138 definitions by Metallicajunkie
Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach
by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018
A method of drinking alcohol that involves shoving a tube up your rectum, and then feeding booze through said tube into your ass, which somehow manages to give you a stronger and quicker buzz then drinking it normally. Often seen as a staple amongst drunken fraternity tomfoolery
by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018
A term used to describe a person of Jewish ethnicity, who also happens to possess an absurd amount of body hair
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
A get-together hosted by 80's alternative band Oingo Boingo. It's of course reserved for people who are no longer alive, this also includes people who were struck by lightning while walking down the street, and people who were hit by something in their sleep. If you manage to get an invite, word of advice, make sure you leave your body at the door
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
One of only two wrestlers who literally fell down on the job, the other being the Shockmaster of course
by Metallicajunkie October 22, 2018
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018