NickyLags's definitions

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...

by NickyLags April 21, 2014

showerlepsy

The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.

This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm

by NickyLags May 3, 2011

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?

Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.

Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?

Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius

by NickyLags May 15, 2014

N-Friend

The name a white person uses when he or she is referring to an African American who which they have a close friendship.

The only way you can call a black man or woman the N word is if you have earned their respect, so to avoid ever using the word I just refer to Tyree as my N-Friend

by NickyLags February 3, 2012

Cart shaming

Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves

I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him

by nickylags March 20, 2020

textdead

when you are having a text talk and one of the parties just stops replying

I was texting my girl all day and then when I asked her what she did last night she went textdead

by NickyLags May 28, 2010

Dadicated

The time a father spends on any of his child's activities such as sports, school work, cheer leading, teaching the child how to ride a bike or drive

guy 1 - Hey call your buddy there is a kick ass concert tonight and I have an extra ticket.

guy2 - I already asked him and he said he has to go to his sons dance recital

guy 1- Man, your boy is sure dadicated to his kids..

by NickyLags October 3, 2012