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American Weed

Overpriced crap-quality marijuana that is usually very leafy and lacks in potency.
Got anything that isn't shitty american weed?

Fuck, i'm tired of smoking this shitty american weed?

Why can't americans grow good dope?

The american drug war has caused american pot do be very shitty and almost useless to a toker from canada. Plus, it's waaaay overpriced. You might as well smoke dried leaves because it's practically the same thing.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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menstral queef

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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sleepytime herb

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.
i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008
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Profanitarian

One who is strongly offended by obscene, blasphemous, or vulgar language.
Stop being such a fucking profanitarian you vaginal-discharge spewing horse vagina!
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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1998

the year that popular rock music started going down hill.

now we are left with nothing but absolute garbage repeating itself day after day on commercial rock radio.

we now have no choice but to look at the indie scene because rock has become so cliche and formulaic. nobody writes classics anymore. and record company executives don't take risks in signing talented original bands.
popular rock music died in 1998.

1998 is the year that i shut my radio off for good.

thank dog for the internet, or else we would have to go 1998.
by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
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