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The Ring

A terribly overrated horror movie that is more of a crime thriller then a true horror movie
Do we have to watch The Ring? It's so BORING!
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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Eminem

One of the most legendary and controversial rappers to come out of the 90's. Well known for his songs that involve aggressive, really violent and outrageously misogynistic lyrics, which has garnered him much controversy in the past.

Also one of the few rappers to have won an Academy Award for Best Original Song, won for his song Lose Yourself, from the movie 8 Mile. Despite his prickly exterior, it's also known that Eminem is a doting father to his daughters, he even skipped the Academy Awards show where he won his Oscar, to instead spend time with his kids, at the time where he was announced the winner, he and his daughters had fallen asleep while watching cartoons.
You gotta respect Eminem for how much he loves his kids, he's an awesome dad
by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
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Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
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Joe Kenda

Totally awesome guy from the Investigation Discovery show Homicide Hunter. Joe is a former Colorado Springs police detective who has managed to solve over 400 homicides throughout his career, before retiring in the mid 90's. Joe's great to listen to, because when recanting the cases he's solved, he doesn't add any extra fluff, and tells you like it is, short sweet and to the point.
I'm Detective Joe Kenda, I've solved over 400 homicides, if you kill.....I WILL find you....
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Google Images

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process
Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
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Polish

The politically correct term for someone as smart as a pumpkin
It figures that Jake would put an ejector seat on his new helicopter, his family is Polish
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
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Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day
Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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