Metallicajunkie's definitions

Bacon

A little hug from God (according to Google that is, I'd have to agree)

Kid: Hey dad, what's for breakfast?
Dad: The only thing we have is bacon
Kid: SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Jim Carrey

An amazingly talented and hilarious comedic actor who obviously comes from another planet, because no ordinary human being is capable of making the same faces and noises that this man can do (wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?)

How in the hell can Jim Carrey make those faces!? XD

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Adgravated

It's what you start to feel when you just want to watch some videos on YouTube, but you keep getting constant interruptions from advertisements

Joe: You okay Lenny? You seem pissed
Lenny: I'm adgravated because I just want to watch a Markiplier video, and these stupid KY ads keep popping up!

by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

Ghost Pepper

An absurdly spicy chili pepper that people still continue to use in cooking, despite the fact consuming one will make you feel as though you just opened a gateway to Hell inside of you

I ate a ghost pepper, and now I have flames shooting out of my asshole

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Cold Stone Stunner

An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect

Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Kavanuts

Used to describe someone when you start asking them questions, and they respond with constant and aggressive sounding interruptions, people like this become more and more Kavanuts with the more questions that are being asked, the angry reaction of going Kavanuts is often compared to a teething toddler with a soiled Huggie who isn't getting the kind of attention he wants

Dude! All I did was ask a question, and you went totally Kavanuts! There's no need for that!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Rope of the Loom

What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens

I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018