QuacksO's definitions

mexplanation

Clarifying revelation regarding a south-of-da-border subject, matter, or event.

Tronald Dump was frustrated with Andrés Manuel López Obrador's lack of cooperation regarding paying for construction of The Wall; da obvious mexplanation was dat Mr. Obrador's government perpetually-depleted coffers simply could not afford da astronomical cost of said construction. Well, DUHHHH --- illegal migration to da USA was such a problem PRECISELY BECAUSE Mexico didn't possess da capital to adequately support all of its citizens in da first place!

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

limplications

Hinted assertions conveyed by a guy due to da fact dat he cannot "get it up" in a particular situation.

Unattractive chicks may have to deal with frequent limplications of a lack of interest when seeking intimacy from a lot of their male associates.

by QuacksO November 3, 2022

Ottomatic

If you study human history extensively, you're Ottomatically gonna run into a lot of dudes wif da "two d's and two t's" palindrome name.

Da blow-up pilot in da comedy "Airplane!" was supposed to Ottomatically take care of flying da plane, but at best he did a mediocre job of it.

by QuacksO June 9, 2021

anonimhity

What you hope to have maintained if you seek da services of a shrink.

Public sentiment regarding mental illness has greatly changed for the better over the recent decades, so there is less need for anonimhity if you are "on medication" and/or "seeing someone about that".

by QuacksO April 19, 2022

conversation-context nicknaming

Da uproarious act of playfully referring to yer present-company individual by one or more words dat he has just said to ya in yer back-and-forth light-banter-speech, often to jokingly mean dat ya think dat da other person either is presently being silly or is silly-natured overall. For example, if ya are having "huggy-roughhousing" fun wif a pretty girl by folding her legs up, plopping her cute warm rubbery feet against yer chest, gripping her hands to both savor their warm softness and steady yerself, and then leaning forward to press her knees against her chest while smilingly saying, "Squish-ish-ish-ish-squish-squash!", said "folded-up" chick gigglingly retorts, "YOU'RE a 'squish-squash'!"

Another example of conversation-context nicknaming would be if ya eye-twinklingly warbled, "Ding-dong!" to someone inside a building after ya had passed through an electric-eye-equipped door and thus rang an electric bell on yer way in, and da person inside chuckled back, "YOU'RE a 'ding-dong'!" Or if ya and a friend were assembling/servicing something together, and ya said, "Since we'll likely be needing to frequently loosen and tighten this particular fastening, I think we might want to use a wingnut here," yer helper "jumped at da chance" to toss a playful barb yer way by responding, "YOU'RE a wingnut!"

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

comic relief

Da stress-reducin' effect you experience from readin' da funny papuhs.

I sometimes save cartoon-pages without reading them, so that I can have some comic relief whenever something upsetting/disappointing happens in my life. It's more effective at lifting my spirits than chowing down on a tub of ice cream, and it's totally non-fattening, as well.

by QuacksO April 13, 2019

specshill

How a grateful individual makes you feel while you're "puffing" him in da public eye.

A famous "Doonesbury" cartoon-sequence featured a "parody book" entitled "The Whitewash Years, by Henry Kissinger", and a TV mini-series called "Hype Henry", which was "brought to you by the Chase-Manhattan Bank". It doesn't state whether Mr. Big-Glasses made said glowing-media-producers feel "specshill" for said undeserved laudatory activities, however.

by QuacksO May 16, 2023