Metallicajunkie's definitions

Butt Mustard

Another way to describe the shit that comes out of a baby, it gets it's name from the color and consistency

You have to change little Johnny this time, I had to deal with his butt mustard last time!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Kardashian

A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making

The only thing worse then sickness, poverty and death is a Kardashian!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Busta Rhymes

The rap singer who beat up Michael Myers (not one of Mike's prouder moments)

Remember when Busta Rhymes kicked Michael Myers' ass? That was hilarious!

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

LS Band

An LS Band is a musical group that has changed members more frequently then a model changes panties, the LS stands for "Lazy Suzanne", as a Lazy Suzanne spins around and presents you with a totally different thing all the time, like how these bands choose a different member constantly. Another way to describe an LS Band, is an RD Band (RD stands for "Revolving Door")

Lazy Suzanne Bands include:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
W.A.S.P.
Guns N' Roses
and Black Sabbath

You guys would be more believable if you weren't an LS Band, pick some members and STAY WITH THEM!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

RAREWARE

A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory

DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!

Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Vegemite

Australian Nutella

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018