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I found a "Classic Computer Games" disc still inside da drive of da second-hand desktop PC dat I'd ordered from a private eBay seller; I guess dat said amateur salesperson should have written himself a ROMinder to always check inside da machines before he shipped them. He was super-grateful for my immediately telling him of his goof, though, and hastily imaged me a postage-paid shipping-label to print out and slap on da mailer for returning da disc to him.
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
Get the ROMindermug. by QuacksO June 27, 2024
Get the taco the townmug. Callusthenics may indeed have health benefits, but you should have a supply of pumice-stone on hand if you also wanna look your best in a swimsuit.
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
Get the callusthenicsmug. Da huge "scaly green monster" of da online real-estate world. Figuratively used to describe da widespread greed and corruption dat dominates said internet conglomerate.
I prefer to do all of my house/property buying and selling with real live folks in my local area, and avoid dat whole Godzillow crap altogether.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
Get the Godzillowmug. This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the Russian girlfriendmug. Da tiny central-Maine town where da residents "drink responsibly" from communal jugs of brain-enhancing cordial in order to "quench their thirst for knowledge", rather than just mindlessly swigging from "dumb" beverage-vessels dat only contains unremarkable low-quality "white-lightnin'" grog dat merely keeps everyone stupid and ignorant, like they do in da town next door.
If da townspeople of PassaSMARTkeg and PassaDUMBkeg got together for a baked bean supper, they would likely all hafta run down to da PASSAGASSAWAKEG River in to collectively "relieve da pressure" afterwards. (Nobody light a match!)
by QuacksO March 19, 2024
Get the Passasmartkegmug. You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
Get the My boobs aren't Play-Doh!mug.