Metallicajunkie's definitions

Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used

Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Butt Mustard

Another way to describe the shit that comes out of a baby, it gets it's name from the color and consistency

You have to change little Johnny this time, I had to deal with his butt mustard last time!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Mondo Dook

Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers

I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Nikki Bella

The Bella twin with the bigger and faker boobs

Fan 1: Which one is Nikki Bella again?
Fan 2: Look at their tits dude
Fan 1: Oh, she's got the faker of the two, that's right

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Apollo 18

A horror movie that for the most part, is Paranormal Activity in Space

Apollo 18 wasn't bad, but it was kind of a let down as far as I'm concerned

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018