CurvedMirror's definitions

cerebral celestia

the part of your brain that comes up with ideas while you are on hallucinogenic drugs.

i can feel the sunshine dance and play upon my cerebral celestia.

he smoked a joint so he could increase the power of his cerebral celestia.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.

1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Omnisexual

One who is sexually attracted to gods and deities.

That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.

Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.

by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008

urban pictionary

urban pictionary has the same rules as regular pictionary except everything you have to draw is from urban dictionary.....every disgusting sex position, every racial slur, every term of endearment and/or pejoraty.

last nite we played a really fun game called urban pictionary and i had to draw a picture of a woman taking a dump on a man's chest.....my girlfriend had to draw a picture of a jew with scissors through his head and my other friend had to draw a picture of ourselves munging.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

drugly

describes the physical appearance of someone who is a heavy user of hard drugs such as cocaine or heroin. characterized by a pale complexion, thin build, and dark marks under eyes. they look corpse-like.

i saw Jim E. Wart and Gherkins the other day and it looks like the singer jimmy is on a lot heroin, he had a very drugly look about him.

the addiction made him look drugly.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Wigger

A white person (usually suburban) who acts and dresses gangster (black, urban). Usually ends up in jail or getting addicted to crack and has a mental defect that makes him/her like rap music.

Also known as a Wankster

Fucking wiggers, they look like retards and act like retards!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009