Buttfuckme's definitions

chonga conga

1.(Noun, Sexual Act) - When you go to a country like China , North Korea, or Viet Nam, find an aids-infected chink with a large dick by their standards, and let him buttfuck you and your five brothers repeatedly in a gay train session without the use of a rubber or any other kind of protection whatsoever, with the person at the front of the line retiring to that back of the line at least every five minutes.

1. We had a Chonga Conga last night out in China Town, When I visited New York City.

by Buttfuckme May 3, 2018

ASPRIN

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.

by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019

pansexual

1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.

1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2019

(sh¹t)²

1. Noun, standard sci. Notation : The scientific equation for the properties of shit and laws of shit; In practice Mostly used to evade the most ceramic hardware and/or software profanity and copyright filters of Google's latest invention.

1. This is (sh¹t)², Oh this is (sh¹t)²; I'm not looking for answers because they're out of your remit!

by Buttfuckme April 20, 2023

Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.

1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?

by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017

Błędnie przepisany kod!

An expression that a Pollack , Pole, or other Poland national uses when confronted with their own inconsistent statements in a court of law. It is used often by Jews but is not necessarily restricted to Jewish people.

What? You call me a liar? Błędnie przepisany kod!

by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019

pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.

1. Don't pull a Clinton.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018