MrDylanyay's definitions

Powerstroke

What you give your friend after he tows your Ford off the side of the road.

Friend: So how are you paying me for taking your piece of shit off the side of the road.
Ford owner: I'll give you a Powerstroke.
Friend: *unzips pants*

by MrDylanyay March 15, 2020

Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits

Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed

by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016

DMCA

The main reason why America's copyright system sucks. The DMCA is also why YouTube doesn't have any type of fair use.

Guy1: My YouTube video got a DMCA takedown.
Guy2: We need to get rid of these DMCA copyright laws.
Rich Corporate Dick: I like the DMCA because it falls in favor of my corporation.
Guy1 and 2: FUCK YOU CORPORATE DICK

by MrDylanyay June 19, 2016

Xboner

XBONER is a word commonly used by PC and PlayStation fans to make fun of the Xbox One.

Guy 1: Hey look there is the new Xbox One
Guy 1: I am going to buy it.
Guy 2: No you should get a PlayStation 4.
Guy 3: Don't get an XBONER or GayStation 4, get a PC to play games on.
Guy 1: I DONT WANT A GAYSTATION OR PC, I WANT AN XBOX ONE
Guy 2: You know he is gay, right?
Guy 3: Yeah he is gay, also you are gay for liking the GayStation 4

by MrDylanyay December 7, 2015

Chevron

A name for over-expensive gasoline

Guy1: Lets go to Chevron to get some gas.
Guy2: No that Shell across the street is a dollar cheaper.

by MrDylanyay May 15, 2016

GayT&T

Basically AT&T. Calling AT&T gay because of its poor cellular service and shit internet.

Guy1: I'm fucking done with this GayT&T shit, they put another extra charge on my bill.
Guy2: They charge me $15 extra just for 1 GB of cellular data.
Guy3: My internet sucks, I'm gonna switch to CableONE.

by MrDylanyay March 17, 2017

YouTube

A website that is owned by Google that has absolutely terrible copyright rules, thanks to the DMCA.

Guy1: I got a copyright strike on YouTube for playing a copyrighted song for 3 seconds.
Guy2: YouTube has some of the worst copyright rules.
Guy1: FUCK YOU DMCA
Guy2: I agree

by MrDylanyay June 19, 2016