Metallicajunkie's definitions
When you're having sex with a fat woman, usually 300lbs at the most, you allow the woman stand over you, and with you back first on the bed or floor looking up, the woman then yells "BANZAAAAAI!!" before doing a short jump and then slamming all of her doughiness down onto your chest or erect penis. Be careful though, performing this could EASILY result in a penile fracture if not done correctly
Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Get the Banzai Dropmug. Jane the Killer is only Creepypasta character I know of who makes the blood rush through
my heart and wiener at the same time
my heart and wiener at the same time
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
Get the Jane the Killermug. A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
Get the Cancermug. The most ass kickin' ear rattlin' headbangin' rock band to come out of Australia since AC/DC. Some of their most noted songs include Runnin' Wild, Stand Up for Rock and Roll, Blonde Bad and Beautiful, Raise the Flag and Breakin' Outta Hell. If you like good ol' fashioned Australian hard rock with a new generation flavor, these guys are for you
Guy 1: Hey dude, I have two tickets to see Airbourne tonight, you wanna come?
Guy 2: HELL YEAH! Let's do it!
Guy 2: HELL YEAH! Let's do it!
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
Get the Airbournemug. Totally awesome and hilarious character from the Nickelodeon cartoon Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, famously known for his obsession of anything having to do with the superhero Ultra-Lord. He is also known for saving his hometown from a monstrous alien by singing horribly, learning how to communicate with pterodactyls, and mastering the art of placing your foot behind your head. He even got his own spin off show called Planet Sheen, but it didn't really do as well
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
Get the Sheenmug. An amazingly talented and hilarious comedic actor who obviously comes from another planet, because no ordinary human being is capable of making the same faces and noises that this man can do (wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?)
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
Get the Jim Carreymug. It's what you start to feel when you just want to watch some videos on YouTube, but you keep getting constant interruptions from advertisements
Joe: You okay Lenny? You seem pissed
Lenny: I'm adgravated because I just want to watch a Markiplier video, and these stupid KY ads keep popping up!
Lenny: I'm adgravated because I just want to watch a Markiplier video, and these stupid KY ads keep popping up!
by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018
Get the Adgravatedmug.