Metallicajunkie's definitions

Justice

What this country is without, proof of which is the fact Kavanaugh managed to be elected

There is no justice in this country anymore

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Embalmed

This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body

Oh my fucking god, I got SO embalmed at the party last night...did I do anything stupid??

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep

Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Larry

The guy that Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers is always looking for, but never seems to find. He also goes by the alias Lawrence when in England. Sightings of the famous "Larry" have occurred at a car dealership, a ticket line, a shoe store, a grocery store, an office building, and an English pub.

Hey Larry! I was calling you Larry!

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Pawk Fwied Wice

A rather impolite way to pronounce the Chinese dish "Pork Fried Rice"

Time to go to P.F Chang's, and Tim, don't say pawk fwied wice this time, we don't want to get

thrown out again

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018