Metallicajunkie's definitions

Apollo 18

A horror movie that for the most part, is Paranormal Activity in Space

Apollo 18 wasn't bad, but it was kind of a let down as far as I'm concerned

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Mondo Dook

Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers

I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Nikki Bella

The Bella twin with the bigger and faker boobs

Fan 1: Which one is Nikki Bella again?
Fan 2: Look at their tits dude
Fan 1: Oh, she's got the faker of the two, that's right

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Embalmed

This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body

Oh my fucking god, I got SO embalmed at the party last night...did I do anything stupid??

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018