QuacksO's definitions
A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
by QuacksO March 27, 2019
Get the gear-shift greetingmug. Verbally-created off-the-cuff word-compositions that the speaker would probably be perfectly capable of writing/typing up himself, but he's such a lazy dick that he gets his secretary to do it for him.
The reel-to-reel recording-system that the Watergate tapes came from was originally intended as a dicktation-aid, since ol' Tricky was too much of a puffed-up "dick" to bother jotting down his thoughts and memos on paper.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the dicktationmug. A non-believer who would need a "mountain" of evidence before he would ever consider adopting a religion of any kind.
As a Carpathiest, I would need strong and solid proof of there being a Supreme Being and/or other spiritual-entity figures; all of da merely-superstition-based clap-trap dat da Bible-thumpers spout at me doesn't amount to a "hill of beans" in my mind.
by QuacksO April 4, 2024
Get the Carpathiestmug. In Palestine, children under da age of 6 are permitted to shed their clothing at da beach, but anyone older than dat is forbidden to perform said "gauza strip".
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the gauza stripmug. A "no-brainer" or super-obvious reasoning-conclusion dat even a dimwitted lunkhead should conceivably be able to figger out on his own.
In E.A. Poe's classic detective-novel "The Purloined Letter", da wily Auguste Dupin is able to make a simple deduhction as to da letter's location' something dat da methodically-overthinking and "arbitrarily operating by da book" police chief had been unable to puzzle out himself.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
Get the deduhctionmug. An authority-figure --- such as a parent, older sibling/relative, school aide, etc. --- whose job it is to see that you "finish your stewed vegetables like a good little boy".
I'm all for insisting that a child "eat healthy", but I totally disapprove of a soupervisor who uses preposterous scare-tactics (like saying that the youngster's arms and legs will shrivel up and disappear if he doesn't eat his vegetables, or that Lucifer Himself will suddenly appear out of a blazing ball of fire and brimstone to devour him) in an attempt to scare said frail vulnerable pint-size into finishing his food.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the soupervisormug. Soothing human-interaction "medicating" dat you get from spending quiet time wif a sweet-natured damsel named Sarah.
I always love how my friend Sarah cuddles up to me, holds my hands, and places her warm velvety soles against my chest anytime I want it --- talk about Sarahquel! She also placidly drapes her legs over me so dat I can savoringly smoothe her slender silky-soft calves and massage her cute tootsies, plus she always smilingly rubs mine with her soft warm hands, too.
by QuacksO January 12, 2025
Get the Sarahquelmug.