Buttfuckme's definitions

Boy

1. (Gay slang, var. of boi) short for circuit boi; A fuck boy.

1. Have you heard the news in Obamaland? Mark is Kevin's new boy.

by Buttfuckme July 29, 2022

Niggaphile

1. (Noun, Pejorative) : A person, of non-black race, whom supports the black race to the material detriment of their own race; A race traitor.

1. Hillary Clinton is a Niggaphile.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Professional Jew

A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.

1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop

by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019

Mcfuckit Deluxe

1,. noun - A Mcfuckit Deluxe is a hidden item on the McDonalds menu that you can never actually order. It consists of a serving of chicken Mcnuggets (4 or 9 pack) smothered in fresh cum harvested from a local black dude. They are prepared without the use of gloves or other proper food handling procedures.

1. I'll have one McFuckit Deluxe and a one small cum shake to go.

by Buttfuckme September 22, 2020

flick your bic

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.

1. Don't flick your bic in public.

by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021

Chapelbate

(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.

1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017