Buttfuckme's definitions

flick your bic

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.

1. Don't flick your bic in public.

by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021

ASPRIN

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.

by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

redneck

(Noun, Sigular.) 1. any white cop or other government agent from the States of Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Virginia, or West Virginia that arrests, or otherwise takes action against, a nigger --- regardless of what the arrest is for or whether the black suspect is guilty of the offense charged.

1. Hey redneck, don't you know you can't arrest me because I'm black?

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

Hotdog Party

(Noun, Singular) 1. A frat party where there will be initiation of new frat members via various rites involving homosexual anal sex on a voluntary basis. 2. Any house party thrown by former United States Bill Clinton or any member of Bill Clinton's family.

1. I'm still sore from the Hotdog Party last night!!! 2. Senator Weiner left the Hotdog Party early last night.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

4 dicks of death

A United States Marine nickname for the beef links included with beans in certain Meals-Ready-To-Eat. It is Aptly named for their foul taste and similar appearance to male genitalia.

1. I'll have the 4 dicks of death and the Marinated Mushroom sauce, please.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

CHOMO

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020