CurvedMirror's definitions

Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.

Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

advershizement

a really shitty advertisement that was made to annoy you and grab your attention.

while watching TV i manage to take in a lot of advershizement.

if you are smart, you won't get sucked into advershizement.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

croc

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.

look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Langurring

The slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Languid + Slurring

They didn't understand me because i was langurring. They thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn't slept in 9 days.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

urban pictionary

urban pictionary has the same rules as regular pictionary except everything you have to draw is from urban dictionary.....every disgusting sex position, every racial slur, every term of endearment and/or pejoraty.

last nite we played a really fun game called urban pictionary and i had to draw a picture of a woman taking a dump on a man's chest.....my girlfriend had to draw a picture of a jew with scissors through his head and my other friend had to draw a picture of ourselves munging.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Omnisexual

One who is sexually attracted to gods and deities.

That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.

Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.

by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008

blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.

1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008