Metallicajunkie's definitions

Bacon

A little hug from God (according to Google that is, I'd have to agree)

Kid: Hey dad, what's for breakfast?
Dad: The only thing we have is bacon
Kid: SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Jim Carrey

An amazingly talented and hilarious comedic actor who obviously comes from another planet, because no ordinary human being is capable of making the same faces and noises that this man can do (wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?)

How in the hell can Jim Carrey make those faces!? XD

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Heartbeat

Something that actor Don Johnson is still looking for

Have you heard Don Johnson's song Heartbeat? The cheesy lyrics make me laugh

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

Poultry

A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)

Make sure you buy lots of poultry, there's shitloads of people coming to the barbecue tomorrow

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Poison Ivy

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show

I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Pantless Thundergoose

The internet's name for an ostrich

It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Milk Warfstache

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache

Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018