CurvedMirror's definitions

Starfucks

Parody of Starbucks.

Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Smelly Puffer

A Puffer that smells so bad that intercourse cannot continue.

My girlfriend let out a really smelly puffer last night which caused me to lose my erection. It was gross and a total turn-off.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Twit

A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.

Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

nippermart

a chinese-run convenience store.

i have to purchase some smokes at the nippermart.

she was caught stealing candy from the local nippermart.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.

i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

americaned

1. the act of taking all the life or substance out of an entity.

2. to kill a buzz or be a buzzkill

we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.

the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.

a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008