Benormous's definitions

kansas

Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat.

Ray: Kansas, 3 o'clock!
Jake: Roger that.

by benormous April 30, 2006

scphunk

Pronounciation: sha-fun-que (really fast)

A less offensive word to replace 'fuck'.
Usually used in a whisper tone, as it is easlier to mutter than 'fuck'

'Shut the scphunk up before I let my knuckles meet your face!'

by benormous May 5, 2006

shit

An adjective used by Jim Lahey from the show Trailer Park Boys to describe the trouble that is expected to foil the boys plans.

1)Jim: A shit storm's a brewing, Randy, a shit storm's a brewing.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.

by benormous May 4, 2006

bathroom

For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.

Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.

by benormous April 28, 2006

grow-op

Abbreviation for Grow Opperation.

A grow-op is an area used to grow several marijuana plants.

Apparently, Durham is a great place to grow pot. Get your hydroponics, it's time to start a grow-op!

by benormous April 28, 2006

bounce blower

An item used by stoners. Consists of a sheet of Bounce Dryer Sheets, an empty toilet paper roll and an elastic to hold it all together. The objet is to blow your smoke into the toilet paper roll which filters through the Bounce Dryer Sheets. It keeps the air smelling fresh.

Stoner 1: Are you sure your parents won't notice the smell, their only down the hall?
Stoner 2: Relax, I got a bounce blower.

by benormous April 10, 2006

Steve Perry

Phrase used by Matt Stone and Trey Parker in the film 'Baseketball' as a psych-out in their newly made sport.

Matt: C'mom Squeak, throw the ball!
*Squeak prepares for his shot*
Trey: Steve Perry! Steve Perry!
Squeak: Gaaahhh!
*Air ball*

by benormous May 4, 2006