Buttfuckme's definitions

Chapelbate

(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.

1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

Niggaphile

1. (Noun, Pejorative) : A person, of non-black race, whom supports the black race to the material detriment of their own race; A race traitor.

1. Hillary Clinton is a Niggaphile.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

4 dicks of death

A United States Marine nickname for the beef links included with beans in certain Meals-Ready-To-Eat. It is Aptly named for their foul taste and similar appearance to male genitalia.

1. I'll have the 4 dicks of death and the Marinated Mushroom sauce, please.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

CHOMO

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Paradiddle

1. Verb, From Para- as in Paratrooper, and -diddle, to have sex with, with the connotation of molestation : to use an aircraft of any kind to aid, abett, etc. the sexual moleatation of a minor.

1. Jeffery Epstien had a Paradiddle party with Stephen Hawking and Leonardo DiCaprio.

by Buttfuckme January 10, 2024