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Dog

1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.
oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008
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starpilot

a musician from ontario, canada who plays and records crazy music all over canada....has a new cd coming out soon called "bad haircut".
we're going to go see starpilot, it should be a mighty good show and it should be hella trippy.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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filatist or filashist

a cock-sucker; someone who gives oral sex to men.
she sucked me dry because she is such a filatist or filashist

she has oral herpes of the mouth because she is a filatist.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Cunilatio

what you would call oral sex with a hermaphrodite,
he performed cunilatio on his hermaphrodite girlboyfriend.

cunilatio requires both types of genitalia to work.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.
i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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sketchy

this word can also be used in place of the word heatscore
that sure was some sketchy driving when you almost hit that cop.

that guy is so sketchy he's been selling cheese right under the cop's noses.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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