Metallicajunkie's definitions

Momo

A disturbing figure depicted as a Japanese woman with huge bulging eyes, a terrifying smile, long, black Grudge style hair, a small, armless torso, and large bird like legs. Momo is actually an art project made by a Japanese college student, but the project has now become known as a modern day Creepypasta monster. It's said that Momo has an online page, and if you contact her through it, she may just answer you back, but be warned, doing so can have DIRE consequences. All and all, it's just another figure used to scare people, not much else

I called Momo at 3:00 last night, I'm leaving the country in about an hour

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Hoochie

A woman who happens to be virginity intolerant

Why did you invite that hoochie Shayna to the party? She is such a freaking skank!

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Minefield

Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out

Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Nikki Bella

The Bella twin with the bigger and faker boobs

Fan 1: Which one is Nikki Bella again?
Fan 2: Look at their tits dude
Fan 1: Oh, she's got the faker of the two, that's right

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Suicide

A permanent answer to a temporary problem that does endless amounts more damage then it fixes

I heard you tried to commit suicide, please talk to me, how can I help you?

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Apollo 18

A horror movie that for the most part, is Paranormal Activity in Space

Apollo 18 wasn't bad, but it was kind of a let down as far as I'm concerned

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018