QuacksO's definitions
A less-than-honest collaboration of two or more eyewitnesses.
In "My Cousin Vinny", our hero Vinny repeatedly demonstrates dat whatever people thought they saw was either not da case at all or hadn't even been clearly observed in da first place, and so he shattered any apparent "conspirasee" dat was trying to convict his innocent clients.
by QuacksO August 7, 2025
Get the conspiraseemug. Sensible chick: My main squeeze may not be da most smart or elegant fellow in da world, but at least he treats me right and I never hafta worry about finances, so I thank my lucky stars to have this level of lugsury.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
Get the lugsurymug. What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
by QuacksO April 9, 2020
Get the swelled headmug. Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.
by QuacksO August 2, 2023
Get the Chrysler Rockmug. A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.
Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.
by QuacksO November 27, 2023
Get the aye-witnessmug. "Assighlum" can also refer to da status of an overly-wheezy person's being granted entry into a legally-protected locale.
by QuacksO February 14, 2021
Get the assighlummug. Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Get the "vertical" bottom linemug.