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Refers to when you were able to partake of a Winston or Marlboro at da very last moment before you "cracked" emotionally, passed out, etc.
I avoid tobacco or any other addictive chemicals, so hopefully I should never have any "just in the nicotime" incidents, such as having to remain in a no-smoking area for a longer period than a "hooked" individual would normally go between cigarettes.
by QuacksO July 4, 2023
Get the just in the nicotime mug.I don't usually have much confidence in fortune-tellers, especially when they claim to have promonitions about local corporate ladder-climbers.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
Get the promonition mug.Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".
A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.
by QuacksO September 16, 2014
Get the Klondike bar floozie mug."You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage mug.Judging by how much of a ruckus he kicked up about it, Ethan Couch's super-indulgent father apparently considered da school's merely insisting dat his "little prince" behave in a socially-responsible manner to be a real calamourty, actually offering to buy da entire school just so dat it could be run da way dat HE and his spoiled-rotten-with-feelings-of-false-entitlement son wanted. :P
by QuacksO February 12, 2023
Get the calamourty mug.The act of "ultimate female-chest-sharing" by an amply-endowed lady while canoodling in bed with her snuggle-bunny. It begins with both cuddlers facing each other and the guy's re-positioning his pillow down on the bed a little ways so that he can nestle his head up underneath the gal's chin; he then gently lifts the gal's "upper" boob and settles his neck deep into her cleavage so that his face and neck are totally surrounded by the luscious warm softness of the gal's throat and bountiful chest-pillows. It has to actually be experienced to fully appreciate how truly "past heavenly" this position feels.
One of the nicest things about a horseshoe-pillow is that the gal doesn't hafta make virtually any effort herself to create it, and so she can easily perform it even if she's dead-tired --- all she has to do is merely lie on her side and allow the guy to nestle up to her chest and cradle his neck in between her boobs; he can then savor the dreamily-euphoric experience for a long period of time, even long after she's fallen fast asleep.
by QuacksO July 8, 2018
Get the horseshoe-pillow mug.Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
by QuacksO May 30, 2021
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