QuacksO's definitions

pulletician

A government stooge who is too "chicken" to actually do much if any good for John Q. Public or otherwise go up against da powers-dat-be to push for any meaningful change or progress.

Mayor Red Thomas claimed in 1955 dat "progress was his middle name", but seeing da deplorable shape dat Hill Valley ended up in 30 years later when Biff Tannen began largely running things himself, Red appears to have actually been nothing but a wimpy-a**ed pulletician who basically allowed "da luckiest man on Earth" to debauch things as he pleased. One has to wonder if maybe this lack of "progress" was what drove said political failure to become da town drunk by dat time?

by QuacksO July 25, 2023

girardia

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.

I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.

by QuacksO August 3, 2023

precareyous

Describes what da state your of health will be if you partake of da infamous "magic inch" Mediterranean briar.

Consuming tobacco in ANY form --- cigs, pipes, snuff, chew, vapes, bongs, etc. --- is comparably harmful; no fancy-schmancy design of da selected smoking-instrument makes consuming said toxic-chemicals cocktail much if any less precareyous.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

toddyler

A pre- or early "terrible twos" human whose existence and/or presence involved alcoholic beverages somewhere along da way.

If a young child is described as a "toddyler", it can mean one or more of several things, such as dat one or both parents had been judgement-cloudingly buzzed at da time of conception, da couple had not been entirely sober when they'd signed da adoption papers, etc.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

infamation

Facts 'n' stats dat you ask for regarding a person, item, locale, etc. dat is rumored to be of da type dat might not be da wisest to get mixed up with.

Just because you hear negative comments regarding someone/something may not automatically/reliably mean dat you should indeed avoid said controversial entity --- you would want to check da accuracy of said infamation before deciding how to proceed.

by QuacksO March 22, 2025

Lego-las

Aragorn's Fellowship Of The Ring companion and a huge fan of Lego™ bricks.

If Lego-las had brought large quantities of his favorite building-block toys with him on the journey to Mordor, perhaps he and the others in his party could have constructed whatever walls and other structures they would have needed to foil their enemies and deliver The Ring to Mount Doom a lot more easily/peaceably.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023