CurvedMirror's definitions

Langurring

The slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Languid + Slurring

They didn't understand me because i was langurring. They thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn't slept in 9 days.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Swamel Toe

Sweaty camel toe.

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

American Weed

Overpriced crap-quality marijuana that is usually very leafy and lacks in potency.

Got anything that isn't shitty american weed?

Fuck, i'm tired of smoking this shitty american weed?

Why can't americans grow good dope?

The american drug war has caused american pot do be very shitty and almost useless to a toker from canada. Plus, it's waaaay overpriced. You might as well smoke dried leaves because it's practically the same thing.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

devillock

a hairstyle in which the head is shaved instead of the bangs...the bangs are then gelled down into a spike in front of the face.....made what it is by a popular punk rock/horror rock band called the misfits.

my devillock is quite long.

it's not a mohawk, it's a devillock, idiot!

glen danzig from the misfits had a devillock

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

sleepytime herb

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.

i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008