QuacksO's definitions
Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Get the weekly sales flyersmug. Advice for all of you tongue-lolling studs out there who continually crave to partake of misty-eyed chest-pillow-kneading --- if you are always super-gentle when playing wif "da GIRLS" anytime a well-endowed GIRL permits you access to said precious soft warm "twins", she'll be more likely to allow you more of said delightful interacktion wif her in da future.
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
Get the interacktmug. I always save the page-links to fun/cheery/lovely background music and other tunes that I come across online, and then listen to some of them as a calming midicine during periods of stress or other sanity-draining emotion.
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
Get the midicinemug. Where someone compulsively saves money by buying super-cheap-priced foods like crackers and white bread, not caring/realizing that these salty/sugary/"empty-carbs" foods will make him gain unhealthy weight in a hurry. Ben Franklin was always sagely expounding about stuff like this, and just look at da deplorable "tubby" shape HE was in!
That balloon-bodied dude with clogged arteries in the ER never eats health-food stuff "'cuz it costs too much" --- talk about "penny-wise and pound-foolish" --- what good is being a penny-pincher and "fattening" your bank account if you're also gradually fattening YOURSELF in the process???
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
Get the penny-wise and pound-foolishmug. What wif more-modern ways of printing dat are better and cheaper, dot-matrix machines seldom make good speckonomics sense anymore.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Get the speckonomicsmug. Well-behaved and frugal-minded youngsters may indeed have total respect for their mom and dad, and consider them to be their loyal/caring parentium; da problem arises when you introduce da somewhat-opposite-natured element "auntimony" into da mix, since said unwarranted generosity of funds tends to make said formerly-content-with-a-merely-modest-existence little ones greedy and always wanting more.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
Get the parentiummug. Excessively-attentive behavior, but from one or more male individuals who are treating you in a "caring dad" manner. Opposite of "smothering" --- i.e., overly-close/coddling treatment from one or more "fussing and fluttering" humans of da female persuasion.
During Indiana Jones's growing-up years, Henry Sr. was always trying to make up for Junior's deceased mom's not being there to help nurture and care for him, and so Henry Sr. did his best to provide Indy with "sfathering treatment"; unfortunately --- in his valiant attempts to not subject Little Man to "smothering" --- he went too far in da other direction, and thus da flowering-into-adulthood Indy felt largely ignored and unloved on a personal level.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
Get the sfathering treatmentmug.