QuacksO's definitions

girlft

A chick who's given to you as a present.

Sergent Louise Lugg is always trying to get Sarge to become romantically involved with her, but he often does not seem overly interested, and so she has to resort to more extreme means of getting his attention, one time even swaddling her massive bulk in a big ribbon and bow, and then presenting herself to him as a "girlft".

by QuacksO November 21, 2022

rehearseal

A prior "practice run" dat a mortuary performs to make sure dat a funeral will go off fairly well.

Whenever a black widow announces her upcoming wedding, da local funeral home immediately performs a rehearseal, since they assume dat their services will be needed quite soon!

by QuacksO February 19, 2022

dissadisfied

How Florrie Capp's "mum" supposedly is most of da time --- always wanting to be less pleased/cheerful than she presently is.

Andy Capp claims to actually "be a God-send" to his "perpetually dissadisfied mum-in-law --- "She's a pessimist --- she's never happy unless she's UNhappy". :P

by QuacksO October 16, 2023

heart attax

What you experience whenever da annual IRS statement and/or local property-assessment bill arrives.

I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

siphilization

The widely-STD-infected human race, largely starting in the 1970's with the increased popularity of "free love". Tends to ebb and flow in inverse proportion to the worldwide supply of natural rubber --- the more latex that's available for making condoms, the lower the syphilization, and vice-versa.

I hear that they're gonna be hoarding more of the available rubber for making tires this year, so I expect to see an uptick in the siphilization.

by QuacksO September 22, 2016

Tippycanoe

Nickname for a U.S. president who was on very "unstable" political turf, and thus he should be very careful not to "male waves" in Congress.

President John Tyler was a staunch supporter of slavery which any reasonable-minded citizen would oppose, so it's no wonder that he had a really Tippycanoe dude as a running-mate.

by QuacksO August 11, 2019

hillbilly

A species of wild male goat that inhabits small/low mountains.

Hillbilly goats are easier to domesticate because it’s not so treacherous to chase and capture them than it is to climb high/rugged terrain in pursuit of the lofty-mountain-peak dwellers.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018