Benormous's definitions

Steve Perry

Phrase used by Matt Stone and Trey Parker in the film 'Baseketball' as a psych-out in their newly made sport.

Matt: C'mom Squeak, throw the ball!
*Squeak prepares for his shot*
Trey: Steve Perry! Steve Perry!
Squeak: Gaaahhh!
*Air ball*

by benormous May 4, 2006

brick

A horribly missed shot with a reasonably sized ball. However, the word itself can be used as a psych out to cause a 'brick'.

Ex1) *Carl shoots water polo ball and missed by 3 feet*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?

Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*

by benormous May 5, 2006

mycology

The study of fungi. Diverted from the greek word for fungus, mykes.

Pat: What are you going to study at colledge?
Sam: Mycology.
Pat: What's that?
Sam: Something about mushrooms, I'm gonna try jack some shrooms.

by benormous May 5, 2006

brick

A horribly missed shot with a reasonably sized ball. However, the word itself can be used as a psych out to cause a 'brick'.

Ex1) *Carl shoots water polo ball and missed by 3 feet*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?

Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*

by benormous May 5, 2006

jumper cables

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.

Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!

by benormous May 5, 2006

scphunk

Pronounciation: sha-fun-que (really fast)

A less offensive word to replace 'fuck'.
Usually used in a whisper tone, as it is easlier to mutter than 'fuck'

'Shut the scphunk up before I let my knuckles meet your face!'

by benormous May 5, 2006

gingervitus

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.

Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.

by benormous May 15, 2006