Metallicajunkie's definitions

Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over

Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Chibi

A smaller and cutesier version of a famous anime/video game/comic book character, often looking just like the character themselves, but with large puppy dog eyes, inviting smiles, and on some occasions, arms and legs that end in finger and toeless nubs. Pretty much the Mini Me of the fan art community

Which one is cuter, the chibi version of Chun-Li, or Princess Peach?

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)

Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Jubilant

Something that Los Angeles Dodger fans happen to be at this particular moment

Guy: You look rather jubilant Mike? How come?
Mike: THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO THE SERIES, THAT'S WHY!!!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

The Ring

A terribly overrated horror movie that is more of a crime thriller then a true horror movie

Do we have to watch The Ring? It's so BORING!

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Eminem

One of the most legendary and controversial rappers to come out of the 90's. Well known for his songs that involve aggressive, really violent and outrageously misogynistic lyrics, which has garnered him much controversy in the past.

Also one of the few rappers to have won an Academy Award for Best Original Song, won for his song Lose Yourself, from the movie 8 Mile. Despite his prickly exterior, it's also known that Eminem is a doting father to his daughters, he even skipped the Academy Awards show where he won his Oscar, to instead spend time with his kids, at the time where he was announced the winner, he and his daughters had fallen asleep while watching cartoons.

You gotta respect Eminem for how much he loves his kids, he's an awesome dad

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Mixed Bag

Used to describe a pregnant woman who is carrying two or more children that are each a different ethnicity, an example of a mixed bag would be a woman pregnant with a white, black, Hispanic and Asian baby at the same time

My mom was a real mixed bag, I have a black brother and a Lebanese sister

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018