CurvedMirror's definitions

urban pictionary

urban pictionary has the same rules as regular pictionary except everything you have to draw is from urban dictionary.....every disgusting sex position, every racial slur, every term of endearment and/or pejoraty.

last nite we played a really fun game called urban pictionary and i had to draw a picture of a woman taking a dump on a man's chest.....my girlfriend had to draw a picture of a jew with scissors through his head and my other friend had to draw a picture of ourselves munging.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Talking To Americans

A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.

Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Dog

1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.

oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Censorshit

the idea that censorship is bullshit....nothing needs to be censored.....if you don't want to watch swearing, violence, or sexual content, DON'T WATCH IT! simple as that.....nobody is making you watch it.....they have disclaimers for a reason....and if you don't want your kids watching that shit, tell your kids what they can and cannot watch.....and if they don't listen to you then you are a bad parent for not teaching your kids to do what you say.

every time i watch tv there's nothing but censorshit everywhere.

that movie sucked because of the censorshit.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Waterloo

A city in south-western ontario famous for 2 highly acclaimed universities, the blackberry, and killer ganja.

I'm gonna text on my blackberry while smoking a fat spliff on campus. Only in Waterloo.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

full bean

to do something at maximum force with minimal care for everyone's well-being.

it's full bean keg season.

we have to race on dead man's curve....full bean.

i'm going full bean tonight.....i'm going to do enough coke to put me in the hospital.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

texican't

a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil.

that god damn texican't is at it again.

you are so dumb you must be a texican't.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008