Buttfuckme's definitions

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

ass

(noun, singular, slang) 1.The Human Buttocks, the anal opening.

That fucking nigger told me to kiss his ass.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

chomo

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of chomo, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 10, 2020

Pussy

1. Noun- A Pussy is a female member of the family Felidae of the suborder Feliformia and the order Carnivora ; particularly the unnamed animal belonging to Mrs. Slocombe on the British comedy Are you being Served.

1. Well if I'm not home at the stroke of 6, my Pussy goes mad.
2. "I must have misdialed. It's your neighbour, Mrs Slocombe ... I'm trying to get my Pussy on the phone."
3. I will not subject my Pussy to this kind of abuse.

by Buttfuckme February 4, 2020

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Chink

1. A level of store owner that falls between red dot and towel head, which is roughly on par with the status of gook. They like to rip you off constantly because they either think your too dumb to count your change, or else they think you're not watching.

1. I have to run to the Chink Store

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.

1. Don't pull a Clinton.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018