material

a adjective used to describe someone who relies on objects to bring them happiness.
based on the 1980s song 'Material Girl' by Madonna

alternative adjective: materialistic

guy 1: so i bought this really hot car.. it'll keep me happy for a week or so.
guy 2: dude you're so material .

by Flash Ash February 19, 2006

material

Something people use to help them come down faster when they're masturbating.
Almost always porn or sexually related things.

'I can't masturbate without material anymore because pornography has ruined my imagination".

by dislikement February 16, 2007

material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.

Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.

by bob beeflips August 24, 2009

material

A meta-state that has a discrete end in time however it has no discrete beginning in time.

Material has no linear origin point but it has a discrete end in time: meta-consciousness.

by tomorrowtomorrow August 30, 2018

material

Masturbation content. What makes you hard.

I've been watching a variety of porn lately because I've always been running out of material.

by PatrickBeverley October 30, 2019

materialism

1. A philosophy that holds that everything that exists is made of matter. (see also metaphysical naturalism)

2. The belief that material wealth is the greatest good. (see also objectivism)

1. "It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously." --H.L. Mencken

2. "It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." --Thoreau

by spline November 23, 2007

Materialism

Devotion to material wealth (tangible objects) It is also a philosophy that states that all things, will eventually be explained by physical properties. Most Westerners are materialists. Which means they are bastards who crave material wealth and will go to no end to get more. See Capitalism Materialism will be the downfall of society.

|=|_|(|{ j00, you westerner, materialist bastard.

by Karl Marx October 14, 2004