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americaned

1. the act of taking all the life or substance out of an entity.

2. to kill a buzz or be a buzzkill
we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.

the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.

a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Swaginal Discharge

last night she covered my chest in swaginal discharge and i was quite disgustipated.
by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008
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turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.
i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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1998

the year that popular rock music started going down hill.

now we are left with nothing but absolute garbage repeating itself day after day on commercial rock radio.

we now have no choice but to look at the indie scene because rock has become so cliche and formulaic. nobody writes classics anymore. and record company executives don't take risks in signing talented original bands.
popular rock music died in 1998.

1998 is the year that i shut my radio off for good.

thank dog for the internet, or else we would have to go 1998.
by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
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Hot Karl

the act of giving a blowjob to a man while he is defecating.
A hot karl is a very stinky hummer.

When we told her about what a hot karl is she seemed unphased as if she had done it before.
by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008
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united states of arousal

what you would call the stages of arousal that happen between two people at the same time, hence the word united.
the presidents of the united states of arousal

we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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piglet

also known as a rent-a-cop.

a person with authority like a security guard or by-law officer.....someone with authority, but not that much authority.
the damn piglets come every time i have a party.

the piglet at that club kicked me out for being a drunken idiot.

fuck you piglet scum!
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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