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Buttmunch

1. Hey Buttmunch, get over here and suck me off already.
by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018
mugGet the Buttmunchmug.

Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.
1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!
by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020
mugGet the Poopi Goldbergmug.

urinal sex

n- 1.) When man A inserts his penis, dick, or cock into the rectum or asshole of man B while man B is using a urinal in a public bathroom with 3 or more urinals, usually not to exceed 10 urinals in total.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017
mugGet the urinal sexmug.

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
mugGet the The Wrong Mushroommug.

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.
1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.
by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017
mugGet the Nose Baggermug.

Pussy

1. Noun- A Pussy is a female member of the family Felidae of the suborder Feliformia and the order Carnivora ; particularly the unnamed animal belonging to Mrs. Slocombe on the British comedy Are you being Served.
1. Well if I'm not home at the stroke of 6, my Pussy goes mad.
2. "I must have misdialed. It's your neighbour, Mrs Slocombe ... I'm trying to get my Pussy on the phone."
3. I will not subject my Pussy to this kind of abuse.
by Buttfuckme February 4, 2020
mugGet the Pussymug.

ass

(noun, singular, slang) 1.The Human Buttocks, the anal opening.
That fucking nigger told me to kiss his ass.
by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017
mugGet the assmug.

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