Buttfuckme's definitions

Hotdog Party

(Noun, Singular) 1. A frat party where there will be initiation of new frat members via various rites involving homosexual anal sex on a voluntary basis. 2. Any house party thrown by former United States Bill Clinton or any member of Bill Clinton's family.

1. I'm still sore from the Hotdog Party last night!!! 2. Senator Weiner left the Hotdog Party early last night.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

CHOMO

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Paradiddle

1. Verb, From Para- as in Paratrooper, and -diddle, to have sex with, with the connotation of molestation : to use an aircraft of any kind to aid, abett, etc. the sexual moleatation of a minor.

1. Jeffery Epstien had a Paradiddle party with Stephen Hawking and Leonardo DiCaprio.

by Buttfuckme January 10, 2024

Chink

1. A level of store owner that falls between red dot and towel head, which is roughly on par with the status of gook. They like to rip you off constantly because they either think your too dumb to count your change, or else they think you're not watching.

1. I have to run to the Chink Store

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.

1. Don't pull a Clinton.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

NFL

(Noun, Singular) 1. National Fagot League.

1. Hey Bro, Are you a Member of the NFL, or are you just a stand alone homo?

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

chonga conga

1.(Noun, Sexual Act) - When you go to a country like China , North Korea, or Viet Nam, find an aids-infected chink with a large dick by their standards, and let him buttfuck you and your five brothers repeatedly in a gay train session without the use of a rubber or any other kind of protection whatsoever, with the person at the front of the line retiring to that back of the line at least every five minutes.

1. We had a Chonga Conga last night out in China Town, When I visited New York City.

by Buttfuckme May 3, 2018