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Cuntforted

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind
When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her
by nickylags October 13, 2014
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Stall Pause

The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
by NickyLags May 31, 2011
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Posters Block

Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"
Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey
by NickyLags July 20, 2010
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ribbon wife

a wife who is not quite trophy worthy
So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife
by NickyLags June 16, 2010
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Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.
Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne
by nickylags December 11, 2020
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pulling a jordan

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life
I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.
by NickyLags June 28, 2010
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ass apron

A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts
I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron
by NickyLags July 30, 2010
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