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A Youtuber from Australia who also happens to be YouTube's King of Countdown videos, Danger Dolan is the owner of the channel Planet Dolan, where along with countdown videos, Dolan also recants true stories told to him by people either on Reddit or in the comment section. When Dolan is unavailable, his fellow Planet Dolan brethren do videos as well, this brethren includes Dolan's Mysterious Brother, Hellbent, Pringle, Doopie, Melissa and Nixxiom.
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by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018
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The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:
The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)
Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:
The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)
Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here
Guy 1: Did you hear about Tom, he went to Australia and got killed by a crocodile!
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish
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Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
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by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
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