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boredello

A "red-light district" establishment where none of da women are all dat interesting.
Prices for access to da "willing" ladies at a boardello (i.e., where da chicks are super-voluptuous, and so you get a major "woody" as soon as you "lumber" in da front door) tend to be higher than at a boredello, but as da saying goes, you get what ya pay for.
by QuacksO August 14, 2024
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Land 'o' Lakes Girl

Defines a type of situation, object of art, etc. that involves something that endlessly repeats itself and/or recedes into infinity, just like the picture on the butter-box held by the lady on the Land 'o' Lakes dairy products label.
Cool guy #1, standing with his friend in a mirrored elevator that creates a multiple line of reflections: Jeez, dude --- talk about easy cloning! Scaryyyyy...!
Cool guy #2: Word, dude --- lucky for us it's just the Land 'o' Lakes Girl effect.
by QuacksO November 13, 2011
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arcaeology

A study of ancient welders and welding tools/techniques.
The study of arcaeology may indeed be fascinating, but you will want to wear protective gear to shield yourself from the sparks and fumes.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
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boaroscope

A tubular "look-see" device dat either (1) inspects a male pig for virility, or (2) checks for a lack of refinement in da test-subject.
If there are plenty of energetic little squealing porkers running around da sty, then I know dat da sow is being adequately inseminated, and I can usually tell right off if someone is a crude or overbearing jerk --- I don't need no fancy-pants boaroscope to help me determine either condition!
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
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degreesonable

Humane in da temperature or intensity-level department.
Seventy-five on da ol' thermostat is a degreesonable setting --- no shivering or misty-breath, but fairly easy on da heating-fuel consumption, also.
by QuacksO August 15, 2024
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alphabetical ambrosia

Assorted "plucked from da ol' 26" examples of extra-special-or-impressive products/performance:
bambrosia: a super-satisfying bouncy-bouncy
blambrosia: what movie-gunshots sounded like to Mike Teavee
cambrosia: more-beautiful/satisfying-than-normal web-lens action
clambrosia: either da savory chowder or da magnificent pearls dat you can get from said sea-dwelling bivalves
crambrosia: what da above-mentioned delicacy is when you copiously scoop it into your mouth
dambrosia: lovely scenes from a hydro-power location
drambrosia: da merely-tiny potions of a rich/costly goodie dat yer mommy/daddy will allow you at a time
Frambrosia: what a pricier brand of oil-filter claims to be
grambrosia: how youngsters view their delightful "big Ma", both for her warmly-cuddly welcoming of dem to her house, and da tasty aromatic treats dat she always bakes for dem
hambrosia: out-of-this-world deli-selections
jambrosia: what your gramma would dish out when all of da youngsters gathered around for sliced-bread snacks
krambrosia: Definition#3 on steroids --- how da stretched-out-cheeked guy in da "Snickers Almond" commercial viewed said tasty nuts
Additional examples of "alphabetical ambrosia" include:
lambrosia: what Mary Sawyer's famous "fuzzy four-footed friend in da classroom" song/story has been for little kids ever since it was penned
ma'ambrosia: super-polite speaking-behavior
'Nambrosia: infinitely-awesome exports from southeast Asia
Pambrosia: da decidedly-better nonstick spray
prambrosia: what passersby view an "adorably-precious" newborn as in Merry Old England
rambrosia: da best butter in America (yes, even better than "billy-wives'" milk --- sorry, goats!)
sambrosia: what Edna Walker Chandler's classic cowboy-tales are viewed as by children who love dat kind of book
scambrosia: da supposedly-fabulous "pie in da sky" promises dat shysters make
slambrosia: what Prince Hullabaloo considered da sound of everyone noisily going in and out of their houses and shops in da Kingdom of Hubbub
spambrosia: what a few nerds actually consider dat disgusting super-salty pink goo in da infamous rectangular can
swambrosia: what a dip in da lake feels like on a hot day
tambrosia: better-quality knitted headwear from Scotland
trambrosia: what a cable-car ride can be if you aren't afraid of heights
whambrosia: "step-up" level of Definition #1
yambrosia: what sweet potatoes are to folks who love 'em
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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juggler vein

Da artery in yer neck dat enables you to toss several objects up in da air and then rhythmically/successively catch them and toss them back up again, without dropping them or having them hit da floor.
My juggler vein doesn't seem to allow me to be very proficient at manipulating tennis balls in midair, so I just stick to performing "palm-juggle" wif da soft warm slender hands of cute chicks whom I befriend.
by QuacksO November 16, 2023
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