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Oldschool

Retro. Simple as that.

Oldschool is one of the worst slang terms ever invented. Only retards use that "word". Almost as bad as the word hardcore.

Seriously....when anybody uses the word oldschool they sound like a fucking mongoloid.
Oldschool is a terrible word. Say retro instead.

I happen to be a moron so i use the word oldschool extensively.
by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
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starpilot

a musician from ontario, canada who plays and records crazy music all over canada....has a new cd coming out soon called "bad haircut".
we're going to go see starpilot, it should be a mighty good show and it should be hella trippy.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.
i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.
The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.
1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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devillock

a hairstyle in which the head is shaved instead of the bangs...the bangs are then gelled down into a spike in front of the face.....made what it is by a popular punk rock/horror rock band called the misfits.
my devillock is quite long.

it's not a mohawk, it's a devillock, idiot!

glen danzig from the misfits had a devillock
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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