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Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.
McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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Linkin Fart

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
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American Weed

Overpriced crap-quality marijuana that is usually very leafy and lacks in potency.
Got anything that isn't shitty american weed?

Fuck, i'm tired of smoking this shitty american weed?

Why can't americans grow good dope?

The american drug war has caused american pot do be very shitty and almost useless to a toker from canada. Plus, it's waaaay overpriced. You might as well smoke dried leaves because it's practically the same thing.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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menstral queef

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Hardcore

The worst word in all of mankind. Right up there with oldschool.
Stop saying hardcore you fucking emo!

Hardcore is a terrible word.

Most people who say the word hardcore don't use it properly anyway.

Stop using the word hardcore and stop using the word oldschool. They are the worst slang terms to have ever been invented. Instead of saying oldschool say retro.
by CurvedMirror August 17, 2008
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Good Charlotte

a talent-less poser band that tries to make everyone think they are punk when they are definitely not.

anyone who thinks they are punk has no clue what punk is and should probably shut up and finish they're homework (fucking teenyboppers). this band has no talent and plays nothing but formulaic cliche poptard music.

the average age group of listeners is 14. anyone older than that who likes good charlotte is just a dumb-fuck preppy who is too stupid to find real music to listen to.
Good Charlotte is NOT punk.

Good Charlotte is listened to by 14 year-old teenybopper little boys.

Good Charlotte, along with Avril Lavigne, have tarnished the punk image with their conformist pop retardations.
by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008
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Swaginal Discharge

last night she covered my chest in swaginal discharge and i was quite disgustipated.
by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008
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