CurvedMirror's definitions

nippermart

a chinese-run convenience store.

i have to purchase some smokes at the nippermart.

she was caught stealing candy from the local nippermart.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Starfucks

Parody of Starbucks.

Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

starpilot

a musician from ontario, canada who plays and records crazy music all over canada....has a new cd coming out soon called "bad haircut".

we're going to go see starpilot, it should be a mighty good show and it should be hella trippy.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Oldschool

Retro. Simple as that.

Oldschool is one of the worst slang terms ever invented. Only retards use that "word". Almost as bad as the word hardcore.

Seriously....when anybody uses the word oldschool they sound like a fucking mongoloid.

Oldschool is a terrible word. Say retro instead.

I happen to be a moron so i use the word oldschool extensively.

by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

americaned

1. the act of taking all the life or substance out of an entity.

2. to kill a buzz or be a buzzkill

we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.

the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.

a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.

i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Swamel Toe

Sweaty camel toe.

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008