NickyLags's definitions

Door Trot

that move that is faster than a walk but not a run when someone holds the door open for you

When the new girl in my complex saw me holding the door open for her she started to door trot.

by nickylags April 17, 2015

Cryarting

The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.

After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.

by NickyLags November 15, 2012

Posters Block

Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"

Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey

by NickyLags July 20, 2010

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.

Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne

by nickylags December 11, 2020

Cuntforted

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind

When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her

by nickylags October 13, 2014

Stall Pause

The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity

boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.

by NickyLags May 31, 2011

ribbon wife

a wife who is not quite trophy worthy

So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife

by NickyLags June 16, 2010