NickyLags's definitions
The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
by NickyLags November 8, 2011
Get the Ear energymug. The mode of transportation one uses when their driving privileges have been revoked for too many DWI's. A Drunkcycle looks similar to an old Huffy 10 speed is usually operated by a grown man sporting a ponytail and a grey beard
Father to son... Son, this is what happens when you drink and drive and get caught.. you lose your license, your job, your family, your kids, your keys, your self confidence, your mind and the worse part is you end up riding a drunkcycle for the rest of your life..
by nickylags August 20, 2014
Get the Drunkcyclemug. Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?
Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..
Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..
by NickyLags August 20, 2012
Get the shitceremug. by nickylags April 17, 2015
Get the Door Trotmug. The name a white person uses when he or she is referring to an African American who which they have a close friendship.
The only way you can call a black man or woman the N word is if you have earned their respect, so to avoid ever using the word I just refer to Tyree as my N-Friend
by NickyLags February 3, 2012
Get the N-Friendmug. Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"
GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
by NickyLags December 23, 2011
Get the CARNESIAmug. When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
by NickyLags June 4, 2010
Get the textsmilemug.