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Cancer

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.
My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Al Sharpton

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used
Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Manbun

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.
I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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News

The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive
Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep
Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Bimble

A combination of the words "big" and "nimble", usually used to describe a person who is rather large, but is still light on their feet to an impressive degree, most of time it involves said bimble dancing
Wow, Mark's 300 pounds, yet he can outdance anyone! He's a real bimble!
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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