Metallicajunkie's definitions

Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Manbun

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.

I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Joe Kenda

Totally awesome guy from the Investigation Discovery show Homicide Hunter. Joe is a former Colorado Springs police detective who has managed to solve over 400 homicides throughout his career, before retiring in the mid 90's. Joe's great to listen to, because when recanting the cases he's solved, he doesn't add any extra fluff, and tells you like it is, short sweet and to the point.

I'm Detective Joe Kenda, I've solved over 400 homicides, if you kill.....I WILL find you....

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

P!nk

The Janis Joplin of Pop Music. A truly awesome and talented pop singer who is far more talented then most of the other crappy singers who've been stinking up the charts in recent years. Born Alecia Beth Moore, P!nk's early life was marked with rough points, such as her parents divorcing, developing asthma, and struggling with substance abuse in her teenage years. P!nk was originally part an all girl R&B group called Choice, however, she became a solo artist after record producer L.A Reid saw her as the group's only talent. Many of P!nk's songs deal with serious issues, such as combating sexism (Stupid Girls), losing a friend to drugs (Who Knew), abusive relationships (Just Like a Pill), combating self harm and suicide (Fuckin' Perfect), and struggling with personal vices (Sober). Since her introduction into the music industry, P!nk has won three Grammys, seven MTV Music Video Awards, five Billboard Music Awards and is looked upon by many young women as an inspiration, she is indeed one of the all time greats.

I can't wait to see P!nk in concert tonight, she's fucking awesome!

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Kavanuts

Used to describe someone when you start asking them questions, and they respond with constant and aggressive sounding interruptions, people like this become more and more Kavanuts with the more questions that are being asked, the angry reaction of going Kavanuts is often compared to a teething toddler with a soiled Huggie who isn't getting the kind of attention he wants

Dude! All I did was ask a question, and you went totally Kavanuts! There's no need for that!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Rope of the Loom

What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens

I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used

Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018