CurvedMirror's definitions

sleepytime herb

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.

i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Linkin Fart

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.

The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.

by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.

I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Swamel Toe

Sweaty camel toe.

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

devillock

a hairstyle in which the head is shaved instead of the bangs...the bangs are then gelled down into a spike in front of the face.....made what it is by a popular punk rock/horror rock band called the misfits.

my devillock is quite long.

it's not a mohawk, it's a devillock, idiot!

glen danzig from the misfits had a devillock

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

urban pictionary

urban pictionary has the same rules as regular pictionary except everything you have to draw is from urban dictionary.....every disgusting sex position, every racial slur, every term of endearment and/or pejoraty.

last nite we played a really fun game called urban pictionary and i had to draw a picture of a woman taking a dump on a man's chest.....my girlfriend had to draw a picture of a jew with scissors through his head and my other friend had to draw a picture of ourselves munging.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008