Buttfuckme's definitions

flick your bic

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.

1. Don't flick your bic in public.

by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021

ASPRIN

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.

by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019

Niggaphile

1. (Noun, Pejorative) : A person, of non-black race, whom supports the black race to the material detriment of their own race; A race traitor.

1. Hillary Clinton is a Niggaphile.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Chink

1. A level of store owner that falls between red dot and towel head, which is roughly on par with the status of gook. They like to rip you off constantly because they either think your too dumb to count your change, or else they think you're not watching.

1. I have to run to the Chink Store

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.

1. Don't pull a Clinton.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018