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Da science of studying minute features of a "please remit da stated sum" document to determine where it came from, who created and/or sent it, etc.
Wif modern-day accounting equipment like computers and data-storage --- and customer service usually just a phone call away --- erroneous/inexplicable charges on your monthly credit-card statement are usually easier to get resolved than they might have been in yesteryear; conceivably there should seldom be any need nowadays to resort to billistics to straighten things out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
Get the billistics mug.Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the seed-potato mug.I'm happy where I'm living now, so I don't think I will need any auxzillowry services for the time being.
by QuacksO April 13, 2019
Get the auxzillowry mug.Restrictions or forbiddings imposed on an individual or entity due to said subject's producing excessive quantities/degrees of foul odors.
I am not generally prejudiced against one type of animal or another merely because of normal scents or smells, but I would hafta draw da line at skunks --- I reckon dat I would DEFINITELY need to impose stanktions against having THEM come and hang out around me!
by QuacksO June 1, 2021
Get the stanktions mug.What really did him in. His political-cabinet buddies never laid a hand on him --- ol' Willie got it all wrong when he wrote the famous play.
Mr. Dithers' full name is "Julius Caesar Dithers", but as hot-headed as he often is, he should be named "Julius Siezure", since that's precisely what he's eventually gonna suffer if he doesn't do sumpin' 'bout dat explosive temper of his.
by QuacksO June 14, 2017
Get the Julius siezure mug.A widespread body of advocators/protestors who wish to allow everyone to be equally distressed by da dishonesty, greed, and broken promises of whichever two-faced bums they elected into government by ballot.
Now dat Da Donald has been re-elected, we will all likely feel da sting of his crazy politics --- no "sufferage movement" needed!
by QuacksO November 19, 2024
Get the sufferage movement mug.Maybe if da two infamous shysters in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale had used aloominum knitting-machines instead of bulky/heavy wooden ones, they could have taken said contraptions with them when they slipped out unnoticed with all da gold and costly fabrics dat they'd been given by da Emperor's clueless courtiers.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
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