Definitions by NickyLags
maskish
Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish
Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said “ma’am, I’m having a hard time understanding your maskish
Cart shaming
Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves
I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him
Cart shaming by nickylags March 20, 2020
Cuntforted
When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her
Cuntforted by nickylags October 13, 2014
Drunkcycle
The mode of transportation one uses when their driving privileges have been revoked for too many DWI's. A Drunkcycle looks similar to an old Huffy 10 speed is usually operated by a grown man sporting a ponytail and a grey beard
Father to son... Son, this is what happens when you drink and drive and get caught.. you lose your license, your job, your family, your kids, your keys, your self confidence, your mind and the worse part is you end up riding a drunkcycle for the rest of your life..
Drunkcycle by nickylags August 20, 2014