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A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.
by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019
Get the Professional Jew mug.(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.
1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?
by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017
Get the Chapelbate mug.1. (Noun, Internet Abbreviation, from ABDL, Not to be confused with pedophilia, Nonderrog. ) Adult Child Underwear Lover. Similar to ABDL in basic principle, but inflecting an age range not accurate to the term "baby", or manner involving underwear as opposed to a diaper; used to to increase specification.
1. (Internet chat) Are you into ACUL?
by Buttfuckme January 19, 2024
Get the ACUL mug.1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.
1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2019
Get the pansexual mug.1. Noun, standard sci. Notation : The scientific equation for the properties of shit and laws of shit; In practice Mostly used to evade the most ceramic hardware and/or software profanity and copyright filters of Google's latest invention.
1. This is (sh¹t)², Oh this is (sh¹t)²; I'm not looking for answers because they're out of your remit!
by Buttfuckme April 20, 2023
Get the (sh¹t)² mug.An expression that a Pollack , Pole, or other Poland national uses when confronted with their own inconsistent statements in a court of law. It is used often by Jews but is not necessarily restricted to Jewish people.
by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019
Get the Błędnie przepisany kod! mug.1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.
by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017
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