QuacksO's definitions

feear

Apprehension dat you'll be charged extra for a certain service, as opposed to your being given/allowed it at no charge.

Carefully asking what costs are involved BEFORE starting/agreeing to conduct business transactions can help eliminate many instances of feear.

by QuacksO July 29, 2024

bellyacres

Vast expanses of stomach-and-abdomen "real estate" dat cause their owners and/or observers to go around loudly complaining about said surplus surface-area.

Bellyachers Anonymous is da place to go if you have a chronic complaining problem; often, da bulk of da group's members are huge heavyset lumbering hairy-hided guys who are always clutching their bulging stomachs and wheezing and trying not to bellyache. So in all likelihood, these very same grossly-out-of-shape dudes could also qualify for the term "bellyacres", as well!

by QuacksO May 3, 2023

s'il vous play

A "fake French" phrase dat requests permission to engage in recreational activity.

One of da best uses for "s'il vous play" would be to give a bosomy chick a big ol' face-to-boobs snuggle and then tentatively hold yer hands near said bountiful chest-treasures and pose said "playful" saying to her, indicating dat you'd like permission to "pleeze squeeze theeze".

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

Don'twannamakeher's Department Store

Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.

Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

thespianage

Da crime of a famous actor's using his prestige/connections to perform spying.

Da behind-da-scenes actions of notorious people like Iva Toguri D'Aquino and Mata Hari were classic examples of thespianage.

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

revolving credit

The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.

Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.

Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

by QuacksO March 23, 2019