Buttfuckme's definitions

Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

hump the swag

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Vadge

(Noun, From Vagina) - 1. The female opening though which a dick is inserted for sexual pleasure. (cf. asshole and fuck) 2. A name which ardent anti-feminists name their daughters, which may also be used to refer to any member of the female sex.

1. Did you fuck her vadge, or did you just hit her in the shitter? 2. Hey Vadge, how about passing that blunt already?

by Buttfuckme August 23, 2017

NAACP

1. See North American Association of Cuban Pornographers.

1. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the NAACP?

by Buttfuckme July 4, 2018

Primavera Apartments

The projects, which are infested with cock roaches and are located in south eastern Fort Worth Texas, which house ass bandits, thugs, hoes, sluts, wiggers, alot of pedos and people of the beaner race, and white middle aged drug dealers whom like to lie in the courtyards in ass rape position.

1. Welcome to Primavera Apartments.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Throwing Ass

To have anal sex with a man at a potpartythat you do not know.

1. Brad, get over here and quit Throwing Ass.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018