Buttfuckme's definitions

NFL

(Noun, Singular) 1. National Fagot League.

1. Hey Bro, Are you a Member of the NFL, or are you just a stand alone homo?

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

ASPRIN

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.

by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019

chonga conga

1.(Noun, Sexual Act) - When you go to a country like China , North Korea, or Viet Nam, find an aids-infected chink with a large dick by their standards, and let him buttfuck you and your five brothers repeatedly in a gay train session without the use of a rubber or any other kind of protection whatsoever, with the person at the front of the line retiring to that back of the line at least every five minutes.

1. We had a Chonga Conga last night out in China Town, When I visited New York City.

by Buttfuckme May 3, 2018

yo chingé a tu madre

Spanish for "I fucked your mother".

1. Hey dickhead, Yo chingé a tu madre.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Vadge

(Noun, From Vagina) - 1. The female opening though which a dick is inserted for sexual pleasure. (cf. asshole and fuck) 2. A name which ardent anti-feminists name their daughters, which may also be used to refer to any member of the female sex.

1. Did you fuck her vadge, or did you just hit her in the shitter? 2. Hey Vadge, how about passing that blunt already?

by Buttfuckme August 23, 2017

4 dicks of death

A United States Marine nickname for the beef links included with beans in certain Meals-Ready-To-Eat. It is Aptly named for their foul taste and similar appearance to male genitalia.

1. I'll have the 4 dicks of death and the Marinated Mushroom sauce, please.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Basement Boy

1. A term indicating the alleged 46th President of the United States, who is perceived to be illegitimate due to the fact that Joe Biden loves to hide in the basement of the nearest house, library, or public building.

1. Basement Boy can shove a dildo up his as and around the corner.

by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021