NickyLags's definitions

Eye-energy

The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.

Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures

by NickyLags November 14, 2011

offectionate

1. Not Readily feeling or showing fondness or tenderness.
2. Not Expressing fondness.

The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate

by NickyLags October 10, 2010

shitcere

the opposite of sincere, not heartfelt or genuine

Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?

Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..

by NickyLags August 20, 2012

Door Trot

that move that is faster than a walk but not a run when someone holds the door open for you

When the new girl in my complex saw me holding the door open for her she started to door trot.

by nickylags April 17, 2015

Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.

guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.

by NickyLags November 8, 2011

Drunkcycle

The mode of transportation one uses when their driving privileges have been revoked for too many DWI's. A Drunkcycle looks similar to an old Huffy 10 speed is usually operated by a grown man sporting a ponytail and a grey beard

Father to son... Son, this is what happens when you drink and drive and get caught.. you lose your license, your job, your family, your kids, your keys, your self confidence, your mind and the worse part is you end up riding a drunkcycle for the rest of your life..

by nickylags August 20, 2014

Cuntforted

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind

When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her

by nickylags October 13, 2014