Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Banshee 

What a little kid turns into when their parents won't buy them the candy they want

Jesus Christ! Will you shut that banshee up!?

Banshee by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Sasquats 

Used to describe a fitness fanatic/personal trainer/exercise guru/or anyone involved in the fitness industry that possesses an unnatural amount of body hair

I hope we don't get Jamal as our trainer again, that sasquats is WAY too hairy for my liking

Sasquats by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

House 

A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas

How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!

House by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Herculeisure 

Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her

Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body

Herculeisure by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Jane the Killer

Essentially Jeff the Killer if he were to put on the same crown that gave us Bowsette

Jane the Killer is only Creepypasta character I know of who makes the blood rush through
my heart and wiener at the same time

Jane the Killer by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Goober Burger 

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

Goober Burger by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Polish 

The politically correct term for someone as smart as a pumpkin

It figures that Jake would put an ejector seat on his new helicopter, his family is Polish

Polish by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018