Definitions by Metallicajunkie
Herculeisure
Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her
Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
Herculeisure by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
Grizzly Bear
A huge, brown forest animal that may look cute and majestic, but woe onto those who get
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell
Frank: Hey Bill, you wanna go camping this weekend?
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us
Grizzly Bear by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
Kardashian
A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making
Kardashian by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
RAREWARE
A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory
DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!
Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong
Nintendo is still going strong
RAREWARE by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
PSH
When the police come across the body of a deceased drug addict that still has the needle stuck in the crook of their arm, they are pronounced PSH (in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who was also found deceased with a heroin needle still in his arm)
Dan: Hey Scott, you hear that Mike died yesterday?
Scott: Was it drugs?
Dan: Yeah, the cops pronounced him PSH
Scott: Should've asked for help when he needed it
Scott: Was it drugs?
Dan: Yeah, the cops pronounced him PSH
Scott: Should've asked for help when he needed it
PSH by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
Helium Tank
A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils
Helium Tank by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018