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Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.
McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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Wankster

Also known as a Wigger. A white suburban male who dresses "gangster" (black, urban) and listens to rap music due to a neurological defection.
That wankster thinks he's so tough.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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menstral queef

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Linkin Fart

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
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Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.
I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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American Weed

Overpriced crap-quality marijuana that is usually very leafy and lacks in potency.
Got anything that isn't shitty american weed?

Fuck, i'm tired of smoking this shitty american weed?

Why can't americans grow good dope?

The american drug war has caused american pot do be very shitty and almost useless to a toker from canada. Plus, it's waaaay overpriced. You might as well smoke dried leaves because it's practically the same thing.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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Meathead

Someone who posts their name on Urban Dictionary followed by a bunch of untruthful egotistical comments. Usually done by cowardly teenage jocks with undersized genitalia.
I'm tired of all those idiotic teenage meathead's posting useless definitions on urban dictionary and wasting the time of it's editors.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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