Buttfuckme's definitions

chomo

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of chomo, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 10, 2020

ass

(noun, singular, slang) 1.The Human Buttocks, the anal opening.

That fucking nigger told me to kiss his ass.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Pussy

1. Noun- A Pussy is a female member of the family Felidae of the suborder Feliformia and the order Carnivora ; particularly the unnamed animal belonging to Mrs. Slocombe on the British comedy Are you being Served.

1. Well if I'm not home at the stroke of 6, my Pussy goes mad.
2. "I must have misdialed. It's your neighbour, Mrs Slocombe ... I'm trying to get my Pussy on the phone."
3. I will not subject my Pussy to this kind of abuse.

by Buttfuckme February 4, 2020

redneck

(Noun, Sigular.) 1. any white cop or other government agent from the States of Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Virginia, or West Virginia that arrests, or otherwise takes action against, a nigger --- regardless of what the arrest is for or whether the black suspect is guilty of the offense charged.

1. Hey redneck, don't you know you can't arrest me because I'm black?

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

4 dicks of death

A United States Marine nickname for the beef links included with beans in certain Meals-Ready-To-Eat. It is Aptly named for their foul taste and similar appearance to male genitalia.

1. I'll have the 4 dicks of death and the Marinated Mushroom sauce, please.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Vadge

(Noun, From Vagina) - 1. The female opening though which a dick is inserted for sexual pleasure. (cf. asshole and fuck) 2. A name which ardent anti-feminists name their daughters, which may also be used to refer to any member of the female sex.

1. Did you fuck her vadge, or did you just hit her in the shitter? 2. Hey Vadge, how about passing that blunt already?

by Buttfuckme August 23, 2017