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Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.
Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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croc

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Langurring

The slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Languid + Slurring
They didn't understand me because i was langurring. They thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn't slept in 9 days.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.
The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.
1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Omnisexual

One who is sexually attracted to gods and deities.
That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.

Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.
by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008
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