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Omnisexual

One who is sexually attracted to gods and deities.
That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.

Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.
by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008
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Talking To Americans

A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.
Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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Dog

1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.
oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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full bean

to do something at maximum force with minimal care for everyone's well-being.
it's full bean keg season.

we have to race on dead man's curve....full bean.

i'm going full bean tonight.....i'm going to do enough coke to put me in the hospital.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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filatist or filashist

a cock-sucker; someone who gives oral sex to men.
she sucked me dry because she is such a filatist or filashist

she has oral herpes of the mouth because she is a filatist.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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texican't

a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil.
that god damn texican't is at it again.

you are so dumb you must be a texican't.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Waterloo

A city in south-western ontario famous for 2 highly acclaimed universities, the blackberry, and killer ganja.
I'm gonna text on my blackberry while smoking a fat spliff on campus. Only in Waterloo.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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