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by QuacksO October 10, 2021
Get the creputation mug.I wish my girlfriend would quit dying her hair purple and wearing studded leather, but she's always very punktual whenever we arrange a date, so I guess I shouldn't complain.
by QuacksO May 2, 2022
Get the punktual mug.Due to his own careless incompetence, Sergeant Snorkel has ledgeitimate concerns when it comes to his habitually ending up hanging from a tree over a yawning abyss.
by QuacksO August 20, 2023
Get the ledgeitimate mug.Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
Get the post-door-slamming wince mug.I love exploring the mountains, but I have acrophobia big-time, so I stick to just ground-level cog-railways for my sightseeing pleasure to avoid being tramatized.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Get the tramatized mug.I always just buy imitation tusks and whalebone at da crafts shop for my carved-and-India-inked creations, to avoid any endangered-species-lovers' treating me wif discrimshawnation.
by QuacksO November 8, 2023
Get the discrimshawnation mug."You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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