Osama Bin Cheeto

So, what did Osama Bin Cheeto do to further damage our country?
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You're Not Perfect

The name for without a doubt the most disturbing scene in the series Courage the Cowardly Dog......
I can't sleep ever seeing that fucked up You're Not Perfect scene.......
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Hurricane Michael

A hurricane that coincidentally occurred on October of this year, a number of days before the new Halloween reboot movie is set to come out
Hurricane Michael is approaching! Pack up your shit and bail out!
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New England Patriots

A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots
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Wanna Play?

It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls
Guy: Wanna play?
Girl: Bumper Heads here?
Guy: Why not? Come on!
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
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Post Malone

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
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