Benormous's definitions

cootie

Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.

Jason got cooties because he touched Brittany!

by benormous July 21, 2008

the flow

The main stream, the current fads and all the other stuff everyone seems to be doing. Nothing is wrong with being in the flow, out being out of the flow.

A man once said, "Go with the flow."

by benormous April 30, 2006

bounce blower

An item used by stoners. Consists of a sheet of Bounce Dryer Sheets, an empty toilet paper roll and an elastic to hold it all together. The objet is to blow your smoke into the toilet paper roll which filters through the Bounce Dryer Sheets. It keeps the air smelling fresh.

Stoner 1: Are you sure your parents won't notice the smell, their only down the hall?
Stoner 2: Relax, I got a bounce blower.

by benormous April 10, 2006

cuntrol

The way a woman expresses her authority by trying to take power over an area.

Whoa! That bitch is screaming uber hella loud, she's got major cuntrol issues.

by benormous July 14, 2006

teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 28, 2005

scphunk

Pronounciation: sha-fun-que (really fast)

A less offensive word to replace 'fuck'.
Usually used in a whisper tone, as it is easlier to mutter than 'fuck'

'Shut the scphunk up before I let my knuckles meet your face!'

by benormous May 5, 2006

kansas

Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat.

Ray: Kansas, 3 o'clock!
Jake: Roger that.

by benormous April 30, 2006