CurvedMirror's definitions

americaned

1. the act of taking all the life or substance out of an entity.

2. to kill a buzz or be a buzzkill

we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.

the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.

a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Oldschool

Retro. Simple as that.

Oldschool is one of the worst slang terms ever invented. Only retards use that "word". Almost as bad as the word hardcore.

Seriously....when anybody uses the word oldschool they sound like a fucking mongoloid.

Oldschool is a terrible word. Say retro instead.

I happen to be a moron so i use the word oldschool extensively.

by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

starpilot

a musician from ontario, canada who plays and records crazy music all over canada....has a new cd coming out soon called "bad haircut".

we're going to go see starpilot, it should be a mighty good show and it should be hella trippy.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Talking To Americans

A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.

Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009