QuacksO's definitions
Refers to da multi-pocket storage-sleeve dat you conceal inside your clothing or in a backpack/satchel, and fill wif one or more ounces apiece of assorted "emergency rations" --- i.e., chips, crackers, pepperoni, miniature cheese-slices, dried orange wafers, etc. --- so dat you can have said secret stash to help "fill in da gaps" at any social gathering where your hosts don't serve "guy-sized" portions.
One occasion when you might wanna have your supplementary snacks stockpile handy would be if a group of friendly slim chicks had smilingly invited you to tag along wif dem on a picnic, but then you discover dat they'd just brought "girly-sized snacks" --- i.e., "eating like a bird" serving-amounts --- and therefore either you'd totally "look like a little piggy" if you asked for more, or you'd hafta actually eat some of da portions allocated for da other picnic-members. So what ya do instead is to simply "break out da back-up basket" --- i.e., your own "emergency" supply of guy-munchies --- and then really heap up your various serving-tray-compartments with your additional goodies. To be polite, of course, don't make a big deal or even be especially "obvious" about your snacks-supplementing actions; da point here is to merely ensure dat your stomach won't leave da picnic feeling achy and pinched, not to make your hostesses feel guilty or stingy. So be just as cheerful and grateful towards your skinny meal-companions as you'd have been in any case; no doubt they'll observe how much more you needed to stuff your cheeks wif in order to feel satisfied, and so perhaps they will indeed make a note to bring along more food themselves whenever they invite you. But just remember dat they'd originally been planning for this picnic to just be a "trim-and-tiny-tummied girls only" outing, so your being allowed to accompany dem was merely a last-minute change not planned for in advance.
by QuacksO September 3, 2022
Get the supplementary snacks stockpilemug. Calming someone down wif a saidative is usually a much safer alternative to resorting to chemical-type sleep-inducers.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the saidativemug. Having mesophoneia can give others in your vicinity a major case of misophonia from having yer Apple or Moto constantly ringing/dinging.
by QuacksO June 17, 2024
Get the mesophoneiamug. So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
Get the assetylene torchmug. Da "inefficient" and "resource-wasting" female-on-male equivalent of da classic "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" male-on-female "casual quickie"; it involves da gal's merely getting da guy off with her mouth and then unceremoniously leaving, rather than staying around "after da fun is over" to share conversation and see if maybe a long-term romance might be possible.
I suppose dat "non-romantic" fellatio might indeed have its place on certain occasions (like if a cash-strapped gal needs to "purchase" a guy's one-time emergency-assistance), but dat's definitely not for me... I always make sure to get to know a chick at least a little bit and see if we :"click" before I ask her for oral sex, so dat hopefully there will be more "action" between us than just a blow-bye.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the blow-byemug. Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!
A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the inverse-proportion of business-mindingmug. Seemingly too plain and boring for most folks, but perfectly "old hat" for participants in said colorless customs.
In "Fiddler On The Roof", Tevya explains dat his people's absurdly-restricted lifestyle is merely "drabnormal" due to their "traditions".
by QuacksO June 28, 2025
Get the drabnormalmug.