Metallicajunkie's definitions

Dead Man's Party

A get-together hosted by 80's alternative band Oingo Boingo. It's of course reserved for people who are no longer alive, this also includes people who were struck by lightning while walking down the street, and people who were hit by something in their sleep. If you manage to get an invite, word of advice, make sure you leave your body at the door

I thought being a zombie would suck, but I just got invited to a Dead Man's Party! SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Sailor Roids

A slang nickname for spinach, which is reference to Popeye the Sailor (hence the name)

Oh come on! This is the fifth day we've had sailor roids for dinner!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Millennial

A generation of people who feel that everyone apparently owes them something, instead of getting their asses off of Facebook, going out and earning their way in life, rather then combing their manbuns and sucking down Soy Frappachinoes while also eating Tide Pods and bitching about illegal immigrants

That millennial cursed me out because I didn't agree with his views, fucking asshole he is

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Tuna Burp

When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt

Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Google Images

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process

Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day

Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

MTV

A TV channel that was once defined by showing awesome and entertaining music videos, concerts and live performances made by talented artists in music. Now it's nothing but an asinine joke defined by teenage pregnancy, annoying Italian Americans, and completely shitty noise disguised as music videos (which RARELY make appearances).

I wouldn't watch MTV even if you paid me

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018