QuacksO's definitions

pogo-stick handshake

Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.

Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

sanktuary

A lifeboat.

I always make sure to have a sturdy lifeboat in top condition whenever I head to sea in my cabin-cruiser, but I try to diligently maintain the launch itself, also, so that hopefully I won't ever need the lifeboat as a sanktuary.

by QuacksO July 29, 2021

fundemental

Basic/core principle of senility or insanity.

As crazy as many so-called "fundamentalists" behave, the word might be more aptly spelled "fundementalists" when referring to those absurdly-fanatical individuals!

by QuacksO November 28, 2021

1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

at-tract-tive

How they try to make a religious leaflet look by disguising it as a piece of paper-money.

I got so mad about --- and fed up with --- those initially-"at-tract-tive" fake ten- and hundred-dollar bills that turned out to merely be "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!" message-slips that I finally decided to try beating the leaflets' printers --- and God --- at their own game... I mailed a "ten dollar" (hey, I even "went easy" on them; I wasn't even greedy enough to send a C-note one!) tract back to its organization of origin and included a note that read, "I'll make a bargain with you --- if you and God/Jesus are really so gung-ho all-fired up desirous that I convert to Christianity, you send me a real ten-dollar bill as a good-faith gesture and proof that God loves me, and then I'll become a Christian for life, no matter how bad things get for me!" But of course I never heard back from them... think of that, now... for just ten bucks --- TEN MEASLY BUCKS!! --- they could have had a staunch convert to Christianity there, yet they off-handedly chose to just ignore my offer! I guess that they actually DON'T genuinely care whether I follow their faith or not, then. What a bunch of phonies!!!

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Baptysm

Refers to your first or "crash course" time of using a movie-prop handgun.

According to the "T2" bonus material, Robert Patrick had never handled a firearm before training for the role of the T1000; he received his Baptysm shortly after signing on to be an actor in the film.

by QuacksO October 27, 2020

chafrown

Happy triumph.

Ah, words --- always confusing us with their oddly-opposite-sounding constructions. Take "chagrin", for example --- it means humiliated disappointment, from which you would hardly feel like "grinning". So what would "chafrown" mean, then?

by QuacksO July 11, 2023