Metallicajunkie's definitions

Jack and Jill

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is

I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

MTV

A TV channel that was once defined by showing awesome and entertaining music videos, concerts and live performances made by talented artists in music. Now it's nothing but an asinine joke defined by teenage pregnancy, annoying Italian Americans, and completely shitty noise disguised as music videos (which RARELY make appearances).

I wouldn't watch MTV even if you paid me

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Selena'd

The act of being killed by someone who greatly admires you and/or is obsessed with you, much like Tejano singer Selena

Anna Kendrick didn't return my affections, so I Selena'd her sorry ass!

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Corona

What Mexicans drink when they run out of tequila

Jesus dude, how many Coronas did you drink? You look totally wasted!

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Sasquats

Used to describe a fitness fanatic/personal trainer/exercise guru/or anyone involved in the fitness industry that possesses an unnatural amount of body hair

I hope we don't get Jamal as our trainer again, that sasquats is WAY too hairy for my liking

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

LS Band

An LS Band is a musical group that has changed members more frequently then a model changes panties, the LS stands for "Lazy Suzanne", as a Lazy Suzanne spins around and presents you with a totally different thing all the time, like how these bands choose a different member constantly. Another way to describe an LS Band, is an RD Band (RD stands for "Revolving Door")

Lazy Suzanne Bands include:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
W.A.S.P.
Guns N' Roses
and Black Sabbath

You guys would be more believable if you weren't an LS Band, pick some members and STAY WITH THEM!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Busta Rhymes

The rap singer who beat up Michael Myers (not one of Mike's prouder moments)

Remember when Busta Rhymes kicked Michael Myers' ass? That was hilarious!

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018