43 definitions by Buttfuckme

Buttmunch

A fag; a homosexual.

1. Hey Buttmunch, get over here and suck me off already.

by Buttfuckme March 28, 2018

Chapelbate

(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.

1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

4 dicks of death

A United States Marine nickname for the beef links included with beans in certain Meals-Ready-To-Eat. It is Aptly named for their foul taste and similar appearance to male genitalia.

1. I'll have the 4 dicks of death and the Marinated Mushroom sauce, please.

by Buttfuckme September 19, 2018

NFL

(Noun, Singular) 1. National Fagot League.

1. Hey Bro, Are you a Member of the NFL, or are you just a stand alone homo?

by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017

yo chingé a tu madre

Spanish for "I fucked your mother".

1. Hey dickhead, Yo chingé a tu madre.

by Buttfuckme September 19, 2018

chonga conga

1.(Noun, Sexual Act) - When you go to a country like China , North Korea, or Viet Nam, find an aids-infected chink with a large dick by their standards, and let him buttfuck you and your five brothers repeatedly in a gay train session without the use of a rubber or any other kind of protection whatsoever, with the person at the front of the line retiring to that back of the line at least every five minutes.

1. We had a Chonga Conga last night out in China Town, When I visited New York City.

by Buttfuckme January 14, 2018

Niggaphile

1. (Noun, Pejorative) : A person, of non-black race, whom supports the black race to the material detriment of their own race; A race traitor.

1. Hillary Clinton is a Niggaphile.

by Buttfuckme March 28, 2018