NickyLags's definitions

ribbon wife

a wife who is not quite trophy worthy

So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife

by NickyLags June 16, 2010

showerlepsy

The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.

This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm

by NickyLags May 3, 2011

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...

by NickyLags April 21, 2014

minimum wage day wrecker

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day

I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed

by NickyLags September 11, 2010

Funalyzer

A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around

Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.

Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts

by NickyLags December 5, 2011

Generation E

The generation that comes after Generation Y Generation E children feel they are "Entitled" to everything and putting forth no effort

I am really tired of these Generation E kids. Every kid gets a trophy whether they win or lose. What ever happened to winner reaps the rewards

by NickyLags December 18, 2012

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?

Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.

Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?

Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius

by NickyLags May 15, 2014