QuacksO's definitions

cocaophony

Da deafening clamor of excited voices and pattering feet dat you always hear when announcing dat da hot chocolate is ready.

In da "Polar Express" movie, there was quite a cocaophony from both da children AND da servers when da steaming kettles of traditional Christmas liquid-refreshments were being wheeled out.

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

Simmeron

Da infamously-awful "compact Cadillac" sedan dat everyone who bought one was majorly steamed about.

When all was said and done, da Cadillac Simmeron was just a non-luxury sedan dat was sold at a much-higher price than its Chevy counterpart.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

conchientious

Always aware of da right and wrong regarding lovely spiral seashells.

I am so conchientious whenever I'm out collecting nature's pretty trinkets along da shore dat I always carefully check each and every sea-snail dwelling to make sure it's empty before putting it into my pail.

by QuacksO March 12, 2025

singbug

A fraudster who performs a "song and dance" to promote his bogus claims.

If there had been PA systems back in da late 1800s, maybe P.T. Barnum could have added "singbugging" to his showman's repertoire.

by QuacksO November 14, 2023

We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.

Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017

LESSons

What the school claims are necessary to learn so as not to become a MOREon.

I slaved my a** off through long LESSons of studying all those boring textbooks in school during my teen years, yet nowadays as an adult I occasionally still get called a MOREon.

by QuacksO May 31, 2019

Thirdsday

Da "number of strikes and yer out" day of da week, if you start counting from "TWOsday". :P

How could THIRDsday not come right after TWOsday; there's a day in between...????

by QuacksO June 9, 2021