Metallicajunkie's definitions

Politician

Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.

Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.

Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).

If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them

Only a fool would trust a politician

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Hoochie

A woman who happens to be virginity intolerant

Why did you invite that hoochie Shayna to the party? She is such a freaking skank!

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Minefield

Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out

Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Litigation

What 99.9% of today's modern hip hop and R&B singers find themselves tied up in

This just in, rapper Lil Boosie finds himself in litigation again after punching out a fan at one of his concerts

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

Osama Bin Cheeto

Donald Trump

So, what did Osama Bin Cheeto do to further damage our country?

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Rope of the Loom

What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens

I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Kavanuts

Used to describe someone when you start asking them questions, and they respond with constant and aggressive sounding interruptions, people like this become more and more Kavanuts with the more questions that are being asked, the angry reaction of going Kavanuts is often compared to a teething toddler with a soiled Huggie who isn't getting the kind of attention he wants

Dude! All I did was ask a question, and you went totally Kavanuts! There's no need for that!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018