CurvedMirror's definitions

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Swamel Toe

Sweaty camel toe.

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

sleepytime herb

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.

i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Talking To Americans

A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.

Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

Ho Singh Gao

1. a derogatory term for a chinese person.

2. can be used instead of the words "go" or "get"

1. today i saw an old ho singh gao planting his grass seed by seed.

2. let's ho singh gao out of this place.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008