Definitions by NickyLags

pulling a jordan 

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life

I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.

pulling a jordan by NickyLags June 28, 2010

ribbon wife

a wife who is not quite trophy worthy

So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife

ribbon wife by NickyLags June 16, 2010

textsmile 

The expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure

When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of

textsmile by NickyLags June 4, 2010

textdead

when you are having a text talk and one of the parties just stops replying

I was texting my girl all day and then when I asked her what she did last night she went textdead

textdead by NickyLags May 28, 2010