CurvedMirror's definitions

Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.

McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Wigger

A white person (usually suburban) who acts and dresses gangster (black, urban). Usually ends up in jail or getting addicted to crack and has a mental defect that makes him/her like rap music.

Also known as a Wankster

Fucking wiggers, they look like retards and act like retards!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

American Weed

Overpriced crap-quality marijuana that is usually very leafy and lacks in potency.

Got anything that isn't shitty american weed?

Fuck, i'm tired of smoking this shitty american weed?

Why can't americans grow good dope?

The american drug war has caused american pot do be very shitty and almost useless to a toker from canada. Plus, it's waaaay overpriced. You might as well smoke dried leaves because it's practically the same thing.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Meathead

Someone who posts their name on Urban Dictionary followed by a bunch of untruthful egotistical comments. Usually done by cowardly teenage jocks with undersized genitalia.

I'm tired of all those idiotic teenage meathead's posting useless definitions on urban dictionary and wasting the time of it's editors.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

menstral queef

a pussy fart that happens during menstruation.

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

devillock

a hairstyle in which the head is shaved instead of the bangs...the bangs are then gelled down into a spike in front of the face.....made what it is by a popular punk rock/horror rock band called the misfits.

my devillock is quite long.

it's not a mohawk, it's a devillock, idiot!

glen danzig from the misfits had a devillock

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Swamel Toe

Sweaty camel toe.

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008