Benormous's definitions

bathroom

For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.

Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.

by benormous April 28, 2006

gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, the would become da, etc...

by benormous September 19, 2005

after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.

John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!

by benormous May 4, 2006

deep fried

Yet another term to described how high you're feeling.

Stoner 1: Dude, I'm so baked... so baked I'm cooked
Stoner 2: I'm hella stoned!
Stoner 3: I'm beyond cooked man! I'm Deep Fried

by benormous April 28, 2006

Dog town

Venice Beach, CA.
The ghetto by the sea.
Place where new-aged skateboarding began.

Tom: Where you heading for the summer break?
Dave: Venice Beach.
Tom: Oh, you mean Dog Town.

by benormous May 4, 2006

retro physical force

a blast from the past

I'm feeling a retro physical force comming on.

by benormous January 19, 2006

THUG

Acronym for Tony Hawk's Under Ground

I'm gonna lay down some unreallistic lines in THUG on my PS2!

by benormous September 19, 2005