17 definitions by MrDylanyay
Kyle's mom is a big fat ugly bitch
by MrDylanyay November 25, 2016
Guy1: Switch over to CableONE for 100Mbps down for $55.
Guy2: No I am fine with my AT&T 18 Mbps down for $60.
Guy1: Then switch to MetroPCS to get T-Mobile's fast network for $30.
Guy2: I am fine for my AT&T service for $500.
Guy2: No I am fine with my AT&T 18 Mbps down for $60.
Guy1: Then switch to MetroPCS to get T-Mobile's fast network for $30.
Guy2: I am fine for my AT&T service for $500.
by MrDylanyay August 7, 2016
Guy1: I'm fucking done with this GayT&T shit, they put another extra charge on my bill.
Guy2: They charge me $15 extra just for 1 GB of cellular data.
Guy3: My internet sucks, I'm gonna switch to CableONE.
Guy2: They charge me $15 extra just for 1 GB of cellular data.
Guy3: My internet sucks, I'm gonna switch to CableONE.
by MrDylanyay March 18, 2017
A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
by MrDylanyay March 2, 2017
Friend: So how are you paying me for taking your piece of shit off the side of the road.
Ford owner: I'll give you a Powerstroke.
Friend: *unzips pants*
Ford owner: I'll give you a Powerstroke.
Friend: *unzips pants*
by MrDylanyay March 16, 2020
Guy 1: Hey look there is the new Xbox One
Guy 1: I am going to buy it.
Guy 2: No you should get a PlayStation 4.
Guy 3: Don't get an XBONER or GayStation 4, get a PC to play games on.
Guy 1: I DONT WANT A GAYSTATION OR PC, I WANT AN XBOX ONE
Guy 2: You know he is gay, right?
Guy 3: Yeah he is gay, also you are gay for liking the GayStation 4
Guy 1: I am going to buy it.
Guy 2: No you should get a PlayStation 4.
Guy 3: Don't get an XBONER or GayStation 4, get a PC to play games on.
Guy 1: I DONT WANT A GAYSTATION OR PC, I WANT AN XBOX ONE
Guy 2: You know he is gay, right?
Guy 3: Yeah he is gay, also you are gay for liking the GayStation 4
by MrDylanyay October 16, 2015
(Guy reinstalls Windows on his PC)
Guy1: I have to open Internet Explorer to redownload Chrome
Guy2: Internet Explorer is best for downloading other browsers!
Guy1: Agreed
Guy1: I have to open Internet Explorer to redownload Chrome
Guy2: Internet Explorer is best for downloading other browsers!
Guy1: Agreed
by MrDylanyay March 24, 2017