QuacksO's definitions
A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.
Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the corronermug. 1. Where a dude is administered a dose of meds by inserting a smooth-tipped syringe into his urethra.
2. Where Dude#1 jizzes into a specially-designed syringe as described in Definition #1, and then injects said jizz into Dude#2's tallywacker so that his own sperm will be also released along with Dude#2's load during his next intercourse-session.
2. Where Dude#1 jizzes into a specially-designed syringe as described in Definition #1, and then injects said jizz into Dude#2's tallywacker so that his own sperm will be also released along with Dude#2's load during his next intercourse-session.
Intrapenis injection can be useful in at least two commonly-occurring circumstances: one is if Dude #1 wishes that the gal whom Dude#2 is about to mate with would allow him to "do it" with her, too, and so at least he can know that his own love-juice will be deposited into the gal's "special spot" along with the other guy's load; the other situation would be if the two guys are concerned that the gal may get pregnant, and so they hope to confuse a DNA-test by mixing up their jizz on its way in.
by QuacksO February 1, 2018
Get the intrapenis injectionmug. What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.
I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
Get the open-palm hand-claspmug. A financial expenditure/transfer dat a woman's family shells out to her new husband upon her wedding, but are none too thrilled about it.
In da W.C. Fields comedy, "The Dentist", da cantankerous lead character is crowd-pressured into agreeing to allow his daughter to continue having da ice-delivery man as her fiance, but I'm guessing dat said heatedly-resentful practitioner was really ears-smokingly begrudging wif his doury when they did eventually get hitched!
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the dourymug. A sarcastically-disparaging nickname given to an overly-strict-'n'-severe military-base supervisor who staunchly believes in da appallingly-prejudiced "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" philosophy, and who therefore thinks dat any even-minorly-misbehaving "Army brat" should automatically be sent to da slammer, rather than being given a lighter punishment like probation or community service.
George Beat-Around-Da-Bush said he'd give us a "kinder gentler America" during his presidency, but said lofty promise never seemed to actually come to fruition --- selfishness and violent crime have climbed to an all-time high, and we still have plenty of "Brig'em Young" figures terrorizing da offspring of our nation's veterans!
by QuacksO December 29, 2021
Get the Brig'em Youngmug. Some overly-rough or dangerous actions during a baseball game are illeagueal, regardless of whether it's in a professional setting or just a backyard game among pre-teen players.
by QuacksO October 29, 2020
Get the illeaguealmug. The blood-pumping organ of a greedy/selfish moocher/fortune-hunter who only yearns for gold; i.e., his main goal in life is to be given money to either hoard or spend frivolously.
In the 1937 comedy-film "Way Out West", Laurel and Hardy play a couple of witless buddies who unknowingly deliver a deed for a gold mine to the wrong woman; the recipient is actually the heiress's devious guardian with a "heart of gold"... Laurel naively "hits home" by telling her, "Now that you own a mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger".
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
Get the heart of goldmug.