NickyLags's definitions

pulling a jordan

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life

I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.

by NickyLags June 28, 2010

Cryarting

The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.

After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.

by NickyLags November 15, 2012

Eye-energy

The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.

Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures

by NickyLags November 14, 2011

Dadicated

The time a father spends on any of his child's activities such as sports, school work, cheer leading, teaching the child how to ride a bike or drive

guy 1 - Hey call your buddy there is a kick ass concert tonight and I have an extra ticket.

guy2 - I already asked him and he said he has to go to his sons dance recital

guy 1- Man, your boy is sure dadicated to his kids..

by NickyLags October 3, 2012

textdead

when you are having a text talk and one of the parties just stops replying

I was texting my girl all day and then when I asked her what she did last night she went textdead

by NickyLags May 28, 2010

Cart shaming

Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves

I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him

by nickylags March 20, 2020

Funalyzer

A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around

Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.

Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts

by NickyLags December 5, 2011