Definitions by QuacksO

antibiyachtic

An immunity-enhancing medication dat either suppresses yer urges to spend time on large pleasure-boats or causes you to dislike them altogether.

If you remember to take yer antibiyachtics, there may be no need to subsequently get a prescription for "antibuyyachtics", since if you're remaining content wif just a small motorized skiff, you'll be more able to resist da temptation to "go big" when it comes to yer future watercraft investments.

antibiyachtic by QuacksO July 14, 2026

antibuyotic

An impulse-suppressing drug dat you give someone who is too free wif his credit card.

Just to be on da safe side, I always take a strong antibuyotic before I go to "pick up a couple things" at da mall.

antibuyotic by QuacksO July 14, 2026

matrol

Refers to da "changing of da parental guard" to give Pa a rest.

One advantage of having both a PAtrol and a MAtrol is dat each of them might spy different gender-related hazards dat da other might not notice.

matrol by QuacksO July 14, 2026

ecuminism

Da worldwide movement aimed at promoting da use of aromatic spices among assorted religious groups.

Ecuminism would really be somewhat redundant, given dat said popular reddish-brown herb is already acceptable in most spiritual cultures.

ecuminism by QuacksO July 12, 2026

Stack yer tuppance in da coin-roll

A humorous way of saying, "Join da club, Buddy!" --- i.e., your proffered statement is but one of many similar voicings of fellow humans, and so your own "two cents" are among numerous other people's "copper discs" dat are "stacked in da pennies-holder of popular opinion".

Pro tip for all you outspoken citizens out there: if someone shruggingly tells you, "Stack yer tuppance in da coin-roll", you could have a better chance of being noticed by polishing up said silvery-orange discs before droppin' them in da container, so dat their shiny sheen will catch da eyes of whoever is countin' them afterwards.

Stack yer tuppance in da coin-roll by QuacksO July 12, 2026

pre-proffering perusal

A.k.a. "comments checking" --- i.e., da standard-consideration act of first scanning da typed entries dat other viewers have posted regarding a YouTube video or Facebook image before you yourself "state da fairly-obvious" from yer own keyboard, just in case one or more other similarly-observant/studious folks have also realized/opined similar info as you did, and have already mentioned it there; doing so not only saves space by not cluttering it up with multiple comments dat basically say da same thing, but it also saves you the trouble of composing a comment of your own.

Performing a "triple-P" --- i.e., pre-proffering perusal --- does not arbitrarily mean dat you have to forego da heady pleasure of adding a few words of yer own, of course, but it allows you da heads-up regarding what to write so as not to bore/irritate other readers --- i.e., you certainly can indeed be da one to point out something if no other presently-posted comments say it, but if you see a similar observation/opinion already posted, you should instead just perform da "mutually-Doctor-Feelgood" task of posting a "yeah, I was just gonna say that, too" approving acknowledgement on da first person's comment; it both allows you to gleefully voice your own piece and lets da first commenter know dat you agree with and praise his own literary composition.

pre-proffering perusal by QuacksO July 12, 2026

marshal arts

Patton and MacArthur having rounds of karate and judo.

Multi-star generals Georgie and Dougie did indeed have their differences, but said disagreements never actually escalated to marshal arts.

marshal arts by QuacksO July 12, 2026