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While it's certainly true dat Evel Knievel was far more rezilliont than anyone thought possible, he did suffer many severe bodily issues like pain and stiffness, especially during his later years.
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
Get the rezilliontmug. What da fact dat someone presents a statement with eye-streaming sobs should be as far as whether or not you choose to believe said statement.
In da "Walrus and Carpenter" poem, da huge tusked mammal boo-hoos his way through his feast of oysters, but said copiously-blubbering performance is soon revealed to be totally immatearyal, since he is shown afterwards to not actually have been da least bit sorrowful or regretful for having shamelessly tricked said helpless bivalves into getting gluttonously consumed, and in fact, he'd actually eaten more than half of them himself, rather than sharing equally with his indifferent and unrepentant human woodworker buddy.
by QuacksO April 18, 2022
Get the immatearyalmug. "Someone who served" in da Chevrolet sports-car world, either as a factory-worker who build said swoopy-designed 2-seater fastbacks, or as a mechanic who kept them in tip-top shape after they were assembled and sold.
Having been a Corvetteran might indeed be something to take a bit of pride in, but a more practical and responsible job would have been a "Chevetteran", in dat these mundane-but-utilitarian cars were both much more fuel-efficient and had a roomier interior to transport more people and cargo than their flashy muscle-car cousins.
by QuacksO October 23, 2023
Get the Corvetteranmug. If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...
Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!
by QuacksO October 29, 2018
Get the lizard people from historymug. A scientist who either studies da now-known-to-not-exist dwarf planet even closer to da sun than Mercury, or researches Mr. Spock's lineage.
If a vulcanologist could also refer to someone who works with rubber to make it more durable, perhaps Charles Goodyear was da first such brilliant-minded researcher.
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
Get the vulcanologistmug. What you happily describe someone's voice as when you've been trying to reach him on the phone for a while; it's the "auditory equivalent" of what you say when you finally meet up with someone whom you've either been worried about, been waiting anxiously for, or haven't seen for a good while.
After many tries, I was finally able to speak to my buddy on da horn after his having been repeatedly in and out of da house over da past week to run some urgent/unexpected errands; his cheery and slightly-apologetic voice sure was a sound for sore ears!
by QuacksO September 29, 2018
Get the a sound for sore earsmug. Brighty of da Grand Canyon is said to have sired a number of cute little ones, so I wonder if he and da other "ladies" in his group held an impromptu "celebraytion" anytime a new foal came along?
by QuacksO August 29, 2022
Get the celebraytionmug.