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by nickylags December 11, 2020
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Get the Maskne mug.So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife
by NickyLags June 16, 2010
Get the ribbon wife mug.When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life
I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.
by NickyLags June 28, 2010
Get the pulling a jordan mug.A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around
Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
by NickyLags December 5, 2011
Get the Funalyzer mug.The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.
This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm
by NickyLags May 3, 2011
Get the showerlepsy mug.I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed
by NickyLags September 11, 2010
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