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vegetarian between meals

Snappy comeback to say if someone comments on the fact that they are a vegetarian.
Ben: How would you like your steak?
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.
by benormous April 30, 2006
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gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.
gangster would become gangsta

player would become playa

the would become da

etc...
by benormous July 18, 2008
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metric

Horrible band consisting of a bunch of retards. 60% of the reason they suck
is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.
Char: Oh my god! Metric rocked!
Ben: No, Metric is gay, besides, I hear they suck live.
by benormous April 30, 2006
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Extreme Tubing

Extreme sport involving a quite large inner tube, and a pool to jump into. You jump off anything available, pull a crazy arial maneuver, stick it by landing in the pool safely on the tube.
Harold: Holy fuck! Did you see that! I pulled an inverted 180 Sky Scratcher!
Sean: Fuck yeah I saw that! Extreme Tubing rocks!
by benormous May 4, 2006
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gingervitus

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.
Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.
by benormous May 15, 2006
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iPod

Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.

Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.
Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.
by benormous June 11, 2006
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flintstoning it

The style used when brakes and/or pedals are useless on a bicycle.

Using your feet to stop or move your bike.
Biker 1: Hurry up man! The cops are gonna be here soon!
Biker 2: AH FUCK! My brake line is cut, and my gears are jammed!
Biker 1: You better be flintstoning it!
by Benormous December 28, 2005
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