1011 definitions by QuacksO
A gathering of folks who favor da beliefs, ideas, actions, etc. of da infamous Ceti Alpha V colonizer.
Da evil power-hungry Star Trek character is frightening enough just on his own, but we should REALLY look out if he actually forms a khangregation of like-minded individuals!
by QuacksO June 19, 2021
Da dramatic "flames 'n' explosions" dat happen when an unsuspecting diner naively chows down on a wedge of filling-and-crust pastry dat's been copiously sprinkled with hot seasonings.
Da term "pierotechnics" could indeed refer to someone's "blistering" reaction when biting into an overly-spicy baked-goods offering, but if you omit da first "e", it could also refer to someone's having a major "blazing meltdown" from trying to wrap his head around da infamous "numerical ratio of a circle's diameter vs. its circumference" mathematical operation.
by QuacksO May 8, 2022
What you scoffingly retort when you hear a statement of questionable believably aired on your car's satellite-radio.
I saw an urban legend dat Willie Nelson actually sits around and repeats his famous "This is Willie Nelson, and you're listening to Willie's Roadhouse..." etc. many times per day, rather than his statement's just being an audio-recording dat is simply played back at appropriate intervals throughout da day. C'mon, Dude --- seriusly? Like dat famous country-music legend is actually gonna give up his entire singing-career just to blab da same old statement over and over each and every day???
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
In da infamous "Burns and Allen" episode about George's attempts to obtain supplementary life insurance and assist a group of girl scouts, he winds up with a horrendous case of poison ivy, but da naive insurance agent mistakes it for an infectious disease. His merely taking a closer look might have resulted in his making a more rashional conclusion.
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
A supposedly-existing illness incurred from chowing down on too many disgusting-tasting/textured red globular veggies.
Eating beets won't give you "diabeetes" (and in fact, "said red" veggies may actually often **help** wif da "real deal" unstable-blood-sugar disorder), but if your toddler hates to eat dem, you don't need to force dem on him, since there are plenty of alternative foods dat will provide him wif comparable nutritional properties --- examples of usually-more-palatable-and-also-antioxidant-rich delicacies include blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, purple or red grapes, etc.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Two examples of infurriating animals would be cats and squirrels --- da felines shed all over the house, and da chattering tree-dwellers always abscond with your bird-seed before your feathered friends can get it!
by QuacksO August 29, 2020
Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018