Buttfuckme's definitions

Gay Dirt

(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.

1. Are you happy to see me, or are you just Gay Dirt?

by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017

Primavera Apartments

The projects, which are infested with cock roaches and are located in south eastern Fort Worth Texas, which house ass bandits, thugs, hoes, sluts, wiggers, alot of pedos and people of the beaner race, and white middle aged drug dealers whom like to lie in the courtyards in ass rape position.

1. Welcome to Primavera Apartments.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

hump the swag

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Chapelbate

(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.

1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

flick your bic

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.

1. Don't flick your bic in public.

by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021

Full Bodied African

1. Any potent marijuana or spicy tobacco strain (esp. anything having the connotation of a particularly harsh or otherwise unforgiving smoke in the practical sense) which is said or rumored comes from Africa.

1. " I'm rolling up some Full Bodied African in this here joint, Tom," said Huck.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

NAACP

1. See North American Association of Cuban Pornographers.

1. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the NAACP?

by Buttfuckme July 4, 2018