Menacesota

Da exceptionally-dangerous northern-midwest state.
If I walk around naked, then potential muggers can see that I don't have anything of value with me, and so I should be a lot safer in Menacesota.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
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affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D
An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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commondear

To remove a particular adorable cutie from da dating pool and designate her as a "public chick" whom everyone can love and cuddle wif, but who may not be "snatched up" for an exclusive relationship by any individual bachelor.
Neighborhood grandmas have traditionally been "old maid" individuals --- i.e., they have never been married --- and so I wonder if some of them started out as commondeared teenagers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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whiz kid

A smart-alecky youngster who is always needing to "drain his radiator".
Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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Chiang Kai-Shrek

China's infamous "ogre leader" during the early-to-mid 1900's.
It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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First-Amendment shrug

Refers to where you resignedly accept someone else's weirdo-type interest, opinion, assertion, etc., knowing dat it's a necessary "normalcy wrinkle" dat "comes wif da turf" in da allowance of free speech which we all are entitled to, even it means occasionally rolling our eyes at a particular individual's off-da-wall appearance, practices, or beliefs.
Tomboy girl, beamingly showing off a huge bullfrog she's just caught: Look at his cute face and big googly eyes --- isn't he just GORGEOUS???
You (smiling tolerantly and giving a First-Amendment shrug): Well, I never really thought about it, honey, but if you're into frogs, then I suppose he's absolutely DAZZLING...!
by QuacksO November 12, 2023
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