I don't know how all the other church-singers can stand to rest their butts for so long on those "God-awful" lacquered-oak pew-benches without complaining --- I get a major case of hymnorrhoids inside five minutes!!
by QuacksO January 27, 2019
Da total "flood" of boos and hisses dat politicians and other bu**s**t-spouting public speakers encounter on an almost daily basis.
A majority of da public is thoroughly weary and doubtful of da statements made by any and all government figures, so you might still get at least some jeerrigation even if you are indeed trying to tell da truth and honestly working to improve current issues.
by QuacksO February 12, 2025
To either pretend to be a minister ("parson"), or to do such a lousy-ass job of it that people actually think you're not a real preacher.
That dude at the pulpit today was soooo far off on his quotings from Scripture --- almost seemed like one of those imparsonaters!
by QuacksO August 07, 2018
I appreciate "the three B's" of feminine desirability as much as the next dude, but there's really not all that much going for those attributes if the chick doesn't also have a nice personality --- a kind heart is what I look for most in a lady.
by QuacksO August 05, 2018
The carbonated beverage of choice for Chrysler owners, especially those who favor semi-vintage vehicles produced during Lee's period as "top dog", comprising the late 70's through the early 90's.
Good ol' L.I. is really gettin' up in years now... I wonder if they'll keep bottling the tasty Iacocca Cola after he finally passes (think, the "fighting nun" toy fitted with Margaret Thatcher's doll-head that came out after she got ousted as P.M.; they stopped making the dolls since Maggie was no longer politically-popular, and created the fighting nun toy merely to utilize the untold thousands of doll-heads that they'd made in her likeness).
by QuacksO August 25, 2017
Refers to the frequent-purchasing-of-new-pedal-power "endless loop" that a majority of Americans are in, rather than properly caring for and repairing the old two-wheelers that they already own.
Schwinns and Huffys used to be made of better metal than the crumble into-rust-in-just-a-month-or-two crap they sell today, so it's no wonder that so many people are in a hopeless buycycle.
by QuacksO May 26, 2019
Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.
by QuacksO February 25, 2022