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Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.
Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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croc

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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advershizement

a really shitty advertisement that was made to annoy you and grab your attention.
while watching TV i manage to take in a lot of advershizement.

if you are smart, you won't get sucked into advershizement.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Langurring

The slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Languid + Slurring
They didn't understand me because i was langurring. They thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn't slept in 9 days.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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VPILF Loser

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.
Wow...lots of VPILF losers today
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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Sweef Curtains

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.
by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008
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Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008
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