Buttfuckme's definitions

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

ass

(noun, singular, slang) 1.The Human Buttocks, the anal opening.

That fucking nigger told me to kiss his ass.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

chomo

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of chomo, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 10, 2020

Pussy

1. Noun- A Pussy is a female member of the family Felidae of the suborder Feliformia and the order Carnivora ; particularly the unnamed animal belonging to Mrs. Slocombe on the British comedy Are you being Served.

1. Well if I'm not home at the stroke of 6, my Pussy goes mad.
2. "I must have misdialed. It's your neighbour, Mrs Slocombe ... I'm trying to get my Pussy on the phone."
3. I will not subject my Pussy to this kind of abuse.

by Buttfuckme February 4, 2020

pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.

1. Don't pull a Clinton.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

Chink

1. A level of store owner that falls between red dot and towel head, which is roughly on par with the status of gook. They like to rip you off constantly because they either think your too dumb to count your change, or else they think you're not watching.

1. I have to run to the Chink Store

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Gay Dirt

(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.

1. Are you happy to see me, or are you just Gay Dirt?

by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017