Busta Rhymes

The rap singer who beat up Michael Myers (not one of Mike's prouder moments)

Remember when Busta Rhymes kicked Michael Myers' ass? That was hilarious!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh

The Jerry Sandusky to Donald Trump's Joe Paterno

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

Cold Stone Stunner

An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect

Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

RAREWARE

A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory

DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!

Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Pawk Fwied Wice

A rather impolite way to pronounce the Chinese dish "Pork Fried Rice"

Time to go to P.F Chang's, and Tim, don't say pawk fwied wice this time, we don't want to get

thrown out again

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018

Titanic

Big ship
Big ship set sail
Young man meet young woman
Young man and woman fall in love
Young man paint nude of woman
Big ship hit large ice cube
Big ship sinks
Young man sinks
Young woman is rescued
Roll credits

I understand you like Titanic Barbara, but seriously, this is the FOURTEENTH time we've watched this damn movie

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Justice

What this country is without, proof of which is the fact Kavanaugh managed to be elected

There is no justice in this country anymore

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018