwise-darkened garage where he is fully aware that his buddy is working
Dude #2: indignantly: Yo!!
Dude #1 in a classic "apologetic guffaw" tone "Huh-hoh --- saww-rreee" gives a big grin as he flips the switch back on again.

by QuacksO December 5, 2020

dynamight

A measure of how powerful yer blasting-sticks are.

Da word "dynamight" could also be a sarcastic term fer questionably-reliable explosives, in dat it's merely possible dat anything will actually go off.

by QuacksO August 2, 2025

soda-licious

Refers to how good a carbonated-beverage-based comestible tastes.

Dat lemon-lime-pineapple smoothie dat da dude behind da refreshments-counter whipped up for me was soda-licious!

by QuacksO January 14, 2023

sircharge

An extra "X-chromosome-possessor" fee dat a dude hasta shell out in certain situations, such as if he wants to accompany a chick into an enclosed dwelling or other non-public locale, and so da services of an employed chaperone would be needed.

Some guys would protest dat a sircharge is illegal gender-discrimination, but if he wants to participate in activities hosted by ultra-conservative-and-proper folks, he would need to play by their rules.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023