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wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.
Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.
by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015
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Powerstroke

What you give your friend after he tows your Ford off the side of the road.
Friend: So how are you paying me for taking your piece of shit off the side of the road.
Ford owner: I'll give you a Powerstroke.
Friend: *unzips pants*
by MrDylanyay March 15, 2020
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Internet Explorer

A browser that is best used for downloading other browsers, such as Chrome or Firefox.
(Guy reinstalls Windows on his PC)
Guy1: I have to open Internet Explorer to redownload Chrome
Guy2: Internet Explorer is best for downloading other browsers!
Guy1: Agreed
by MrDylanyay March 23, 2017
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Apple

A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
by MrDylanyay March 2, 2017
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GayT&T

Basically AT&T. Calling AT&T gay because of its poor cellular service and shit internet.
Guy1: I'm fucking done with this GayT&T shit, they put another extra charge on my bill.
Guy2: They charge me $15 extra just for 1 GB of cellular data.
Guy3: My internet sucks, I'm gonna switch to CableONE.
by MrDylanyay March 17, 2017
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OFC

Person 1: Do you want to eat at OFC?
Person 2: What is OFC?
Person 1: Obama Fried Chicken

Person 2: Hell YEAH
by MrDylanyay July 4, 2016
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Chevron

A name for over-expensive gasoline
Guy1: Lets go to Chevron to get some gas.
Guy2: No that Shell across the street is a dollar cheaper.
by MrDylanyay May 15, 2016
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