NickyLags's definitions
When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her
by nickylags October 13, 2014
Get the Cuntfortedmug. The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
by NickyLags May 31, 2011
Get the Stall Pausemug. A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts
I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron
by NickyLags July 30, 2010
Get the ass apronmug. The mode of transportation one uses when their driving privileges have been revoked for too many DWI's. A Drunkcycle looks similar to an old Huffy 10 speed is usually operated by a grown man sporting a ponytail and a grey beard
Father to son... Son, this is what happens when you drink and drive and get caught.. you lose your license, your job, your family, your kids, your keys, your self confidence, your mind and the worse part is you end up riding a drunkcycle for the rest of your life..
by nickylags August 20, 2014
Get the Drunkcyclemug. The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
by NickyLags November 8, 2011
Get the Ear energymug. Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?
Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..
Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..
by NickyLags August 20, 2012
Get the shitceremug. by nickylags April 17, 2015
Get the Door Trotmug.