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Mr. Meaty

Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......
Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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Wanna Play?

It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls
Guy: Wanna play?
Girl: Bumper Heads here?
Guy: Why not? Come on!
by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018
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Butt Chug

A method of drinking alcohol that involves shoving a tube up your rectum, and then feeding booze through said tube into your ass, which somehow manages to give you a stronger and quicker buzz then drinking it normally. Often seen as a staple amongst drunken fraternity tomfoolery
Hayden decided to butt chug some Budweiser, now he can't even tell if he's human or not
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
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Period

It's what you end a sentence with.......no, I'm not in the mood to make a joke pertaining to women
Don't forget the period, otherwise your story will just be a big sentence
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Poison Ivy

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show
I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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Heartbeat

Something that actor Don Johnson is still looking for
Have you heard Don Johnson's song Heartbeat? The cheesy lyrics make me laugh
by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018
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