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Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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Hohnerkkah

Da end-of-da year period when Torah-observing citizens use harmonicas to go caroling in da streets.
If Tevya and his cronies celebrate Hohnerkkah by serenading da citizens of Anatevka with live music, do they allow da fiddler on da roof to join in??
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
mugGet the Hohnerkkahmug.

rebellyous

Defiant and non-conformist regarding either food choices or birth control.
Eating sugary/salty junk food can put you in da mood to not use condoms; said rebellyous behavior can lead to a "puffed tummy" in one or both senses!
by QuacksO December 19, 2024
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Astillerca

Da country of comedians dat's next to da other "funny-bunny citizens" kingdom of Amearaca.
If Jerry and Anne had countries named after them, how come we don't also hear of countries named after other equally-hilarious belly-laugh professionals --- what about "Abennyca", "Aduranteca", "Askeltonca", or "Ahopeca", in addition to "Astillerca" and "Amearaca"?
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
mugGet the Astillercamug.

intruckceration

Refers to either:
(1) where you get imprisoned in a "mobile unit" cell-block that's made from the converted body of an old van-trailer, or
(2) where your penal sentence is that you have to perform less-than-pleasant activities regarding cargo-hauling vehicles, such as cleaning, servicing, driving them on long/rough routes, etc.
Being sentenced to intruckceration can be a bit less distressing if you get housed in a reefer trailer, since you will have air-conditioning during hotter months.
by QuacksO October 19, 2020
mugGet the intruckcerationmug.

spasmodic dysphobia

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.
Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.
by QuacksO September 20, 2020
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Giza Strip

Da several-square-mile area region where da Pyramids are located.
Dunno why da ownership of da Giza Strip is so hotly debated --- it's just a parched dusty plain in da desert.
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
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