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pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.
1. Don't pull a Clinton.
by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018
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Chink

1. A level of store owner that falls between red dot and towel head, which is roughly on par with the status of gook. They like to rip you off constantly because they either think your too dumb to count your change, or else they think you're not watching.
by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018
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Gay Dirt

(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.
1. Are you happy to see me, or are you just Gay Dirt?
by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017
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Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.
1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!
by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020
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urinal sex

n- 1.) When man A inserts his penis, dick, or cock into the rectum or asshole of man B while man B is using a urinal in a public bathroom with 3 or more urinals, usually not to exceed 10 urinals in total.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017
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Buttmunch

1. Hey Buttmunch, get over here and suck me off already.
by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018
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redneck

(Noun, Sigular.) 1. any white cop or other government agent from the States of Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Virginia, or West Virginia that arrests, or otherwise takes action against, a nigger --- regardless of what the arrest is for or whether the black suspect is guilty of the offense charged.
1. Hey redneck, don't you know you can't arrest me because I'm black?
by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017
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