Metallicajunkie's definitions

Airbourne

The most ass kickin' ear rattlin' headbangin' rock band to come out of Australia since AC/DC. Some of their most noted songs include Runnin' Wild, Stand Up for Rock and Roll, Blonde Bad and Beautiful, Raise the Flag and Breakin' Outta Hell. If you like good ol' fashioned Australian hard rock with a new generation flavor, these guys are for you

Guy 1: Hey dude, I have two tickets to see Airbourne tonight, you wanna come?
Guy 2: HELL YEAH! Let's do it!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Cancer

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.

My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Tattletail

A creepy Furby-like toy from the horror game of the same name. Tattletail comes in either purple, yellow or blue fur, and it not only is this little bastard creepy, you constantly have to keep feeding, grooming, and recharging it, otherwise it will go on a complaining fit (or demonic possession fit as far as the recharging is concerned) that could very well get you caught by it's murderous mother.

For an awesome playthrough of the game Tattletail, look up the one done by YouTuber Markiplier

You know, I think I'd actually prefer a Furby over a Tattletail.......

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Jane the Killer

Essentially Jeff the Killer if he were to put on the same crown that gave us Bowsette

Jane the Killer is only Creepypasta character I know of who makes the blood rush through
my heart and wiener at the same time

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

West Of Center

A variation of the term "left of center" but FAR more intense. Used to describe people who are clearly mentally unstable, babble on and on about stuff that makes no sense whatsoever, and who view themselves in the most narcissistic way you could possibly imagine.

The first instance of a person being West of Center, was a black celebrity who had a meeting Donald Trump the other day

Jesus Christ, I'm not going near that guy, he's completely west of center!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Sheen

Totally awesome and hilarious character from the Nickelodeon cartoon Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, famously known for his obsession of anything having to do with the superhero Ultra-Lord. He is also known for saving his hometown from a monstrous alien by singing horribly, learning how to communicate with pterodactyls, and mastering the art of placing your foot behind your head. He even got his own spin off show called Planet Sheen, but it didn't really do as well

Jimmy: Sheen, don't you ever get tired of Ultra-Lord?
Sheen: HECK NO JIMMY!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)

Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018