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Omnisexual

One who is sexually attracted to gods and deities.
That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.

Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.
by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008
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Sweef Curtains

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.
by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008
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Talking To Americans

A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.
Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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Censorshit

the idea that censorship is bullshit....nothing needs to be censored.....if you don't want to watch swearing, violence, or sexual content, DON'T WATCH IT! simple as that.....nobody is making you watch it.....they have disclaimers for a reason....and if you don't want your kids watching that shit, tell your kids what they can and cannot watch.....and if they don't listen to you then you are a bad parent for not teaching your kids to do what you say.
every time i watch tv there's nothing but censorshit everywhere.

that movie sucked because of the censorshit.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Dog

1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.
oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Waterloo

A city in south-western ontario famous for 2 highly acclaimed universities, the blackberry, and killer ganja.
I'm gonna text on my blackberry while smoking a fat spliff on campus. Only in Waterloo.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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filatist or filashist

a cock-sucker; someone who gives oral sex to men.
she sucked me dry because she is such a filatist or filashist

she has oral herpes of the mouth because she is a filatist.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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