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The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.
This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm
by NickyLags May 3, 2011
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Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
by NickyLags April 21, 2014
Get the emergencheese mug.I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed
by NickyLags September 11, 2010
Get the minimum wage day wrecker mug.The name a white person uses when he or she is referring to an African American who which they have a close friendship.
The only way you can call a black man or woman the N word is if you have earned their respect, so to avoid ever using the word I just refer to Tyree as my N-Friend
by NickyLags February 3, 2012
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My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.
by NickyLags October 5, 2012
Get the Textashot mug.Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves
I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him
by nickylags March 20, 2020
Get the Cart shaming mug.The time a father spends on any of his child's activities such as sports, school work, cheer leading, teaching the child how to ride a bike or drive
guy 1 - Hey call your buddy there is a kick ass concert tonight and I have an extra ticket.
guy2 - I already asked him and he said he has to go to his sons dance recital
guy 1- Man, your boy is sure dadicated to his kids..
guy2 - I already asked him and he said he has to go to his sons dance recital
guy 1- Man, your boy is sure dadicated to his kids..
by NickyLags October 3, 2012
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