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by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Get the Thump Dance mug.Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her
Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
Get the Herculeisure mug.by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
Get the Osama Bin Cheeto mug.Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Get the Politician mug.A disturbing figure depicted as a Japanese woman with huge bulging eyes, a terrifying smile, long, black Grudge style hair, a small, armless torso, and large bird like legs. Momo is actually an art project made by a Japanese college student, but the project has now become known as a modern day Creepypasta monster. It's said that Momo has an online page, and if you contact her through it, she may just answer you back, but be warned, doing so can have DIRE consequences. All and all, it's just another figure used to scare people, not much else
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
Get the Momo mug.Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out
by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018
Get the Minefield mug.Fan 1: Which one is Nikki Bella again?
Fan 2: Look at their tits dude
Fan 1: Oh, she's got the faker of the two, that's right
Fan 2: Look at their tits dude
Fan 1: Oh, she's got the faker of the two, that's right
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
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