NickyLags's definitions

Cart shaming

Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves

I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him

by nickylags March 20, 2020

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.

Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne

by nickylags December 11, 2020

ribbon wife

a wife who is not quite trophy worthy

So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife

by NickyLags June 16, 2010

pulling a jordan

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life

I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.

by NickyLags June 28, 2010

Stall Pause

The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity

boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.

by NickyLags May 31, 2011

Cuntforted

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind

When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her

by nickylags October 13, 2014

maskish

Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish

Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said “ma’am, I’m having a hard time understanding your maskish

by nickylags June 2, 2020