Metallicajunkie's definitions

MTV

A TV channel that was once defined by showing awesome and entertaining music videos, concerts and live performances made by talented artists in music. Now it's nothing but an asinine joke defined by teenage pregnancy, annoying Italian Americans, and completely shitty noise disguised as music videos (which RARELY make appearances).

I wouldn't watch MTV even if you paid me

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day

Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Jack and Jill

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is

I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Selena'd

The act of being killed by someone who greatly admires you and/or is obsessed with you, much like Tejano singer Selena

Anna Kendrick didn't return my affections, so I Selena'd her sorry ass!

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

You're Not Perfect

The name for without a doubt the most disturbing scene in the series Courage the Cowardly Dog......

I can't sleep ever seeing that fucked up You're Not Perfect scene.......

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Mixed Bag

Used to describe a pregnant woman who is carrying two or more children that are each a different ethnicity, an example of a mixed bag would be a woman pregnant with a white, black, Hispanic and Asian baby at the same time

My mom was a real mixed bag, I have a black brother and a Lebanese sister

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Jubilant

Something that Los Angeles Dodger fans happen to be at this particular moment

Guy: You look rather jubilant Mike? How come?
Mike: THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO THE SERIES, THAT'S WHY!!!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018