pulling a jordan

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life

I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.

by NickyLags June 28, 2010

Funalyzer

A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around

Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.

Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts

by NickyLags December 05, 2011

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.

Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne

by nickylags December 11, 2020

textdead

when you are having a text talk and one of the parties just stops replying

I was texting my girl all day and then when I asked her what she did last night she went textdead

by NickyLags May 28, 2010

Dadicated

The time a father spends on any of his child's activities such as sports, school work, cheer leading, teaching the child how to ride a bike or drive

guy 1 - Hey call your buddy there is a kick ass concert tonight and I have an extra ticket.

guy2 - I already asked him and he said he has to go to his sons dance recital

guy 1- Man, your boy is sure dadicated to his kids..

by NickyLags October 03, 2012

ass apron

A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts

I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron

by NickyLags July 30, 2010

Textashot

When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot

My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.

by NickyLags October 05, 2012