Faglord

Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord

The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian

by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016

AT&T

A bad ISP and cellular phone company. See Cumcast or Cockcast

Guy1: Switch over to CableONE for 100Mbps down for $55.
Guy2: No I am fine with my AT&T 18 Mbps down for $60.
Guy1: Then switch to MetroPCS to get T-Mobile's fast network for $30.
Guy2: I am fine for my AT&T service for $500.

by MrDylanyay August 07, 2016

Chevron

A name for over-expensive gasoline

Guy1: Lets go to Chevron to get some gas.
Guy2: No that Shell across the street is a dollar cheaper.

by MrDylanyay May 07, 2016

Kyle's mom

A big fat ugly bitch.

Kyle's mom is a big fat ugly bitch

by MrDylanyay November 25, 2016

wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

by MrDylanyay October 27, 2015

Apple

A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports

Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!

by MrDylanyay March 02, 2017

GayT&T

Basically AT&T. Calling AT&T gay because of its poor cellular service and shit internet.

Guy1: I'm fucking done with this GayT&T shit, they put another extra charge on my bill.
Guy2: They charge me $15 extra just for 1 GB of cellular data.
Guy3: My internet sucks, I'm gonna switch to CableONE.

by MrDylanyay March 18, 2017