What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
Judging by how much of a ruckus he kicked up about it, Ethan Couch's super-indulgent father apparently considered da school's merely insisting dat his "little prince" behave in a socially-responsible manner to be a real calamourty, actually offering to buy da entire school just so dat it could be run da way dat HE and his spoiled-rotten-with-feelings-of-false-entitlement son wanted. :P
by QuacksO February 12, 2023
Ladies like to be treated with kindness and affection no matter what da financial status of their significant other, and so even if a wealthy dude spends big bucks on lavish vacations, elaborate gifts, and other extravagant pleasures, his attempts to woo a desirable female may still end in cal'amourty if he fails to make her feel truly loved and personally attended to.
by QuacksO March 28, 2024
I love giving foot-rubs to pretty girls whom I befriend; I just always hope that there will be no isshoes (i.e., tangled laces, stuck buckles, etc.) when trying to remove her boots or sneakers to access said precious shapely pair of tootsies that dwell within.
by QuacksO November 22, 2020
Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
A dude whom the gold-digging lady he's engaged to selfishly views as merely a source of income to settle her bills.
Tronald Dump is such an intolerable a**h**e personally that I seriously doubt that Ivana actually married him for his love or companionship; when she allowed him to put the ring on her finger, she probably viewed him as merely a feeancé.
by QuacksO July 14, 2019
Da famous Wally had such a lengthy career that I imagine it would take too long to read the entire chronkiteicles in just a few "sittings; I'll hafta plan a couple hours of sit-down time per day for maybe a week or more in order to properly "absorb" it all.
by QuacksO May 12, 2019