crotch-hawk

when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.

that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.

my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.

by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008

zinamaginy

A Mennonite gynaecologist.

I gotta go see the zinamaginy. He will ask me if i have been using my hole in the blanket.

by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008

kike spike

a regular pair of scissors that can be used for anything.

hey pass me that kike spike i need something to chop up this dope.

my kike spike is very sharp.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

Swamel Toe

Sweaty camel toe.

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.

by CurvedMirror July 21, 2008

chinkmart

a chinese-run convenience store.

i have to go to the chinkmart to purchase some cigarettes.

he was stealing candy from the local chinkmart.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

VPILF Loser

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.

Wow...lots of VPILF losers today

by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008